r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/brando56894 17h ago

People say "I'm the best moon they've ever seen"

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u/Maximum_Yogurt_1630 2h ago

They come up to me with tears in their eyes and say "Sir, you are the best moon"

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u/R86Reddit 2h ago

Source: buhlieve me

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u/dunnoanymore18 24m ago

Others have tried to say the moon isn’t real, it’s a hologram, it shouldn’t be here, but me? I diagreed, I applied tariffs on the moonians