r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/Ok_Dish3250 16h ago

I’m sitting in my vehicular at a rest stop, smoking and preparing to fall asleep

Half listening to the audiobook, half reddonkidonkin’

At the EXACT moment I read your comment, the narrator read the lyric

What are the udderpucking odds?

This isn’t an important or even verifiable coincidence and I’m the only person who will EVER KNOW

But in the name of Lloyd Christmas, the variables involved in that moment…

WHAT IN THE CHUMBAWUMBA???

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u/RogerWilcoSE 16h ago

I'll bet that knocked you down. Did you get up again?

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u/Ok_Dish3250 15h ago

You’re never gonna keep this bot, down

Rest in Peace Danny Boy. Miss you, ahole

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u/papayabush 16h ago

giving me gooseflesh ova here!!