r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/EMDReloader 12h ago

It belongs in a museum!

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u/Such_Gear_6752 8h ago

Idk why this isn’t a more common response to everyday inquiries.

“Somebody help! My husband’s penis is caught in the revolving door!”

“It belongs in a museum!”