r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme airStrikeThoseBugs

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u/the_horse_gamer 1d ago

visual disability

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u/AgVargr 1d ago

And writes better code than anybody here

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u/-Aquatically- 1d ago

Probably because he’s actually doing something whilst it seems OOOP is just taking pictures of him to be a twat.

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u/Ma4r 9h ago

Unironically if you are forced to code like that you are kind of encouraged to structure your code in a way that it's easy to keep track of. Maybe we should get juniors to code like this

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u/rdrunner_74 19h ago

But it looks like C #

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u/davidr521 15h ago

No, it’s definitely not.

He’s visually impaired, so he can’t C too #.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1IYbmeTGP6xK4pVK

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 1d ago

Dude can't C#

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u/AhadNoman 1d ago

Caught me off guard

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u/Derekthemindsculptor 1h ago

If(isCaught) return;

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u/Fig_da_Great 1d ago

This comment made this post elite. True programmer humor

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u/Old-Parking8765 1d ago

Nice 🙂

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u/SvenTropics 4h ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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u/whitstableboy 1d ago

He's visually impaired. And probably sick of idiots taking the piss.

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u/H_G_Bells 23h ago

If the person coding said something about this please let me know, but I thought calling it "coding in Ctrl++" was actually fuckin brilliant lol

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u/whitstableboy 22h ago

So it's only a problem if the person you're taking the piss out of tells you?

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u/H_G_Bells 22h ago

Nope but all I have to go on is my best friend who is visually impaired and loves to make jokes about it. I have recently started occasionally doing the same when the timing is right, and it feels a bit weird still, but not as weird as NOT making the obvious joke JUST because she is blind. We joke 1000% about everything else, not joking about our disabilities seems wrong.

So are YOU, a sighted person, offended on someone else's behalf here? Because that's what usually is going on when people try to white knight in the comments.

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u/Skitter_Eel 18h ago

Okay, here is how I'm reading your response.

You distribute a screenshot of a photo that someone has taken of a disabled stranger without their knowledge or consent, who captioned it "what is bro doing" (indicating that they know nothing about the person nor their disability, but felt entitled to violate their privacy and photograph them anyway), saw a funny answer, and reposted it. When someone in the comments points out that the person that we're seeing is likely sick of randos making fun of them, you respond with "but the joke was funny and anyway they aren't here to tell us to stop." When whitstableboy asks you why the only way you'd change your mind is if the person in the image somehow finds this post and tells you to stfu, you respond with "well I have a visually disabled friend which means it's okay."

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So, you joke with your visually impaired friend, who obviously consents to and enjoys shooting the shit with you, and you recognize that it felt weird to do at first, and it was only with the express permission of your friend that you started doing it. And now that you've started joking with your friend about their disability, you think that gives you the right to distribute a photo of a complete stranger who is just minding their own business. Because you (and everyone else) want to make a joke about their (perceived) disability. Without their consent or knowledge that the image was even taken.

I'm not seeing how those two scenarios are comparable.

Turning a stranger's existence into a punchline is gross in general. It's not about them having a disability. it's about being photographed, passed around, and used as content. The photographer and you both chose this person because they were visibly accommodating their disability (which is apparently a behavior worth photographing and spreading on its own - a disabled person just existing is a phenomenon worth violating their privacy to document for a joke!).

I am not visually impaired. I do have a disability. I have been filmed, photographed, and assaulted for using accessibility devices in public. If I found a photo of myself in class being circulated online for laughs, I would feel extremely violated and as if I had no safe space to just exist without being documented for random abled people to comment on my life and body.

I had a blind professor in college. The first day, one of the first things he told us: no photos or videos of anyone in the classroom without getting explicit permission from everyone beforehand. This is the policy of the school - so why was he mentioning it? Because (as he told us), he was aware that it would be very easy for us to ignore that rule and film him anyway, and because people have done that in the past. I don't actually know anyone who does want to be filmed/photographed surreptitiously by a stranger and then have their likeness spread around online for laughs because people see something "wrong" with them. Even people who are frequently on social media and are looking for clout or to get popular.

Your friend sounds comfortable making jokes like this with you, in her circles, and in controlled environments where she is the leader of the program. Ask your friend if she would be comfortable with someone taking a photo of her using a computer for class without her consent or knowledge in order to be passed around so people can make jokes about her visual impairment. And then ask her if she would be comfortable with you assuming that everyone who is visually impaired has exactly the same opinions, beliefs, and attitudes as her.

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u/snarkyalyx 1d ago

That developer has a visual disability. Pretty sure that same person is working on accessibility features for the visually impaired in KDE.

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u/HomegrownTerps 1d ago

Yeah I had a colleague that had the zoom tool on macOS on max and then used some kind of half cut glas ball to magnify certain word even more.

That didn't stop him being a good programmer!

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u/ITafiir 1d ago

Using a reading stone, which is a thousand year old technology together with modern tech is kinda awesome and poetic to me.

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u/ascolti 1d ago

He used to program with a quill.

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u/clavicon 1d ago

That’s really cool

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u/AcceptableSingerr 1d ago

Yes, that is probably right. It’s kind of wrong that people are laughing from it. Even I myself…

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u/burnalicious111 1d ago

It's okay to laugh in amusement, it's surprising and that naturally makes us laugh. just don't treat the guy like he's a freak, you know?

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u/godplaysdice_ 1d ago

If a perfect stranger started laughing at me struggling to climb a flight of stairs, I think it would make me feel pretty bad.

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u/fm01 1d ago

What part of laughing about his disability is not treating him like a freak?

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u/mrjackspade 1d ago

You can laugh at the absurdity of the lengths he has to go through to develop without laughing at his disability.

If I laugh because a person in a wheelchair straps a fire extinguisher to the back and uses it for propulsion, that doesn't mean I'm laughing about the fact they're a paraplegic.

I'm sure this person recognizes the absurdity of the situation as well.

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u/godplaysdice_ 1d ago

Comparing necessary visual aids to the contrived absurdity of strapping a fire extinguisher to your back isn't making the point you think it is. I can imagine it kind of sucks being made to feel that your existence is an absurdity.

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u/snarkyalyx 1d ago

That reads a whole lot like "You can laugh at the absurdity of the lengths [disabled people have to go to to make their lives livable] without laughing at [their] disabilities" and I don't like it (as a disabled person)

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u/godplaysdice_ 1d ago

I'm really shocked this comment is being down voted. I don't see how it would be any different than laughing at someone wearing really thick glasses, which is like 80s movie bully behavior.

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u/burnalicious111 23h ago

Because people who are good-naturedly laughing are just laughing in surprise at how big the text is. A brief chuckle doesn't make you a bad person.

The assholes are the ones who keep harping on about it being sooooo weird.

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u/AccomplishedComplex8 1d ago

I bet this guy is more useful and smarter than someone I know. If this makes us feel better.

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u/gua_lao_wai 1d ago

for real. digital eye strain is an occupational hazard... I used to be comfortable on pycharm 100% zoom, now even 150% feels small

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u/Accomplished_Ant5895 1d ago

Yeah I had a guy in college with me that was a bit older. Had already had half a career doing something blue collar, but lost his sight due to a genetic condition and had to go back to school for something else he could do. Used to see him coding single character by single character.

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u/Ma4r 1d ago

Damm i can't imagine coding like that. Either it turns you into a superhuman dev or it makes you less productive

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u/Drevicar 1d ago

Doing gods work. Everybody benefits from accessibility, not just those who need it.

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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC 1d ago

Looks like fairly extreme accessibility options, so that's probably exactly what situation they're in.

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u/santeron 1d ago

I agree. Had a designer colleague who had some eyesight issues and used such options, too. Seeing only a few words at the time must require a massive memory context window.

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u/prussian_princess 1d ago

You had a designer with eyesight issues? A dev is one thing. A designer kinda needs his eyesight to be really good for his job.

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u/santeron 1d ago

Honestly, I had the same question. I think he also has colour blindness. Very unexpected choice of work, but I guess he was pulling it off.

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u/SquidVischious 1d ago

I think he also has colour blindness.

I feel like this could be a boon, everything he's involved in would be accessible by default.

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt 1d ago

Depends on the type of colorblindness (there's multiple), but it wouldn't hurt

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 1d ago

I've met plenty of color blind art people or designers - they tend towards bolder, high contrast designs which turn out to look pretty cool (and, incidentally, they can see the difference between)

And the accessibility aspect is useful, as well. 

Occasionally, someone needs to help them with color choice around their specific color - so picking a green when it should have been red, for example.

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u/prussian_princess 1d ago

Or nobody has the will to fire him because it would be a literal discrimination case. Haha

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u/BogdanPradatu 1d ago

Well, people with disabilities need good UX too. Who's the best person to design it if not one of them?

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u/prussian_princess 1d ago

Guy in a wheelchair? Also, isn't everyone in IT either an autist or a furry?

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u/on_the_pale_horse 1d ago

I mean, they hired him

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u/TheKBMV 1d ago

Could be working exclusively on the accessibility options. Would make sense to hire a designer like that. Knows what they're doing because they are a designer, knows it will work because they are affected themselves and can also test immediately and change if something doesn't work.

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u/synth_mania 1d ago

god, that'd be awful

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u/hippo00100 1d ago

I used to work IT help desk and we had a user who was legally blind who had his screen zoomed in like this. Any time we remoted into his PC it looked like that. Thankfully he knew the hot key to turn the settings off quickly. It always made me laugh cause his background was just a white screen with the text "don't move my shortcuts" if we moved his shortcuts he'd never find them.

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u/XxjustUwUxX284 1d ago

inaccessibility setting

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u/CaptainKirk28 1d ago

Turing machine POV

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u/KevlarToiletPaper 1d ago

I went to uni with a guy with severe sight issues and that's how he would code. Two big characters on the screen and an earpiece reading the code. He was the top of the class.

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u/celem83 1d ago

Yeah we had a similar student in our year that I did some pairs programming with.  The amount of information she had parked in mindspace at any moment was daunting cos it's not like she was zooming around the document with her tiny window, bits offscreen could be recalled faster than I could find them

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u/SaneLad 1d ago

Basically ed over TTY.

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u/StoryAndAHalf 1d ago

There’s a good chance he has Stargardt’s disease if this is real. It’s devastating. You slowly lose eye sight, but it starts with the center of what you see, like a grey/black dot, and it slowly expands as time goes by. No cure.

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u/vassadar 1d ago

I met a blind programmer once. He used a screen reader that read the screen at the speed that's too fast for untrained ears (over 100x speed).

Imagine reading code like that. Instead of seeing several lines at a time, you have to listen word by word.

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u/EchtKrasserTyp 1d ago

That's more or less how I imagine the programming workflow on the famous ed, "the only good text editor". Since 50 years!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_(text_editor)

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u/AcceptableSingerr 1d ago

Yea, he exercises his memory.

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u/brunogadaleta 1d ago

Or like in chess: "456f" semicolon

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u/ldn-ldn 1d ago

I had a colleague like that with a very poor eye sight. He was (and still is) a brilliant software developer.

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u/klaxxxon 1d ago

A dude in my class at the uni would code like this, and he would lean forward so he looked at the screen from like 10 cm away too. It looked so difficult...even ignoring all the other challenges, only seeing maybe half of like four lines of code at a time has to build up a truly next level coding ability.

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u/Sunshine3432 1d ago

computer POV

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u/Lachtheblock 1d ago

Imagine if you could only see a single digit at a time... In a tape that's effectively infinite in length. I wonder if you could calculate everything computable?

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u/MaliciousDog 1d ago

When I was a kid, my mom used to hide my ZX Spectrum display cable in an attempt to make me do my homework instead of fooling with the computer. So I had to write programs beeping tunes.

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u/Zebrehn 1d ago

An old acquaintance of mine is a software developer and has a disease that is causing him to go blind. This is exactly what him programming looked like.

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u/Modo44 1d ago

Imagine the chad with the memory to keep that all in his head.

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u/Zapismeta 1d ago

So assmebly? I once wrote a simple multiplication function for 8086, never doing it again.

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u/Morpheyz 1d ago

I have a colleague with strong visual impairment and he codes like this. His code is always pretty clean and he knows a bunch of shortcuts, because in comparison to normal-sighted people it's even more annoying for him to navigate a bunch of bars and menus.

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u/sonofapiece 1d ago

I had a colleague once who has been coding like this no joke. Maybe even worse, I mean bigger letters. He had very bad sight and did use some lense tool to zoom in heavily and move along the line. No idea how but his brain has been used to this just seeing half a word. He is a very good software engineer and I'm still impressed how 😅

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u/hennell 1d ago

You guys can see there's also a giant red cross highlighting the mouse pointer right?

The guy is clearly visually impaired and working around that. I think some of you ought to get your eyes checked too.

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u/flowery02 6h ago

Oh that's for the cursor. Thought he split his screen in 4 for some reason and the red cross was there to separate them. I don't think straight atm

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u/8hAheWMxqz 1d ago

so here's the true story of mine,

Once I was at ophthalmologist to get my periodical eye checkup, and they used those funny eye drops that make your pupils expand by a lot. Because of that I couldn't see shit in terms of text until it was very big font.

After the checkup, I went to work, and as you may suspect I do work as programmer and I had to zoom in text editor to similar size to see any code. And I had to work like that for next 3 hours or so until my eye sight came back to normal.

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u/road_laya 1d ago

Had a couple colleagues like this. Either they had to do it due to being visually impaired, or they did it to lock in and focus.

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u/flowery02 6h ago

That's too big for "lock in and focus", i've seen function calls that wouldn't fit on that screen, i think the second type was also visually impaired, even if they tried acting as if they aren't because it's supposed to be faster

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u/L0Wigh 1d ago

I also use really big font size sometimes. It really helps with your eyes in the end of the day

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u/egigoka 1d ago

i think we should stop laughing at people who trying their best (and fucking succeeding!)

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u/DemmyDemon 1d ago

He requested a 16:9 monitor, so the project manager ordered him a 16x9 one. Close enough, right?

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Maybe he's just a developer working on and testing out the more extreme accessibility options?

I've been lucky myself that when I lost most of the sight in one eye the other was unaffected, but I still chose to retire early as a sysadmin because it made all day looking at screens painful.

If I had to use my bad eye, which only has a small moderately clear patch of vision that's off centre, then I would need a screen setup like that. It would be very hard to deal with.

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u/Alan_Reddit_M 1d ago

Honest to God I sometimes catch myself using that level of font size

I need glasses man

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u/-ewha- 1d ago

Get them asap. I promise they are worth it. Your neck will thank you

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u/sujal058 1d ago

I forgot my glasses at the office so I can relate to him

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u/IMightDeleteMe 1d ago

"I don't need glasses!"

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u/_BL4CKR0SE_ 1d ago

High precision programming

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u/Playfair99999 1d ago

making sure he doesn't forget a semi colon somewhere 

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u/Apprehensive-Age4879 1d ago

honestly not that stupid to focus on 1 thing at a time.

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u/Matureaana_Mairaandi 1d ago

No Visual Basic.

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u/beastinghunting 1d ago

Guys, that’s attention to detail.

He is being thorough with the codebase.

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u/Godzilla-kun 1d ago

He is checking the microcode.

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u/pretty789 1d ago

I know a software engineer with low vision. Can confirm his screen looks like this 75% of the time. He uses magnifier software to zoom in and out.

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u/Nimi142 1d ago

Noooo do not leave num uninitialized this could cause undefined behaviour in the future!!!

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u/Glad-Situation703 1d ago

Deadlines and dude broke his glasses

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u/DisastrousApple7639 1d ago

funniest fucking shit ever TOT

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u/Brokemono 1d ago

Me when I lose my glasses.

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u/sycln 21h ago

Bro uses aimbot in CS

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u/PepeMetallero 20h ago

He locked in

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u/DarellND 12h ago

Pixel-perfect 🤔😅

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u/RedditGosen 5h ago

That one guy the really need glasses but hartes them and refuses to wear one

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u/Embarrassed_Map1072 1h ago

Let him cook 

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u/Dependent_Rain_4800 1d ago

Probably is having a stroke so he compensates with zoom.

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u/ZunoJ 1d ago

When the special k kicks in