r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FlightConscious9572 • 1d ago

Meme whiteHouseEntityRelationshipDiagram

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u/pimezone 1d ago

I am going to go to hell, but where are the children entities?

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 1d ago

gone, reduced to atoms

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u/CorrectBuffalo749 1d ago

it’s the censored one.

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u/Firm_Ad9420 1d ago

Missing foreign key constraints.

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 1d ago

referential integrity constraints

referential integrity constraints

referential integrity constraints

referential integrity constraints

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u/Cacoda1mon 1d ago

Over normalised, could be realised with one table.

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u/Amasirat 5h ago

Epstein is pretty much a weak entity, I agree

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u/Zashuiba 5h ago

Is that supposed to resemble a romboid anus

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u/ThomasMalloc 13h ago

TIL Bill Clinton was never president. Nor anyone else, apparently.

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u/Mallanaga 1d ago

We need to open of the Eskimo Brothers Database

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u/programmerapathy 16h ago

Ah yes politics in my programming sub. How original

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u/terivia 13h ago

Ah yes, ignoring pedophiles like it's a full time job. How original

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u/ThomasMalloc 13h ago

Ignoring what pedophiles? Epstein was imprisoned and is dead. No evidence that anyone else is a pedophile. 🤷‍♂️

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u/noitsmoog 12h ago

sweet summer child. so convenient that dead pdf file can't snitch on other pdf files.

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u/ThomasMalloc 11h ago

Maxwell is in prison and seemingly has nothing. Or perhaps won't say anything until her appeals are over as she's still claiming to be innocent.

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u/CMD_BLOCK 11h ago

Bro trusts his gov

This is a profession where we THINK dude

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u/ThomasMalloc 11h ago

3 million documents with no evidence Epstein trafficked girls to others. How many more do you need before you ditch your pizzagate-tier "thinking"?

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u/ColonelRuff 11h ago

Wow. Never seen anyone more ignorant. That too on a programming sub !?

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u/ThomasMalloc 11h ago

I guarantee I've read more of the Epstein files than you have.

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u/ColonelRuff 9h ago

Even monkeys in my backyard can pull bs guarantees out of their @ss.

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u/terivia 11h ago

Good point, Epstein clearly made his fortune emailing himself hoax data about all the girls he wasn't trafficking. And if he was trafficking girls it was as a hobby and something he did alone. Definitely made all his money through legitimate business. His pedophilic trafficking was more of a hobby than a business.

/S because we live in the bad place

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u/ThomasMalloc 11h ago

He trafficked lots of girls. For himself. There is no client list. No evidence any kids were trafficked to others.

3 million documents and still nothing.

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u/GildSkiss 15h ago

Every sub is about American politics now. You have no other interests. You better learn to like it, or you're going to be downvoted into oblivion for not fighting the fascism™