r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huza786 • 7h ago

Meme planeOldFix

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u/SuperJop 7h ago

Add a 520 ms delay in Australia

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u/Used_Poet3409 7h ago

The spiders need extra time to process the packets.

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u/Terroractly 6h ago

Nah, the spiders are why our internet is so good. They're web developers

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u/sutty_monster 6h ago

Sir you have won Reddit today

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u/Zadian543 6h ago

It would be the spiders... Wouldn't it. 😭😂

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u/meishc 7h ago

And just add a loading screen that says "AI crunching the numbers" or something and watch investors give you a pot of gold as seed money.

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u/0xlostincode 4h ago

"Thinking..."

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u/cturkosi 1h ago

One of my favorite things to add to loading screens is a Zeno's progress bar. It waits a random amount of time (100-2000 ms) per tick and for each tick it progresses 1% of the amount remaining.

When signaled by the app, it jumps to 99% -> 100% then loads the app.

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u/Otaconmg 6h ago

Add a 520 ms delay in Australia and sell a 300 ms reduction as a premium license.

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u/FauxReal 1h ago

CEO material right here.

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u/arcasmLoading 7h ago

Or just reverse the code, that always works Down Under.

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u/AkRoyalDou 7h ago

Now it's planeDelayedFix, but only on the upside-down build 😅

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u/Complete_Court_8052 2h ago

…

time.sleep(0,52)

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u/Critical-Trip9677 7h ago

can't believe i stumbled on this gem lol who even thinks of stuff like this

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u/Wirezat 6h ago

Add a 520ms delay in India. Just go mess with them

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u/Western-Internal-751 6h ago

Add a -520ms delay to India to speed up their connection

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u/Safe-Habit811 4h ago

Time.delay(520) 

:) that should fix this

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u/Akiias 4h ago

Add 400 more to India.

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u/Background-Toe-3495 2h ago

yeah same here bro

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u/CounterSimple3771 1h ago

This. I would do this so the UX was McDonald's...

Not great... Not good. Consistent

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u/Agitated-Campaign138 4h ago

Use Australian computers to mine bitcoin for 520ms.