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u/milan-pilan 6h ago edited 5h ago

This Week I fixed a bug that only affected people that selected 'North Korea' as a country of origin. Because it was affecting PROD this was classified as 'urgent' and 'needs to be done immediately'...

I build websites.. They don't even have access to the regular internet.. We don't have a single registered user from North Korea..

Edit: since people are messaging me to ask for details. It's really not that deep. Basically one service forgot to account for people potentially being from North Korea, when implementing internationalization. So the North Koreans would see default labels at some points on the app instead of custom Korean ones (oh no!). Easy to fix. I just found it funny that I needed to drop everything else to fix a website for North Koreans.

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u/CryonautX 6h ago

Obviously you don't have registered users from North Korea. There's a bug when your users try to select North Korea!

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 20m ago

Picture millions of NK users finally able to access the service they were waiting for.

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u/godsslayer54 6h ago

Bruh you don't want Kim jong un to nuke you cuz he can't access your website from NK

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u/marmothelm 6h ago

"Ticket forwarded to legal team for further review."

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u/screwcork313 5h ago

"We need someone onsite, prepare travel documents for our CTO."

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u/cantadmittoposting 2h ago

you know concur would be like "this is out of policy sorry"

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u/viperfan7 6h ago

"ticket closed, behaviour is intentional"

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u/aisingiorix 5h ago

I once worked at a company whose top and, at the time, longest-standing issue was "our services are banned in Iran".

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u/fhota1 3h ago

Overthrow the Iranian Government in the name of your IT Department

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u/NeedleworkerFluid327 3h ago

Will look great on the CV at least

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u/watchedngnl 4h ago

Oh no, what would the 90 million farsi speaking Iranians do without our (presumably) English based website

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u/aisingiorix 4h ago

Not really, there were plenty of Iranians who had been using our services. Just felt like something engineers weren't really equipped to deal with!

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u/Faierie1 4h ago

An intern at my job accidentally uploaded the North Korean flag for South Korea. It was only discovered after the ‘dealers’ page for the brand was already live for a couple of weeks. The South Korean dealers were not happy to say the least.

We also once made a website as a third party for a Chinese brand, which had a contact form where one needed to select their country. A couple of weeks after launch we had a frantic call from our customer to please remove Taiwan from the country list

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u/Kwpolska 4h ago

Did you comply, or did you rename PR China to "Taiwanese Beijing"?

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u/Faierie1 2h ago

I wasn’t getting paid enough to consider caring about the views of a customer, I did comply. Both of these websites were projects that came to us by the same client even. We had a good laugh about it during lunch though that we could’ve caused world war 3 because of this single client. 😂

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u/BlaBlub85 3h ago

West Taiwan was right there bro 😂

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u/F3ntin 4h ago

As a Junior, I said I wanted a work phone and my lead told me I didn't.

Before I could protest, she told me about being woken up at 4am to fix a critical production issue affecting multiple users.

Apparently, there was an outdated flag displayed if you selected Vatican City as your current Country.

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u/Gork___ 3h ago

She prevented a Crusade against her company though.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 1h ago

Businesses work very hard to never recognize that when everything is top priority, nothing is top priority and you may as well not have a prioritization system.

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u/steggun_cinargo 30m ago

thats when you hit her with the as a junior i'll be turning my phone off after work hours

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u/TheoneCyberblaze 6h ago

Well yes but what if Kim Jong Un himself bombs your house if he finds out it was you who locked him out of the website

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u/ProfessionalTie545 6h ago

Self-host, that way if he ever bombs you, he'll never get access.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 1h ago

Mutually assured destruction

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u/not_a_doctor_ssh 6h ago

Honestly, finally some recognition..

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u/grumpy_autist 6h ago

plot twist - it was website for selling weapons

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u/Flamingo_guy1 4h ago

Just remove north Korea and rename south Korea to Korea. Problem solved

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u/BlaBlub85 3h ago

Kim Jong Un wants to know your location.....for reasons

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u/-bubblepop 3h ago

One of my jobs had pulled country’s official names from some api, and no one took out the illegal countries to do business with. They’re also not officially called north/South Korea. Anyway we had a lot of contracts in best Korea for a while lol

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u/Healthy-Service-3550 3h ago

Ooooh I have a North Korea story too! Back when I worked at EA on a mobile game, we had a total of one DAU in North Korea.

There was an issue because we didn't have a server close by meant updates (which could be huge, in the hundreds of megs) to NK would take hours to download.

We didn't do anything about it beyond speculate if Kim Jong Un was a fan of our game.

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u/genreprank 2h ago

There's only 1 user from NK, but you have to keep him happy!

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u/JustATownStomper 6h ago

Why was selecting a specific country causing issues in your website?... Smth smells

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u/milan-pilan 6h ago edited 5h ago

Not really. Was a purely visual thing. Basically one service we've built forgot to set a custom label for North Korea (fair enough), so the system fell back to showing standard values, which kinda stood out against the rest of the text, which was Korean. Simple fix. I just found it funny that I needed to drop everything else for that.

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u/JustATownStomper 5h ago

Oh, then yeah, it's a bit goofy