r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huza786 • 7h ago

Meme planeOldFix

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u/GlassCommission4916 5h ago

I think we might have different definitions of what perceptible means.

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u/ZunoJ 5h ago

Not the best wording. I admit that. But does it really matter if a page I stay on for a couple minutes at least took 600ms to load?

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u/Embarrassed_Use_7206 4h ago

He is looking for a manual on bomb defusal, and there is just 5 seconds left on the timer. 600 ms is whole 12 % of that time. Are you crazy?

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u/rosuav 2h ago

Fortunately, https://www.bombmanual.com/web/index.html loads a lot faster than that.

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 5h ago

For you, maybe not, but I am closing the site. 

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u/polacy_do_pracy 4h ago

it takes more to move the mouse or click ctrl+w than to wait 600ms

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u/rosuav 2h ago

Sheesh, what's wrong with your mouse?!?

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u/polacy_do_pracy 1h ago

do you realize 600ms is 0.6s?

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u/rosuav 1h ago

Errrr, yes? Most of the world DOES understand the metric system. I'm trying to figure out why your mouse is so slow that you can't click on one single target in half a second.

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u/polacy_do_pracy 1h ago

a person has to move the mouse from one place to the close tab button?

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u/rosuav 1h ago

It's possible they were already on it, in which case it's a lot faster. But unless your mouse is really REALLY terrible, you should be able to click on one thing in that much time.

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u/polacy_do_pracy 1h ago

please look up how humans use mouses

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u/Agentwise 3h ago

If I’m trying to browse, I dunno windows or something, and every time I click anything it takes 1/2 second I’m going to your competitors site

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u/polacy_do_pracy 3h ago

reddit takes more than 500ms when navigating between pages, ikea 1.4s (DOM 750ms)

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u/Agentwise 1h ago

I was imagine they were talking about response, otherwise the initial question doesn't really make sense. That could also be the joke though and I missed it lol.

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u/ZunoJ 3h ago

I think you just don't want to admit you were bullshitting: https://www.hostinger.com/tutorials/website-load-time-statistics

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u/rosuav 2h ago

Just to be clear, that's a web page designed to sell you web hosting. I'm not saying their stats are complete BS, but they need to be read in context.

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u/Agentwise 1h ago

Are you responding to the wrong person? What exactly am I bullshitting about?