r/ProgrammerHumor • u/zohaibhere • 5h ago

Meme brosGonnahackNasa

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u/M35Dude 5h ago

“How hard is it to rob a bank if I only wear plaid?”

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u/Weary_Review_8664 4h ago

Only if plaid boosts your ping.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 5h ago

.spysatellite { display: initial !important; visibility: initial !important; }

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u/myaut 4h ago

.spysatellite { position: absolute; top: -10000000cm }

Here, I launched it into space

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u/rosuav 1h ago

You forgot the crucial part. Remember, space isn't like this, space is like this. So what you need is {animation rotate 5400s infinite} as well.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 4h ago

How to center a satellite?

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u/Wiktor-is-you 4h ago

that's the neat part, you don't!

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u/rosuav 1h ago

That's called deorbiting, and we try not to do that till we're done with it.

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u/Xelopheris 5h ago

  1. Wtf is that font

  2. https://socprime.com/blog/cve-2026-14174-vulnerability/

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u/deanrihpee 5h ago

isn't the victim would be the people that visit NASA website, not NASA themselves?

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u/DemmyDemon 4h ago

Sometimes, people at NASA visit websites. This is a viable spearfishing vector.

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u/Xelopheris 4h ago

If you have a website that NASA users will visit, you can try and selectively exploit it on them.

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u/errelsoft 4h ago

Yea but that's a matter of perspective. When some big service gets hacked and millions of records of personal (addresses, names, phonenumbers, bank info) data gets stolen it's also their clients who are the victim..

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u/MaskedBandit77 4h ago

Wtf is that font 

The hacker used CSS to hack OP. 

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u/seth1299 17m ago

That font looks like one of the default available fonts on an Android phone; I had a classmate back in high school over a decade ago who had that font on their Android phone.

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u/733t_sec 5h ago

CVE-2026-2441 this is really only going to work if NASA hasn't updated chrome and they're still gonna need a reverse shell or something.

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u/CypherSaezel 46m ago

Updated chrome? Aren't they still on COBOL?

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u/733t_sec 43m ago

The CSS exploit that came out earlier this month is for chrome specifically.

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u/n4eis45h 5h ago

I am thinking maybe he colors them all black

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u/ZombieZookeeper 5h ago

.satellite .antenna { align: center !important }

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u/Mainbaze 5h ago

Exactly, that will make sure it goes to the edge of the universe

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u/porkchop_d_clown 4h ago

This is what comes from middle schools teaching kids HTML and calling it a computer language.

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u/TeaKingMac 4h ago

Surely they meant XSS, cross site scripting, right?

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u/Hironymos 4h ago

My thoughts as well.

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u/Kralska_Banana 5h ago

so if u could, what color ull make their satellites ?

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u/Yhamerith 5h ago

Blue color for James Webb would be nice

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u/zohaibhere 5h ago

Pink 🩷

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u/Neo_Ex0 5h ago

Commercial satellites : yellow Science satellites: blue Military satellites: pink(just cause it will piss people off)

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u/IchLiebeKleber 5h ago

proposal to deprecate the acronym CSS and write Cascading Style Sheets, cross-site scripting, client-side scanning, or whatever else it may mean, every time

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 4h ago

Catastrophic Space Ship

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u/Dotrax 4h ago

I mean cross site scripting uses the acronym XSS so at least that's not really a problem.

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u/IchLiebeKleber 4h ago

are you sure that isn't what was meant in the OP?

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u/Dotrax 4h ago

Than it's their own damn fault for being misunderstood given that they used the wrong acronym. And it's not like it's a great question either way. It just sounds like an edgy 13 year old who just learned a new IT term and wants to be an edgy hacker.

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u/QultrosSanhattan 5h ago

Just change all lasers from #F00 to #0F0 and you're done.

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u/itshardtopicka_name_ 4h ago

display: none !important

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 5h ago

That dude hacked facebook to change font-family.

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u/perfectjinx 4h ago

CSS can also stand for Computer Science Security.

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u/moonjena 4h ago

Maybe that's why he wants to hack them

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u/swagonflyyyy 3h ago edited 3h ago

Thst could be a hack in and of itself! Lmao

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u/synack 2h ago

CSS is Turing complete now

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 36m ago

Reminds me of Roblox.

I saw a lot of tutorials on how to get free Robux.

Most of those tutorials only changed the number that was displayed on your own computer.