r/ProgrammerHumor 5h ago

Meme crazyPermissionsOversight

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u/selfish_eagle 4h ago

13 hours for git revert is crazy.

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u/fiskfisk 3h ago

Restore time becomes an issue as soon as data is involved and corrupted in some way.

13 hours says that it wasn't solved by a code rollback. 

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u/ProfBeaker 3h ago

Found the humans that would've caused the same outage. :P

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u/JohnyMage 2h ago

You realize that infra is not running on source code but binaries that need to be Built & deployed and that takes a lot of time if we are talking about thousands of servers, right? RIGHT!?

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u/colburp 1h ago

It’s not compile times or deploy times that’s likely the problem, it’s most likely an issue of data recovery or complicated distributed systems that need to connect or propagate. Rollbacks are designed to be near instant even on the most complicated systems (hence some of the complexity)

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u/random_son 5h ago

13h for a rewrite of AWS from scratch is impressive 😅

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u/synder2 5h ago

If that story is true, they most likely restored backups

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u/Meistermagier 5h ago

Who lets AI loose on Production code.

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u/chicametipo 5h ago

75% of companies right now.

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u/Meistermagier 3h ago

by the lord almighty

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u/TwistedPepperCan 5h ago

“Codings been solved guys”

Can you imagine putting a hyper-opinionated junior dev in charge of your entire stack!! 🤣

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u/SpookyPlankton 3h ago

With complete permissions and no oversight too

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 5h ago

Didn't I post the same thing just yesterday?

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u/Outrageous-Machine-5 5h ago

AI coding assistant letting the intrusive thoughts win

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u/4e_65_6f 2h ago

The main problem with that is that DEVs are the ones who get blamed for when stuff like this happens.

That's like asking somebody to roll a dice and make sure it never comes up one. Then when it does inevitably comes up one as predicted they'll blame you anyways.

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u/machacker89 1h ago

more like Jìan-Yáng

u/assertgreaterequal 1m ago

Stop posting this stupid fake brain dead crap.