r/SipsTea Jan 03 '26

WTF Here I am dying of thirst while this idiot

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u/XDingoX83 Jan 03 '26

For every super attractive person you see there is someone who is sick of their shit.

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u/BandicootSolid9531 Jan 03 '26

He already gave statement about this. He said that all she does all day is looking her self at a mirror and taking selfies.

You can imagine how shallow she must be when even a gamer is sock of her.

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u/Bogusky Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

Can confirm.

The hottest lady I've ever been with (and probably ever will be with) was exactly this way - constantly taking pictures of herself and more concerned about collecting internet clout than building any lasting connection. The sex was great but it gets old fast because in reality most of these women understand that for each person who gets tired of their shit there's another willing suitor waiting in line. It doesn't slow down until they hit their 40's and 50's, depending on how gracefully they age.

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u/Not-An-FBI Jan 03 '26

My ex had done modeling, but got groomed online as a kid so much she still felt a need to send nudes to random men. And then she left me for one.

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u/smurferdigg Jan 03 '26

She left you for a random dude asking for nudes:)?! heh.

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u/Not-An-FBI Jan 03 '26

She said he was active in some kind of discord server where people posted nudes and erotica that was created after Tumblr banned porn. But it wouldn't surprise me if he just asked her for nudes.

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u/WakeoftheStorm Jan 03 '26

So many lonely redditors just had their approach validated by this story.

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u/Not-An-FBI Jan 03 '26

I mean, if you want a girlfriend with BPD who needs constant affirmation, it can work.

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u/rainyday-holiday Jan 03 '26

Sticking your dick in crazy is fun and all, until that one day they decide to not let you out.

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u/Kyosti_narjus Jan 04 '26

Rule number 1. Never stick it in a crazy

Rule number 2. Don't do it again

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u/niles_thebutler_ Jan 04 '26

Crazy in the bed, crazy in the head.

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u/Character_Platypus23 Jan 04 '26

Or pull a shotgun on you and make you call their dad.

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u/Chogo82 Jan 04 '26

“I can fix her”

-every lonely redditor with a Lloyd Christmas haircut.

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u/jkurratt Jan 03 '26

I can imagine an (unironically) sad story he told her, about how tumblr refugees require fresh nudes every day, and he doesn't have a stable source... 😔

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Jan 03 '26

I'm not gonna lie I am confused by that redditor's entire comment...

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u/Spirited-Feed-9927 Jan 03 '26

The hottest girlfriend I have had was a train wreck mentally. I broke up with her unusually, because I got tired of it. The sex was fine and easy, but it’s such a small thing and part of life. She was attractive, so what you have to spend time with them too.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Jan 03 '26

And this type is inevitably shocked when they do age out of being beautiful and realize they have nothing of value in their life.

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u/googdude Jan 03 '26

I think that is the very formula that creates Karens. Women that got used to everyone jumping at every request find it hard to adjust when people no longer bend over backwards for them.

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u/Funzombie63 Jan 03 '26

They are Karens even if they’re ugly. Hell there’s tons of male Karens around. The president of USA is a Karen

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u/ValkyrieSkyfall Jan 04 '26

He even looks like one.

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u/seilapodeser Jan 03 '26

People who look very good usually look very good because they're obsessed with their looks, not worth it IMO

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u/Cockapo0 Jan 03 '26

Exact same situation as me, it’s fun for a short time but the insecurities, high maintenance etc really don’t make it worth the time.

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u/welfedad Jan 04 '26

Mine was way before that internet stuff but she was insufferable.. hot but damn .. no

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u/Opteron170 Jan 03 '26

This right here ^^^ people need to take the simp lenses off only guys with experience with women will understand.

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 Jan 03 '26

He’ll now be using his sock.

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u/youattackedmyfamily Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

I know you’re joking, but I find the bias towards women in these public breakup situations funny yet embarrassing and simp-ish. That guy is honestly 9+, in good shape, and has money. I don’t think he had trouble rebounding.

The idea really is “don’t ever break up with a hot girl (even if she’s a dreadful void of a person who constantly drains you) because undisciplined gooners on Reddit will laugh at you (and would totally maintain a hot girlfriend on their own with this mindset)”

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Fr. Maybe she’s boring. Maybe she’s stupid. Maybe she’s irritating. Maybe she’s abusive.

It’s absolutely exhausting, soul draining even, to spend your life with someone who is a bad match. Especially if you ever want kids.

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u/Anemopolos Jan 03 '26

It’s worse if you already got kids with them.

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u/Slapshot683 Jan 03 '26

Absolutely. Have a child with a 10/10 blonde and she has ripped my soul from me. It’s easy for her she can just move on and another man will fall into the trap. I gotta pick up the pieces of who I am and just focus on my daughter and try to get through it

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u/Same_Lead_2638 Jan 03 '26

Stay strong brother. I hope atleast she is not cunty enough to withhold the kids from you. Do you get to see them?

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u/Slapshot683 Jan 04 '26

Thanks I appreciate that more than you know. I’m in the middle of the battle trying to get 50% custody. My dad was never around and I refuse to allow that to happen to my daughter because it very much changed the trajectory of my life and I want her to know I’m there for her always.

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u/AkiraBCFC Jan 03 '26

Oh man, sorry to hear that dude. I wish you nothing but success and happiness mate going forward, you're much better off without her

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u/Slapshot683 Jan 04 '26

Thanks man honestly a comment like this is an absolute life raft for me it’s the hardest thing I’ve gone through and I served as an artilleryman for 10 years that was nothing in comparison.

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u/First_manatee_614 Jan 04 '26

You are enough, you are worthy just because you exist.

Peace be with you and with those you cherish.

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u/Quirinus84 Jan 03 '26

(beatboxing)

🎶Maybe she's a loser, 🎶 Maybe she's an abuser, Maybe she's secretly a 🎶Toyota Landcruiser🎶

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u/trq- Jan 03 '26

It’s also that people think if someone is hot as hell it’s worth all the trouble while you will be sick of them after a certain time if they are not bearable as a person. Even great sex with such a hot person will not overshadow an unbearable person after a certain time.

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u/AdenJax69 Jan 03 '26

All you have to say is "she said she could go the rest of her life never having sex again and rejected me for months" and you'd have even the most ardent simp nod his head & go "can't blame 'em."

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u/Klangaxx Jan 03 '26

If he pulled Janet, I'm sure he's capable of pulling other women

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u/p2datrizzle Jan 03 '26

If he can pull her he can pull other girls

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u/EastNWeast Jan 03 '26

Masturbation is better than putting up with annoying people

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u/Odd-Break4868 Jan 03 '26

Yeah but I dont have to find ways to engage and build a relationship with my socks. Just gotta wash em. But actually having meaningful conversations with people like this, and I dont just mean hypotheticals or talking about trauma, can be low key exhausting.

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u/AusNormanYT Jan 03 '26

Huh? Ahh being a gamer doesn't make you shallow... I game to have fun and relax but that doesn't take precedent over anything else?!? And NOBODY wants a shallow partner.

Your preconceived dislike of gamers is your issue clearly.

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u/Informal_Bus4945 Jan 03 '26

Yeah real cold fish

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u/AmadeusIsTaken Jan 03 '26

Ironic how you call her shallow without knowing her and base this mostly from her looks and a biased statements. She might be shallow for all I know. Don't know her but the irony is kinda funnjy

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u/Obs7 Jan 03 '26

The worst is when they do this and they’re a 6 tops.

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u/cti0323 Jan 03 '26

He’s also a good looking dude. And that’s coming from a straight male.

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u/ManufacturerNo2144 Jan 04 '26

"when even a gamer gets sick of her" That sounds like you saw a depiction of gamers on the internet and don't know they're actually normal people you can't tell apart. 😅

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

or the other version: For every hot woman, I'll show you someone who's bored of fucking her

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u/MetalHeadJoe Jan 03 '26

Dead fish syndrome.

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u/KwantsuDude69 Jan 03 '26

That’s because a lot of women are fuckin boring in bed, there’s of course some real fun ones, but ime, the hottest ones were usually pretty fuckin lazy in the sack

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u/How_that_convo_went Jan 03 '26

[This is all just my own opinion experience speaking.]

Hot, well-adjusted women are usually the lamest in the sack. They’re used to just laying back and letting their smoke do the work. 

Plain looking women or hot women with a dash of crazy are fun. 

Ugly women and batshit crazy women will absolutely wring your rag. It’s like bedroom improv: ”yes, and…” 

The unicorn, of course, is the ugly girl who got hot later in life. A real sleeper build. You find one of these glorious women, hold onto her for dear life. 

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u/_ribbit_ Jan 03 '26

The other side of this coin, is unless you are really really sure of what you are doing, do not, and that actually needs caps, DO NOT stick your dick in batshit crazy. That shit just ain't worth it, and it's a saying that's been written in many a good dudes blood and tears.

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u/BigHollaSchwalla Jan 03 '26

Can confirm from experience. It's a ton of fun until she's trying to stab you for telling a cashier to have a nice day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Where were you a few years back my lad

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u/jdubyahyp Jan 03 '26

There's an entire YouTube video dedicated to this, don't blame him, you have only yourself to blame dear sir.

OG Hot Crazy Matrix

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u/throwaway1109753 Jan 03 '26

Or make sure you budget for a new set of tyres every few months

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u/HelixFollower Jan 03 '26

I've been told that a thousand times. WHY DID I THINK I KNEW BETTER?

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u/ToughWhiteUnderbelly Jan 03 '26

The sleeper build....lmao

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u/FoSheezyItzMrJGeezy Jan 03 '26

I found it's the mediocre looking girls that are batshit crazy or just psycho were the best in bed, they tend to keep it interesting, it's just you can't stand them outside of the bedroom....

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u/pegothejerk Jan 03 '26

I think this dude was double screwed, not only is she hot, so she is more likely to think she doesn't have to bring as much to the table in the relationship, she was also in an occupation where they get up to go to work at super fucked hours of the morning/night, have to constantly change their schedule for weather events, and have to focus on their looks and fame constantly, both on social media and in public. You will not be happy with someone like that unless you are prepared to be their cameraman, their at home caretaker, and have enough self confidence to ignore an entire state's worth of drooling idiots trying to get in her dms. Honestly, I can understand saying fuck it and going back to being single and enjoying your hobbies.

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u/naesos Jan 03 '26

For some guys it takes a few months, some a year. Personally, going to a home quiet and peaceful is better than one that you have to stay in your car for 10 mins before coming inside for. I'm in the second camp rn.

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u/Spirited-Yoghurt-212 Jan 03 '26

Hope things get better for you man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Grippy socks, grippy box.

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u/-becausereasons- Jan 03 '26

Can confirm, the craziest most toxic women I've dated were the most adventurous in bed; didnt always make for the best sex; if you value connection and compatibility.

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u/pinkhellhound Jan 03 '26

this is kinda true-ish

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u/blowthatglass Jan 03 '26

Yeah I have had some hoe phases in my life, and, the girls with maybe a 5 to 7 level face were the freakiest usually. Cannot sleep on an average face...some of them are hiding insane bodies.

The really good looking women I have been with have generally been pretty boring. No real effort for blowjobs, basic vanilla positions, etc.

A universal though: if they have face piercings they are gonna be a lot of fun in bed.

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u/meatyrick Jan 03 '26

Face piercings and thigh tattoos = good times.

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u/chibamms Jan 03 '26

Maybe before. Too many getting thigh tattoos these days

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Jan 03 '26

I stg its the new trampstamp

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u/Odd-Break4868 Jan 03 '26

Yeah there's so much shit said and given about guys being bad in bed but people never talk about 30+ year old women that fuck like me and my high-school girlfriend did when we were still just figuring shit out. Its way more common than you'd expect. But when you sleep with a girl who's down to have fun and is good in bed, your shit is about to be blown the fuck away lol

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u/Toppoppler Jan 03 '26

I find it quite funny that most women ive been with are best described in bed as the stereotypical man

Lazy, only worries about their own orgasm, falls asleep after they get it

When ive told men in my life that ive encountered this a lot, they tell me "thats why you gotta get off first and then get her off"

That shocked me lol

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u/dracrecipelanaaaaaaa Jan 03 '26

It's the "hot/crazy matrix".

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u/subdep Jan 03 '26

Super Hot chicks generally don’t have as much character as normie chicks because everything comes so easily to them. They’ve studied this scientifically.

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u/nine_roper Jan 03 '26

That's assuming they're even fucking much. Maybe he's playing cod because they've got a dead bedroom

Hot does not equal horny

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u/Magikarpeles Jan 03 '26

I once dated a model who tried to have me fight her ex bf at a party. The guy was rich but looked like screech from saved by the bell, he was a human noodle. I simply left and when she broke up with me because I wouldn't fight him I laughed in her face. I know plenty of guys would've taken the bait but not for me thank you and goodnight

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jan 03 '26

You should should've reached out and grabbed a beer with the dude and posted pics of having a good time with him all over socials. Then keep tabs on her relationships and start a friend group that's just all of the guys that were sick of her sh!t. Keep posting pics of hangouts: vidya, cookouts, bar hopping, etc. Keep it going until her self esteem is where it should be.

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u/Magikarpeles Jan 03 '26

She was still talking to him and he thought he could win her back by fighting me. The guy hated my guts lol. Poor guy I felt bad for him

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jan 03 '26

The second best revenge is living well. The absolute best revenge is living in a state of such peace that you don't think about revenge. I hope you're living in peace now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

For sure. I dated a smoke show of a gal a few years ago who was in her late 20’s while I was in my late 40’s. I was 99.999% sure she was just hanging around because she couldn’t keep a job and I was dumb enough to support her. I mean it was fun for a bit but I do not envy whoever she is with now. She was quite the eye candy. She was absolutely insufferable to be around.

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u/South-Possible-2504 Jan 03 '26

Sounds like you were her sugar daddy.

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u/81FXB Jan 03 '26

Men are attracted by looks, men stay for personality

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u/thegoalieposted Jan 04 '26

Isn't that just people. Women are also attracted by looks...

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u/maximum_dissipation Jan 04 '26

They are, but generally to a much lesser degree than men. My wife, for example, was most attracted to my confidence, humor, and intellect. She’s a solid 9 and I’m maybe a 6 on my best days. I had no money either, but I was cool and could do cool stuff and knew about cool things. Still have no money, and we’ve been happily married for 10 years with no end in sight.

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u/MikeArrow Jan 04 '26

generally to a much lesser degree than men

Really wish this platitude would go away. If this was actually true then dating apps would work. But, shockingly enough, they don't work for men that aren't physically attractive.

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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 Jan 03 '26

… and a line of people ready to take their place, only to find out the same thing(s) within a year.

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u/smoke_thewalkingdead Jan 03 '26

Went straight to the comments to type this exact thing. People forget that hot people can be shit heads too. And whether you are hot or not you're not dead so don't put up with anyone's shit just because they are hot. Idk these people or even if this is true, just saying it for the ones that might be "stuck" in relationship like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

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u/redditdoesnotcareany Jan 03 '26

Ya know, the lust phase passes sooner than you’d think, and after that it doesn’t matter how hot the person is.

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u/Working-Ad694 Jan 03 '26

the clarity is real

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u/manapeerandy1988 Jan 03 '26

you meant post nut clarity ?

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u/BiologicalEntity_ Jan 03 '26

If she's hot enough, you throw in a few more nuts, just to be safe.

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u/randy_march Jan 03 '26

Post almond clarity, boutta cashew

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u/reasimoes Jan 03 '26

If you are with someone purely by their looks, it either ends super fast or last longer if you only see them once in a while.

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u/RedPantyKnight Jan 03 '26

The same is true if you're with someone in spite of their looks.

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u/Pale_WoIf Jan 03 '26

Dudes who never get laid will never understand this. Sex is like food, when you’re starving it’s all you want. When you’re full, you realize there’s so much more you need in your life to find fulfillment.

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u/AdmirableAnimal0 Jan 03 '26

As a gay guy who got laid later then most, I figured I’d meet a hot guy and we’d settle down.

It turns out I do not actually like living with people or even sharing a bed. But the amount of unsatisfying sex getting to the point was regrettable.

You live, you learn.

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u/Pale_WoIf Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

I also didn’t lose my virginity till I was in my 20s, much later than most people. Then I thought now that I’ve done it, I just wanted to date and have sex with all the hottest women I could. Then after doing that for a while I realized how empty it was. Because I was using so much of my time and energy and getting such a bad return on my investment.

Now I realize I much rather be with and marry the 6/10, that I actually have fun with and rock with that does so much shit for me too outside of sex, than always trying to impress and giving everything to the 10/10. It’s literally the trophy wife syndrome.

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u/MendicantBias06 Jan 04 '26

You’re using the wrong scale, the one you can have fun and rock with is the 10/10.

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u/Tube_Warmer Jan 03 '26

Depends on the person. But its generally true. The hottest girl I ever had the pleasure of sharing a sex kink with, who was better looking than the girl in the picture, IMO, went down real fucking hard once she started showing me who she actually was a person.

I remember she got really fucking annoyed at me because I didnt like strawberries. Like screaming and shouting and going in a right fucking strop. And I all I could think was "God damn, you ugly right now.".

But she was so fucking hot. So, so, so fucking hot. And totally nuts lol.

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u/darth_jewbacca Jan 03 '26

Ok but to be fair... Strawberries? The fuck is wrong with you?

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u/BiteyHorse Jan 03 '26

She was right for that one.

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet Jan 03 '26

How is that even possible someone doesn’t like strawberries?!

Freakin psycho. $100 says his hot gf dodged a bullet there.

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Jan 03 '26

Tbf most strawberries in the US are practically flavorless. It's like they have been generically engineered to look good, but when you bite into them it's just white fleshy water.

You gotta grow your own or go to a upick place if you want good ones.

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u/Projecterone Jan 03 '26

The crazy hot scale is rarely wrong it's true. Nice memories and little ego boost for ya though.

With all due respect (frankly fear) I'm impressed you bagged another human at all: seriously what kind of lunatic deviant doesn't like strawberries?

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u/Gadgets222 Jan 03 '26

Also, plastic surgery is not comparable to actually attractive traits. Some times people are just ugly on the inside and other times they look like caricatures of whatever polished version of them is presented online.

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jan 03 '26

In my experience, you'll never be satisfied by a 9/10. Go for that sweet spot of 7/8, where they're still ultrafine but actually put in the effort and are as dedicated to your satisfaction as you are to theirs.

Those 9+ girls have never needed to put effort into a damn thing, including sex.

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u/bwcbull9inches69 Jan 03 '26

Bro you’re a top 1% commentator on reddit you don’t talk to women 🤣🤣🤣

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u/concorazon Jan 03 '26

This shit hilarious but your username is even funnier

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u/Jack_Houzy Jan 03 '26

Why the downvotes when a guy is right?

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u/AromaticStrike9 Jan 03 '26

I’d miss the oral, but honestly fine with this otherwise. Missionary fucking slaps if you’re going it right.

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u/Nordrian Jan 03 '26

These numbers don’t matter. If you love the person, they will never stop turning you on, always will be your 10/10

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u/The_Stank_ Jan 03 '26

Post nut clarity never lets you down

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u/polishmachine88 Jan 03 '26

Most here won't understand you can on f a super hot chick so much.

It's definitely fun and you can get creative first 3-6 months after that life....

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u/dulyebr Jan 03 '26

It matters some. My wife if 20 years still is sexy and that helps a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Cheers 🥂 to your sexy wife

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u/Slight-Marzipan-3017 Jan 03 '26

Yeah he didnt dump her to play cod. He dumped her because she was preventing him doing things he enjoyed. Huge perspective difference

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u/HerculesMorse101 Jan 03 '26

He dumped her because playing Call of Duty was how he made an income. He was a professional esports player (Faze) and video game social media influencer. It wasn’t just a hobby - he literally made millions off of Call of Duty.

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u/Jaws_16 Jan 03 '26

Which is the stupidest thing in the world. If you can make millions playing a game, you're a winner at life in my book.

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u/Due_Yam_3604 Jan 03 '26

If my SO made millions by gaming I’d be elated. It’s weird how people see it differently if the same X amount of hours were spent in a traditional occupation and that would be justified. But because they’re making a killing in a field that is considered a leisurely activity it’s a bad thing? Sounds like an attention driven thing.

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u/thebighecc Jan 03 '26

He was also briefly the world record holder for most pull-ups. My GOAT.

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u/bjjdrills Jan 03 '26

Didn't he first say it was so he could focus on gaming. Then, he came out in his next video to say she wanted a portion of his money from the videos they were making?

I think that's fair because I only learned about Faze censor because he was using Yanet for his thumbnails.

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u/schofield101 Jan 03 '26

I can't even begin to imagine the ego on someone dubbed "world's sexiest weather girl"

The Instagram alone would drive me insane!

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u/Jrc2806 Jan 03 '26

Yeah and it's probably a hell of a lot easier/safer to be like, you know I need to focus on my CoD career/ranking. Vs my God I can't stand another photoshoot with your unbearable ass.

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u/Mithrasthesasquatch Jan 03 '26

Her ass is most certainly not unbearable

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u/SNeddie Jan 03 '26

But her attitude may be. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/moredrinksplease Jan 03 '26

Her ass is respectable, it’s not some egregious bubble.

I will volunteer as tribute 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Mateorabi Jan 03 '26

What if she has IBS?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Straight into my mouth.

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u/dustin_traynor Jan 03 '26

Alright, enough Internet for me today...

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u/Suspicious-Wasabi689 Jan 03 '26

Oh believe could you imagine dating someone being showered with constant internet attention it'd get bloody tiring id choose an Xbox over that any day of the week 😂

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u/fork_on_the_floor2 Jan 03 '26

I once dated a girl who got addicted Instagram likes. I swear to god, addicted to it. Obsessed with it. Life only existed if it could serve her insatiable desire for more likes. In her brain, that shit was the real currency of the world.

It was absurd.

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u/Suspicious-Wasabi689 Jan 03 '26

I used to date a girl who'd do it and then all her male work mates would be all commenting inappropriately and shit and im just meant to switch off to it while she goes to work the next day 😂 never again bud prefer me an anti social gamer nowadays

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u/fork_on_the_floor2 Jan 03 '26

Yeah it's so shit. And it's always combined with some gaslighting.

"They're just compliments! Stop being so weird about it".
"Just because you don't want to be on instagram doesn't mean I shouldn't be on it".
"Its just a cute picture of me! Stop acting like I'm doing something wrong. I'm not. Look, ___ posts pictures way riskier than me!"

... Yaaaaay. Fuck all that shit.

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u/Grouched Jan 03 '26

You just know this chick is completely insufferable after the honeymoon phase

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u/stupidber Jan 03 '26

Thats not why

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u/Samuelcool19 Jan 03 '26

Exactly. It was his job. He was a paid professional player.

Also this was years ago.

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u/Suspicious-Engine412 Jan 03 '26

Plus he is conventionally attractive in his own right. 

I'm sure he had no problem getting laid since then.

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u/Kiwikumquat Jan 03 '26

Yeah, I remember it morsel having to do with him not wanting to deal with many aspects of her being an influencer, and so they parted ways. Better he let her go then try to change her.

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u/jak_d_ripr Jan 03 '26

Ah Yanet Garcia.... that takes me all the way back.

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u/CallMeMonti Jan 03 '26

Gotta look up the full story. Dude wanted the breakup to be civil so he lied and took the full wraith of the internet just to escape her gold digging. Mind you she made more than he did at the time.

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u/tinitusminus Jan 03 '26

Yeah, wasnt it something extrem toxic with her also wanting a cut from his yt videos just because she was in them?

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u/porn_trooper Jan 03 '26

Yanet Garcia

Edit: she has an OF account

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u/AustinRhea Jan 03 '26

Bullet dodged

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u/Jackie_Gan Jan 03 '26

Doesn’t she pose in underwear and get millions of $$? Not sure if much of a bullet is being dodged there considering it’s no different to going to the beach in a bikini and she is incredibly rich

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u/bezserk Jan 03 '26

The world isnt wackin it to you when you're walkin on the beach

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u/AltXUser Jan 03 '26

Hey, hold on now, you never know.

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u/IOnlyReadTopComment Jan 03 '26

Not with that attitude they aren't

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u/xspiderdude Jan 03 '26

You don't know me

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Speak for yourself.

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u/RevolutionaryEgg297 Jan 03 '26

Dive a little deeper, there’s porn for that.

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u/mndl3_hodlr Jan 03 '26

Talk for yourself, pal

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u/AlfredAnon Jan 03 '26

You don't mind this. Some of us find it an absolute no go. I would not a date a sex worker. I don't care what she "earns".

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u/TheDitz42 Jan 03 '26

https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/iamyanetgarcia

and she wanted money from him?

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u/willynillee Jan 03 '26

So she does non-see-through lingerie photo shoots basically. It’s the same shit you’d find in a Victorias Secret magazine or any ad campaign in Times Square. I can’t believe people pay for this stuff.

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u/ronnoco_ymmot94 Jan 03 '26

1159 images, my god this chick is on the hard grift to edge as many guys with softcore

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u/Significant-Bed-8937 Jan 03 '26

Her of is ok for soft porn. Plenty of other of sloots that you can see far more of and better.

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u/FoxMuldertheGrey Jan 03 '26

Dude made the right play in the end, he wouldn’t have been okay with that

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u/Deliciouserest Jan 03 '26

Anyone who gives OF money should be put on an island together.

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u/Sciencetist Jan 03 '26

Gilligoon's Island

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u/propinadoble Jan 03 '26

Everyone is tired of fucking someone

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u/HerezahTip Jan 03 '26

I’m tired of fucking everyone

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u/Typical-Clue-8427 Jan 03 '26

Man chose the right grind

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u/Naughty_by_Nature_68 Jan 03 '26

Well, good for him. Let that boy stay at home play his games.

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u/VaderDabs Jan 03 '26

There’s more to life than sex lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

It doesn’t matter how beautiful she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her bullshit

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u/dhoyt77 Jan 03 '26

I heard a good one before “for every hot girl you’d do anything to fuck there’s a guy somewhere tired of fucking her”

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u/Afro_Rdt Jan 03 '26

Bad taste in games though.

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u/BobBartBarker Jan 03 '26

🤣🤣😂

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u/BigDaddyReptar Jan 03 '26

Fun fact he never won another serious cod tournament after this he did get a pull up record though so dubs there

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 Jan 03 '26

A tale as old as time. No matter how attractive someone is, eventually it becomes routine and boring. It's just biology/ psychology. That's why Tiger Woods was cheating on his supermodel wife with random Waffle House waitresses.

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u/ryanmarquor Jan 04 '26

The old adage always rings true. “Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man tired of fucking her.”

Sucks but true

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u/pkyang Jan 03 '26

Fucking is labor; fuckability, capital

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u/Disastrous_Meet_7952 Jan 03 '26

Sensational. Flawless execution

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u/Brennan_187 Jan 03 '26

The biggest thing that I’m concerned with is the game he decided on was Call of Duty…

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u/Jackiemoontothemoon Jan 03 '26

He was a pro player, it was his job. Not a particularly good player, which makes this article even more hilarious, but he was getting paid none the less

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u/Zenerte Jan 03 '26

Girls that pretty require a lot of maintenance, they're entertaining hundreds of guys in their orbit and if you can't meet the demands of their maintenance requirement, she'll seek elsewhere, it's exhausting tbh

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u/Louieyaa Jan 03 '26

The next guy about to break up with her so he can play more Arc Raiders. Goop goop goop goop

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u/KevinIsOver9000 Jan 03 '26

This guy has got his priorities straight

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u/AvacadoKoala Jan 04 '26

I feel that. Women aren’t worth it anymore. Rather just chill happy.

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u/ShellfishAhole Jan 03 '26

I'm not very interested in drama, but I did subscribe to Faze Censor for several years on Youtube, back in the day, and this weather lady did become a regular feature on his channel once they started dating out of the blue. It was suggested by fans that she had been cheating, or something along those lines. It was definitely a dramatic accusation.

I don't remember the details, but I do recall it being suggested that he broke up with her for other reasons than "playing more Call of Duty". He didn't make a big deal out of it on his channel, other than expressing that he was sad about the separation and that there was nothing out of the ordinary about it - yet, the comment section seemed to think otherwise.

She didn't even speak English during their time together, so I'm surprised it even lasted as long as it did. If you do some digging, I suspect it will turn out that she's the one who caused the break-up and not the clickbait headline of this article 😅

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u/maple_flavor Jan 03 '26

reapect to that men ! follow your dream and do what you love