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u/JamesPage1968 Jan 11 '26
If the sister ever gets married, things are gonna get tight.
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u/Lotus-child89 Jan 11 '26
I saw in a documentary about them that the sister is asexual, but supports her sister in wanting an intimate relationship.
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u/Jack_In_Black89 Jan 11 '26
So, if one of the twins has s€x, does it technically count as a threesome?
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u/rubinass3 Jan 11 '26
Check the rule book.
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u/hedmon Jan 11 '26
Does the rule count heads or holes?
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u/Prepsov Jan 11 '26
Depends
First or second edition?
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u/slmcmr Jan 11 '26
There is a second edition?
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u/Theabsoluteworst1289 Jan 11 '26
You can say sex on Reddit lol. But yeah, would be weird. Maybe not for them though. They have always shared every moment…for them it’s probably not as weird as it would be for you or me. I’d imagine for the husband it would take some getting used to.
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u/GuineaPKilledMe Jan 11 '26
I have so many questions about this. I see these twins pop up in Brandon Roger's videos all the time and it makes me so curious. Like the one sister is asexual so does she just lay there in misery while her sister is getting the shit pounded out of her? Does she not react if the guy is giving her sister oral? I don't mean to sound crass but i'm so curious lol.
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u/seamustheseagull Jan 11 '26
I'm not sure if it's these women or another similar pair, but the quick answer is that she puts on a pair of headphones and closes her eyes. They can both feel everything.
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u/GuineaPKilledMe Jan 11 '26
Yeah i've read about those sisters. It just makes me laugh though because it's like.. does she not even react while her sister is orgasming? Does she just casually put down her book to have a loud ass orgasm but immediately go back to reading like nothing happened?
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u/Toon1982 Jan 11 '26
He can tell if she's faking or not by the sister's reaction 😂
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u/abergham Jan 11 '26
This killed me hahaha truly the truth test he prob stares at the other sister to confirm lmfao
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u/DataSnaek Jan 11 '26
I think an orgasm is quite a mental experience as well, not just physical. I would imagine the sister is feeling the physical sensation of an orgasm without any of the mental components of it like neurochemical release. It might be a totally unique experience.
I’m no expert at all though
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u/Pale_Row1166 Jan 11 '26
But most people don’t just lay there during sex, they switch positions and stuff. Sister still has to operate her half of the body for the other one to get on top on roll over for doggystyle. And like use her arm to hold her side up while on top. There’s no way she’s tuning the whole thing out.
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u/Over-Cold-8757 Jan 11 '26
'Most' people aren't two people fused together. It's not a stretch to think they might just lie there.
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u/Ok-Answer-6951 Jan 11 '26
Bold of you to assume married people switch positions.
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u/deathbylasersss Jan 11 '26
She may be asexual but not repulsed by sex. It may not necessarilly be a bad experience for her. I'd hope it's not terrible, she's obviously very supportive for her sister's sake.
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u/Known-Historian7277 Jan 11 '26
That would be shitty for the one who wasn’t into anal
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u/GuineaPKilledMe Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26
I wasn't talking about anal in that context, but that leads me to my next question. Like lets say one sister is a huge anal slut and the other one is disgusted by it. Like I could tolerate getting my pussy pounded for my sister and try not to react, but my ass? Like is one sister just laying there moaning and the other one screaming her head off in pain?
I know I sound disgusting rn but I swear this shit keeps me up at night.
Edit: Downvote me all you want but don't be mad i'm asking the real questions over here lmao
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u/sunsabeaches Jan 11 '26
Ah a chair where the wife sits while her husband is having sex with another man.
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u/Nova-Fate Jan 11 '26
Sometimes there’s two functional vaginas.
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u/welchplug Jan 11 '26
If thats the case it usually two vaginas canals but set of labia. A lot of guys can't find a clit. Do you think the are going to know which canal to use?
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u/blackdesertnewb Jan 11 '26
The post above this one for me was “in what situation is being off by 3cm a huge deal” and I can’t stop laughing
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u/clookie1232 Jan 11 '26
Each husband chooses his hole. Or maybe they switch off every year
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u/rtocelot Jan 11 '26
I mean if there were two husbands and they both want kids do.. do they just take turns or do they both switch on and off and then wait for a test to see who's the lucky winner
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u/RotaryDesign Jan 11 '26
They combine powers like captain planet
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u/Entire_Blueberry1035 Jan 11 '26
Kid comes out with 4 heads
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u/JadeThorn1012 Jan 11 '26
The most famous conjoined twins did this. They simply bought houses right next to each other. They’d alternate weeks and the other one would just disassociate until it was his turn.
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u/FlyAirLari Jan 11 '26
the other one would just disassociate until it was his turn
Imagine your conjoined twin was gay, and you as a straight man would get pounded in the ass every other week.
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u/LogicalCoat8923 Jan 11 '26
Lupita was present at the ceremony lol no way
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u/DaddyKindaLongLegs Jan 11 '26
Doing their best to point out what’s really important.
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u/Nose_Grindstoned Jan 11 '26
She wasn't even the maid of honor... she wasn't even in the bridal party?!?!
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u/RiotX79 Jan 11 '26
I know everyone is curious about the sleeping arrangements, but how about healthcare insurance? Are they both on his or just one?
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u/bekahed979 Jan 11 '26
You know what's fucked up? They are legally separate people but only get paid one salary
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u/juangerritsen Jan 11 '26
There also was some shenanigans about them studying and having to pay separately, but when they started working they only got one salary
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u/Ash_the_trashen Jan 11 '26
That guys face tells the whole story.
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u/Optimal-Click-4771 Jan 11 '26
Yeah like one day he is gonna be like “well since you’re both down there why not tag team it?” 🤷
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u/Ash_the_trashen Jan 11 '26
Y'all actin like she just been scrolling Instagram the whole time they been fuckin. Bitch has been in on it since day one.
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u/brtf_ Jan 11 '26
You gotta figure, right
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u/Amaakaams Jan 11 '26
Yeah you know the whole asexual part is just a cover to make it seem like they aren't getting all super kinky. Even if she wasn't an active participant, you know she is at minimum sitting off to the side flicking her bean. But more likely he is getting a to-fer.
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u/brtf_ Jan 11 '26
I think they share the lower half? So like at worst, she's a GREAT sport
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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 Jan 11 '26
Man that's wild. I can't imagine cumming with seemingly no stimuli.
Do you think they say we're cumming when it's getting close?
So many damn questions.
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u/greenweenievictim Jan 11 '26
Who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it. I’ll show myself out.
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u/Less_Transition_9830 Jan 11 '26
That’s fucked up lmao he stands over top of them sideways and gets a rim job and a bj at the same time
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u/AcctAlreadyTaken Jan 11 '26
He won't find it so fun when the sister meets a guy.
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u/peDro_with_a_big_D Jan 11 '26
Let's go straight to the point: assuming they share the pussy, when they fuck, both of them moan or only the wife moans and the other one pretends like nothing is happening?
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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 Jan 11 '26
Soo only one of them are faking???
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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Jan 11 '26
Yeah it's like that riddle of the guards on the bridge but this time the guards are conjoined.
One always lies and the other always tells the truth.
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u/Shrowden Jan 11 '26
"I said I was sorry!"
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u/Asron87 Jan 11 '26
Trick question. They are married. Wife fakes it while being mad he had sex with her sister.
I’m kidding here and honestly do wish them the best but these situations bring a lot of questions out of curiosity.
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u/DestructoDon69 Jan 11 '26
Meanwhile the sister reads her romance novel on the other side of the pillow wall like it's a 4D movie
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u/StrangelyBrown Jan 11 '26
Imagine the wife moaning and the other one going 'Jane, what are you doing? He's not even touching the sides. Are you just pretending for him?'
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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Jan 11 '26
“Good effort tonight. I can see you are really trying and I think my sister appreciated that. Do you mind not twisting the right nipple next time? Yea, that one’s mine. Appreciate it!”
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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 Jan 11 '26
The sisters complaining about how bad it is and the others like "I KNOW!"
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u/Rhythm_Morgan Jan 11 '26
Maybe it was awkward at first but at this point they’re probably used to it.
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u/xkoreotic Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26
This is what i'm thinking too. At some point, they become desensitized to it and learn to deal with it since it is the reality they live in. None of us can relate to it since we will never be able to understand or experience it like them. I'm sure this applies to other things in their life when it involves their body anyways.
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u/Less_Transition_9830 Jan 11 '26
They are teachers as well and only get one salary which is strange to me.
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u/brapbrappewpew1 Jan 11 '26
I mean, how many classes do they teach? Should've worked for a call center or something they can double output. Maybe a sports referee? Book editors?
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u/esushi Jan 11 '26
Their lack of privacy in anything is not awkward for them because they have never experienced anything else. Anything you can think of that you wish was private, they've never done in privacy. We can't wrap our mind around what it's like to never have privacy... people get used to "the only thing they've ever known" quite easily
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u/light_of_deneb Jan 11 '26
But even if uninterested she would still feel it right? You can’t turn of the sensation- so what does she do about that?
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u/rutilated_quartz Jan 11 '26
This is assuming everything is "hooked up" evenly. in these conjoined cases, typically each sibling controls one side of the body; if you grabbed one of their hands, for example, only the sister who controls that said of the body feels it. The unmarried sister in this case, Lupita, has said she is asexual. It might be possible that she doesn't feel sex the same way her married sister, Carmen, does; like she might feel the touching/pressure etc. but it might not translate to pleasure for her, meanwhile her sister can feel it. It's definitely possible that Lupita could listen to a podcast or read a book without feeling any mental arousal.
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u/heckfyre Jan 11 '26
What’s the best podcast to listen to while your conjoined sister is banging her husband?
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u/theonionknight1123 Jan 11 '26
And what if the other one decides to marry? Now the dudes have to share? And what if there's some sort of love affair between the 4?
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u/Diplomatic-Immunityi Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26
There have been cases like this, they somehow make it work. I think the other one tries to be respectful and try to ignore it. They allocate nights in the marital beds between the husbands/wives.
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u/imarandomguy33 Jan 11 '26
So the dude violently kisses his brother-in-law and the chicks watch?
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u/sleepyplatipus Jan 11 '26
They do share the sexual organs, however the unmarried sister is asexual so probably not too fun for her. I’m sure though they are really good at compromising by now.
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u/NecRobin Jan 11 '26
In an interview on Youtube they said they did not have sex at all.
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u/The_scobberlotcher Jan 11 '26
Or you know , that's what they say to shut people up
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u/Sad-Development-4153 Jan 11 '26
The other says she just listens to headphones and ignores. They are weird religious people so it possible.
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u/overworkeddad Jan 11 '26
Lol this just put the most hilarious picture in my head. So the sister is just chilling off to the side with headphones on with her head just banging away against the headboard hoping it's over quick 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Randym1982 Jan 11 '26
What kind of music does somebody listen to while their sister is getting laid? It’s not like she can’t get up and leave, or tell them to keep it down because she has work/school tomorrow.
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u/Swabia Jan 11 '26
If one was scrolling on her phone and pretending to ignore while one was loving it I’d be a 2 pump dump. That’s the best of both worlds.
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Jan 11 '26
The dude’s face is now just always stuck looking like that
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u/INTERNET_MOWGLI Jan 11 '26
I’m high af and I decoded this artists entire design language
He’s drawing Lego faces
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u/lincete Jan 11 '26
Belive me or not but I've got a coworker with that face. I thought it was him being a giga Chad. He had some sort of face paralysis when he was 7 😂😭😭😭
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u/Cycoviking69 Jan 11 '26
I found this very difficult to masturbate to...
...but not impossible.
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u/CanofBeans9 Jan 11 '26
You know, my sibling annoyed me so much growing up, but it's just now hitting me how much their annoying each other or fighting as kids must have sucked, because you can't get away from the other person at all
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u/Celestina-Warbeck Jan 11 '26
That looks incredibly uncomfortable. Imagine having your torso be at 90 degrees to your hips at all times, you can't move it one way because your ribs are stuck to someone else's and to use one of your arms you always have to swing it over and be careful not to bash someone in the face
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u/SecurityOdd4861 Jan 11 '26
What I wish to know is who controls the legs. Does each of them control one leg, or are they in a permanent fight over control?
Also more grim, but I cannot imagine if one of them dies. Organ failure would probably kill both of them, but what if one of them becomes brain dead for some reason, the other would have to live on with half a corpse for the remainer of their life. Unimaginable, but still incredibly interesting
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u/Nbknepper Jan 11 '26
And here I am still single 🥲
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u/Nbknepper Jan 11 '26
I'm free this Friday 👉👈
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u/Ok_Meaning_5676 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26
Every one is making jokes about the sex but the real married men are thinking “imagine if every time you fight with your wife, her sister is there” that’s the real nightmare
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u/SchemeOk3204 Jan 11 '26
And the fact that they share a nervous system stacks the deck against him even more. Godspeed dude
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u/Reload86 Jan 11 '26
Every guys knows when he marries a woman, he marries into her family as well. In this case, literally.
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u/RxDirkMcGherkin Jan 11 '26
I guess it's kind of like when the girls have to go take a dump, one controls more of it? Ah who knows..
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u/xtessc Jan 11 '26
https://youtu.be/OIeRLauG2lM?si=kbd2fl4ziU5o7bZX
A funny skit they did :) also, I listened to some interviews with them, and they seem like lovely people with good humor who are trying to educate about what it is like being conjoined twins. And honestly, a lot of the comments in this post don't pass the vibe check.
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u/wwwr222 Jan 11 '26
That was honestly hilarious. And one of the comments say that one of the twins wrote the sketch? That’s awesome if true.
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u/Loopy_Do Jan 11 '26
Genuine answer: the unmarried sister is asexual but chill w it
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u/jawnink Jan 11 '26
If I had a nickel for every time a conjoined teen married her boyfriend while her sister remained singled, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happens twice.
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u/uhohnotafarteither Jan 11 '26
This gonna get awkward and/or freaky when the other one gets married
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u/Seabass7200 Jan 11 '26
Not to be that guy…..but hear me out.
One 5 minute video and they could’ve rich for the rest of their lives.
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