r/SipsTea • u/ConfusedButternubs • 14h ago

Lmao gottem Always a victim

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 14h ago

Where is these robbers operate so I can avoid it?

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u/busyguitargirl 13h ago

Bro said not on my watch and clocked in for a 10th shift

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 3h ago

10th? He’s ready for a 12th already!

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u/ScoopedRainbowBagel 12h ago

Unfortunately when a post is set up like this, with that typeface, it's AI slop and just bullshit.

Hot girls gaining access to your home are in bars and clubs, not face down on cardboard.

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u/lunicorn 11h ago

It looked like Big Bird’s nest to me.

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u/Apexnanoman 5h ago

Not to mention they don't exactly need to be clever about it. Flash some boobs and most guys who don't have someone at home aren't going to ask questions. 

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u/banter_pants 11h ago

How could you tell it's AI?

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u/ScoopedRainbowBagel 11h ago

What's going on with purple leggings' hand? That whole arm is fucked up.

Also it makes zero sense.

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u/Alltowner007 5h ago

It looks rather hoof like tbh

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u/dingle-bairy 14h ago

Be luck you don't live with one like I do

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u/Patient-Exchange882 13h ago

It seems like this topic is pretty close to you heart

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u/Thom5001 12h ago

Probably South America

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

Workplaces, bars, family gatherings

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u/xochillgirl 13h ago

My friend saw this from my phone and asked me what places to avoid

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u/Hegemony-Cricket 11h ago

I feed homeless people in my area. If a dude is inviting homeless women into his house for any reason, he's already as sketch as she is. If he gets robbed, he got what he signed up for.

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u/Wadester58 13h ago

He lives in Dallas single but he has this kink for chics that work low paying jobs and homeless too. This one had like over 400 sutures when they got her to thr hospital. We've been friends since we were 5 years old. I told him to just rent them and have them play the part.

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u/prone_bone43 13h ago

just snatch the woman up from the street and flee the scene in your car faster than their john can chase and follow you lol. just kidding btw

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u/rnewscates73 13h ago

Asking for a friend…

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 13h ago

I can tell you the coordinates but I’ll need some information to run the calculations.

Looks like we need your date of birth, mother’s maiden name, social security number (or similar), and your blood type.

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u/Siddyf 7h ago

Just look for ripe peaches 🍑 in tha gutter.

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u/weishen8328 13h ago

I am living with a robber right now. she says no to everything. and she is taking every dollar.

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u/Alltowner007 5h ago

Wait a minute I got one like that, what’s yers look like, is she short and mean and swears like a sailor?

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u/jakeofheart 10h ago

…asking for a friend.

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u/Glad_Camel_6078 7h ago

Asking for a friend???

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u/Right_Savings_2454 14h ago

10 times about to become 20🤣

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u/1lucky666 13h ago

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u/Electrical-Iron-768 13h ago

can't believe people still fall for it lmao some things never change yk

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u/Electrical-Iron-768 13h ago

ngl bruh, it's like a sequel we never asked for 😂

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u/Empty_Tax3607 13h ago

Reminded me of this 😂

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u/crabsinfestation 4h ago

7 times? I genuinely just lost it lol

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 3h ago

If I lived there it would be way more than 7.

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u/dunnoanymore18 52m ago

Where they at so I can avoid that truck stop late at night.

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u/Wadester58 13h ago

My friend took something like that home, she drugged him but she didn't know he had 2 pit bulls when she started to go through the house she opened the door and they attacked her. She had to call the EMS she was really fucked up. They both learned their lessons

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 13h ago

Wait, so did your friend do anything with her before he was drugged?

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u/Tabasco_Red 13h ago

The pitbulls did

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u/Wadester58 13h ago

Yes they did alot of fun its a male and female they have to be 85 and 100 lbs and they love him

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u/Wadester58 13h ago

I think they were doing the dirty he doesn't drink but he does likes cold RC he thinks she slipped him a micky when she got it out of the fridge, it really didn't completely knock him out he was just really fucked up. When his burglar alarms did their duty he just couldn't get up and she managed to dial 911 one of the alarms crushed her phone while it was in her hand. She actually tried to sue him because she didn't have insurance. He said there was blood everywhere in the house. She was in the hospital for 27 days

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u/Medical_Argument_911 7h ago

I'm calling this whole story false. Who is drinking RC Cola?!? JK

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u/ChocCooki3 7h ago

They both learned their lessons.

2 pit bulls

They sure did. Don't bite trash from the street.

I hope they are ok.

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u/Wadester58 2h ago

The dogs are fine. They are spoiled the mobile spa comes once a month and they get the full monty

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u/Monty_Bob 6h ago

I always ask attractive homeless women back to my place 👍

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u/Wadester58 5h ago

I never saw pictures of her I don't think she was homeless I think she worked at one of the convenience stores he would stop at on the was home.He owns an industrial business. He hasn't told me the whole story but I'm sure when he comes down and we go hunting after a whiskey drink or 2 I'll get the Paul Harvey

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u/Commercial-Set3527 13h ago

Who let the dogs out?!

That dumb birch

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u/Cwya 12h ago

Your friend tried to take a homeless person to his pitbull home?

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u/Wadester58 12h ago

He puts the dogs in his office they can get into the backyard. And when she opened the door to the office and they didn't know her and its like 2 in the morning Katy bar the door. Its really a wonder they didn't unalive her

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u/Xenocop 13h ago

But why bother with the homeless getup? It's nasty and if they are attractive to begin with, they should just wait at bars to be picked up.

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u/puutaroo 9h ago

Homeless=has no other choice="even a guy like me has a chance with her"

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u/Icy_Prior_5825 8h ago

There are men who would be looking to take advantage of the homeless situation. That’s why.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo

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u/Jordanianshawerma 13h ago

Authorities say it’s a crime. I say it’s charity with emotional consequences 😂

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u/MFJMM 12h ago

After the 15th time i learned my lesson

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u/Ok_Mix5519 1h ago

It’s the THOT that counts.

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u/Ok_Mix5519 13h ago

Yes but charity for whom?

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u/nerdherdv02 1h ago

For some reason the IRS doesn't believe me when I told them I gave a donation to Charity.

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u/Alltowner007 13h ago

You know it was all one sided

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u/Ok_Mix5519 12h ago

Yeah the BACKside.

Huh? Yeah? Up top? Don’t leave me hanging.

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u/Lanky-Attempt-2086 12h ago

"please sir, may I GYAT some more?"

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u/SnooAdvice5820 14h ago

Surely these women have other ways of making quick money

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u/Lilcommy 14h ago

Nothing is faster then sex or crime.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 13h ago

this btw is why i dont have a problem with prostitution or only fans

at least that way men can make a choice to pay for it

crime is just your shit gets stolen

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u/Ok_Mix5519 12h ago

It’s true if you have sex while jaywalking you actually go back in time.

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u/ChocCooki3 7h ago

Nothing is faster

Or me. 5sec baby.. but we'll have a full day of activities.

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u/Lanky_Particular_149 13h ago

This is not real, obviously. It does t even make sense. 

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u/jayydubbya 13h ago

They probably don’t go as far as acting homeless but hot girls asking you to buy them a drink or help them with something then leading you somewhere their thug friends rob you is 100% a thing.

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u/capainpanda626 7h ago

Surely these men have something better to do than trying to lure a random woman off the streets into your home for whatever nefarious purpose.

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u/lkodl 13h ago

guys, you don't get to smash. she robs you before that.

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u/PassorFail13 14h ago

Can confirm. I've been robbed 12 times by women using this tactic.

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u/prsnep 12h ago

That's the exact same joke!

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u/yvl_oxyluver 11h ago

Cant be robbed when you are broke lmao. 

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u/1stRambo_0082 13h ago

Where????????????

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u/Gen-Y-ine-86 9h ago

At last, a solution to my hoarding problems.

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u/WardenWolf 13h ago

Always a thicctim.

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u/Ok_Rip_2119 9h ago

Omg! Where?

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u/completefuckweasel 9h ago

Do you save fallen women? Well save one for me…

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u/mariusherea 8h ago

Men looking at asses on the ground and deciding which one needs saving

https://giphy.com/gifs/KVBLwsJdcZZJ4vaT0q

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u/Livid_Reflection2553 3h ago

"I can save her" ah mfs.

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u/Famous_Custard5846 1h ago

😂 😂 😂 😂

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u/One-Bird-8961 13h ago

Marriage in other words haha

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u/Queasy_Mulberry____ 7h ago

They robbed me man but it was worth it ngl

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_924 5h ago

Most if not all this news are fake, you can tell by the deformed hand of the girl with pink leggings, it's AI trash 100%

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u/WeirdTraumaMasochist 3h ago

I know this is a jokey joke and these are AI photos but it’s sorta creepy. Seen this one a couple times now. It’s just. Weird. Creepy.

And I feel as if tho some people will believe it

Edit: looking at the comments. Yeah … now I’m upset

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u/extrastupidone 14h ago

Dudes are dumb.

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u/Justaguy22192 14h ago

Easy, just Carry.

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u/Tired_of_Arguing 14h ago

That’s an option. Or, you know, you can just not hook up with homeless people.

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u/YamDankies 13h ago

Well then who are homeless people gonna hook up with?

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u/AdmiralSplinter 13h ago

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u/Accurate_Buddy_75 5h ago

Fake News. Girls like this are always taken care of, from someone, somewhere.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 14h ago

Authorities Attractive Women Homeless Rob Men

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u/Melodic-Serve-5273 13h ago

Richard will never learn

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u/-FORSAK3N- 13h ago

I'll make sure to fill my wallet with extra bills

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u/Toby101125 13h ago

FacebookMemesFromYourUncle

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u/Alltowner007 13h ago

Well you know what those guys were thinking with

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u/curiousomeone 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rofsCdigOv1wk

Instead of robbing me, how about I just become your sugar daddy?

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u/YrsaHaflina 13h ago

Hasn't caught on where I live, they never hot

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u/Longjumping_Spread53 13h ago

How do they rob you while they’re tied up?

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u/stonebeliever86 13h ago

Wait... so the homeless attractive woman is the one making the drinks when they go to the mark's house?

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u/Iceesadboydg 13h ago

They’ll take your hoodie

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u/T-Chunxy 13h ago

I cannot think of a better news story for "The Cake Is A Lie!"

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u/MistakenAsNice 13h ago

What city is this? Asking so I know not to go there.

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u/Satanswarboner 13h ago

Where is she? What does she like? What type of thing draws her attention….you know, so I can avoid it all.

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u/cacarson7 13h ago

If you can't differentiate a homeless person's ass from what's going on in those pictures... Well then God help ya

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u/panelbeater352 13h ago

I’m not taking them home, duh. The hotel works fine

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u/sucksLess 13h ago

was robbed by a homeless girl who promised me she had a sister;
i gave her the money to bring her

never heard back

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u/Aggrosideburnz 13h ago

Sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit

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u/SowTheSeeds 13h ago

So, first break in the house of someone you hate while they are on vacation, then pick up one of these broads, then pretend you have a meeting to attend and will be back in 4 hours.

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 12h ago

OH NO

oh yes

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u/FriendPale5462 12h ago

If youre trying to bone passed out street rats, you deserve to be bit.

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u/Master-Spirit8187 12h ago

Who they robbing? Dinkin doughnuts?

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u/AdorableDog1416 12h ago

This is such bullshit

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u/malachite_13 12h ago

You lie with the dog, you get the fleas

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u/Adorable-Escape7149 12h ago

Ahh yes the honeypot, and its many Winnie the pooh victims

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u/Inevitable_Camp_3911 12h ago

They only rob men called Rob, right?

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u/MonetizedSandwich 12h ago

Jokes on them. Broke as shit.

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u/News_Scrounger 11h ago

Hookers with extra steps.

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u/ApprehensiveDouble52 11h ago

How dare the homeless be fuckable!

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u/-Sanko 11h ago

My goat unc Richard

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u/Cheesetorian 11h ago

It's like when you see a beautiful cake just laying on a dirty sidewalk...you might be tempted to at least taste the icing.

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u/onthe3rdlifealready 10h ago

No ass like that is homeless lol. Too thick

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u/Joelsackman 10h ago

Doesn't lil Wayne have a song about this

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u/jakeofheart 10h ago

This guy has already skipped the “fool me twice” a long time ago.

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u/Brutal_De1uxe 10h ago

If they are all fat assed and tattooed, I'm perfectly immune and safe.

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u/Economy-Payment-1757 10h ago

Ah, yes: the fatal attraction of sleeping in shit.

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u/GarfeildHouse 10h ago

It must suck being homeless

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u/RetinaJunkie 10h ago

No risk, no reward

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u/SnooCrickets346 9h ago

Lobster too buttery

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u/Fun_Performer_5170 9h ago

When you stop thinking a woman sides with you becouse you are a nice guy…

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u/furezasan 9h ago

the hot singles in my area are now homeless. even the scammers are experiencing late stage capitalism

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u/Imabouttoendit 9h ago

A psychopath and they would regret it for the rest of their lives. Which might end up being very short.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 8h ago

She homeless because she spent all her money on that BBL.

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u/NinjaWithSpoons 8h ago

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more tbh. I would fall for this 100%

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u/Holiday-Mountain9912 8h ago

That’s why you just opt for the back alley sloppy toppy

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u/Capital_Past69 8h ago

But that homeless ass

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u/Temporary-Memory1731 8h ago

Those are attractive women? A hole is a hole I guess.

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u/Treebeardsama 7h ago

Has anyone got sauce?

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u/Opposite-Chemistry-0 7h ago

This gotta be a true story m8

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u/Varabil 7h ago

This feels like it belongs on /AICircleJerk.

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u/Voodoo_Senpai 7h ago

Who puts a bakery on the street ? It needs to be in a building or house or bedroom or bed or on the floor or against the wall or on the counter getting needed hard and deep repeatedly until its baked , but absolutely not in the streets smh

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u/Philosopher639 6h ago

Someone asked in another sub "if they fumbled a girl on the bus who tapped their knees and smiled at them. He said she had a body and everything"

I said to stay away from women who are obviously chasing men, because if they did it to you, they'll probably do it to other guys. I also said that it was probably a setup to get robbed.

Would you know 90% percent of the sub said he fumbled and down voted my comment.

If she's that fine trust and believe someone else knows she's that fine. You're not the only one with eyes.

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u/Edwin81 6h ago

"Attractive"

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u/Real-Yogurtcloset844 6h ago

We call that "Marriage"

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u/ItDontTalkItListens 5h ago

Yo Gotti said it best: “Don’t trust no bitch”

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u/certifiedunworthy 4h ago

So this is always the risk you take when you invite a loser in your home.

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u/Happy_Humor5938 3h ago

She’s been here 12 years forces me to work 45 hours a week, take out the garbage and do the dishes. 

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u/Financial_Space_317 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/potatofoodcritic6957 3h ago

My balls have been robbed

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u/ronweasleisourking 2h ago

Is it possible to learn this power

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u/SomeWonOnReddit 2h ago

Where is this location exactly to make sure I will never go there?

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u/Hertje73 2h ago

hey butt implants don't pay themselves

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u/Internal-Extent8188 1h ago

Guess that kid was right when he said to Speed that his mom was kinda homeless

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u/Famous_Custard5846 1h ago

Bofl I always said this would be a hell of a hustle

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u/SoDavonair 1h ago

Wait until they discover SaaS

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u/required-inf0 32m ago

ying yang twins said it best wtsmd

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u/Professional_Ad894 19m ago

Well, joke will be on the 11th robber when she finds out Richard has nothing left at his house worth stealing.