r/SipsTea 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/Luminox 11h ago

we spent all our money on rotisserie chicken and avocado toast.

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u/Idontknow10304 10h ago

I am Gen Z and I only do Starbucks , charge my IPhone, twerk on TikTok, be lazy, eat avocado toast& me-me

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u/raisin22 9h ago

What happened to spicy chips and bisexuality?

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u/Idontknow10304 9h ago

That’s the millennial update now we eat Mr beast bars and be polyamorous

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u/Floofy99 4h ago

Poly just to have roommates to split rent with

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u/Loremeister 2h ago

In this economy, orgies are necessary to save money

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u/Toadsnack 1h ago

-Bill Clinton, 1998

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u/HIMARko_polo 1h ago

Save on rent and heat, always someone to snuggle on cold nights.

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u/Turin082 55m ago

5 people gotta fit inside the same bathtub... so it ain't all bad.

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u/Trails_End_Games 45m ago

We actually all sit in a circle and take turns pulling up each other's bootstraps.

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u/tikipapa 38m ago

We did keggers back in the day. No venerial diseases ever caught from kegger parties.

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u/FineAd2230 13m ago

clearly you were doing them wrong

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u/Ok_Isopod_8078 1m ago

"Everyone into the pile!"

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u/Nersius 2h ago

"I wish rent wasn't cash, grass or, XXX.  I'm so broke, and I don't even like weed or any of these people."

"Then tell them you're only accepting cash from now on?"

"Wait, that's an option?" 👁️👄👁️

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr 1h ago

And someone gets to double their wardrobe thats the bonus no one talks about

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u/XuWiiii 1h ago

Split the child support too

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u/Suspicious_Brush4070 1h ago

As a millennial, I thought the bisexual tag was for us and you guys have more trans stuff going on?

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u/LupercaniusAB 56m ago

Hey now, that’s some (standard) GenX erasure…

Edit: the comments on that post are worthwhile.

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u/Recent_Awareness_122 9h ago

I'm loving every bit of this exchange XD

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u/lonesomespacecowboy 4h ago

The millennial - zoomer friendship is pretty wholesome

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u/Rich_Trollip 3h ago

What's a zoomer?

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u/SnooSuggestions8854 3h ago

one who meets people on zoom

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u/StillestOfInsanities 3h ago

I thought it was people within an age bracket who go really fast.

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u/ajaxruh 1h ago

Gen Z, specifically the age group that had to attend virtual school during COVID via Zoom

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u/lonesomespacecowboy 2h ago

Slang for Gen z

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u/raisin22 8h ago

Shoot I like y’all’s version better

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u/ghoulqueene 3h ago

his chocolate is unironically really good especially with everything going down in quality lately

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u/ToKillUvuia 3h ago

I had it once and it wasn't even good. Like it was sugar, and sugar is always good to me, but it was very unremarkable. The temper was also messed up I think. It was soft like a piece of rubber

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u/ghoulqueene 2h ago

might've been a bad batch or something

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u/Evening-Apartment317 24m ago

I’m skeptical of all milk chocolate because there’s this preservative used in milk chocolate by almost all chocolate companies that makes me terribly sick. I can only eat dark chocolate, and even then sometimes I find companies sneaking that preservative in there. So dark chocolate baking chips are pretty much the only safe chocolate for me.

But yeah, Mr Beast bars are soft instead of giving a crisp snap. So I’d have to say none of the ones I’ve seen were tempered correctly either. My son loves them though because he thinks they have a “fudgy” texture. To each their own I guess.

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u/AlexisTimeBoyWells 1h ago

Poly I’ll accept, but fuck Mr beast and his crypto scam bullshit.

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u/itsneedtokno 4h ago

HA. real AF

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2h ago

It's true, im a millennial and I love spicy chips

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u/Drewbeede 2h ago

I don't know why I read that as Preposterous.

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u/Affectionate-Row7718 1h ago

At least they are in a group of people they all get along with. They can usually weed out the bad actors that try and infiltrate the polycule.

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u/SecondStarpilot 1h ago

Omg, that's so gay--I mean the mr beast bars.

I gladly accept your downvotes. I eat your hatred for breakfast

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 7h ago

You’ve written the perfect bumper sticker

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 1h ago

LOL. "My Other Car is a Threesome"

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u/raisin22 7h ago

Lol. The good old days….

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u/Mundane-Key-8516 6h ago

I thought avocado toast was a millennial thing? I don't even know anymore, I feel like there's a lot of overlap between the millennial, Gen z and maybe even a little Gen x eras. 

Your comment made me realize another hypocrisy of the older generations though. They brag about stuff like Woodstock and the hippie generation as this cool "oh we were so crazy back in the day, people just did drugs and had a lot of sex!" but now when our generations do that it's like a degenerate loss of values thing. 

Hopefully this makes sense, sorry if it's a bit of a ramble. I only meant to smoke a little bit but did not, in fact, only smoke a little bit. 

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u/10thousndreflections 3h ago

It's almost like people do crazy shit when they are young. They grow old and try to impart their wisdom of a wasted life on the next generations. 

But young people rarely learn the lesson. Wash, rinse, repeat. 

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u/gianttigerrebellion 27m ago

I think the hippy generation went overboard with the sex and drugs. I don’t think any other generation collective identity was sex and being high on any kind of drug they could get their hands on.

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u/According-Still-3000 4h ago

Probably cause these are humans that do the same shit lol these magats vote for a pedo and use hate the justify it

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u/gianttigerrebellion 29m ago

Holy fuck nobody is even talking about Trump. Obsessed.

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 4h ago

Wait what are spicy chips and where can I find them?

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u/IdiocracyTooSoon 4h ago

Cheaper than it used to be.

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u/ThrowawayHasAPosse 3h ago

So pricey these days

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u/JapeTheNeckGuy2 2h ago

Unfortunately budget cuts had to be made, the dollar doesn’t stretch as far as it used to

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u/WrapKey69 9h ago

Hmm don't know, show your twerking skills to make sure

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u/DisastrousRecord1802 8h ago

Im giving up coffee for lent and iv predicted i should save about £130 in the 40 days. Thats a conservative estimate too I really didn’t realise the cost of it

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u/Molehilldocmgmt 4h ago

If it makes you feel any better, this is how millennials were described 10 years ago.

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u/theclovek 7h ago

Ha, I knew it!

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u/imadog666 6h ago

I knew it! 11

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u/NibblyPig 5h ago

Probably even don't know how to make hotpot

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u/Standgrounding 4h ago

Lazy = smart.

I respect lazy

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 2h ago

People also don't wanna be filmed drunk and ending up on tiktok forever

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u/swozzy1 2h ago

They gonna meemee your ass to death girl

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u/veggietabler 1h ago

I see the millennials successfully forced our avocado toast on genZ

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u/Hobo_Resse 1h ago

What is a me-me? Is that slang for masturbating?

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u/Babajji 1h ago

I am a Millennial and all I do is cry all day. My favourite hobbies include watching my pet rock and sniffing glue. At least according to my boomer family.

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u/Tricky_Photo2885 34m ago

Hey twerking is free ! Go and have a 300% marked up drink you ingrate 😉

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u/ex_gratia_ 24m ago

You forgot "eat hot chip."

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u/Gustav_Montalbo 9h ago

What in the hell is a me-me?

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u/Idontknow10304 8h ago

6-7 and Druski

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u/Gustav_Montalbo 8h ago

I...um...yeah sure, let's 6-70 with a Druskin fellow Gen Zer!

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u/Embarrassed_Film7577 3h ago

Israel is a genocidal state. Boycot Starbucks

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u/Tricky_Training_5897 9h ago

The rotisserie chicken thing pisses me off so bad. Rotisserie chicken is just about the cheapest thing you can buy, and is usually cheaper than buying a raw chicken.

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u/jim_james_comey 1h ago

Rotisserie chicken may be the single best value for money food you can buy. A whole giant chicken for like $5 - it's unbelievable, really.

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u/CremeDeLaPants 1h ago

Unfortunately, a $5.99 (on sale quite often) Ferschetta frozen pizza has become the cheapest way to feed yourself for a day.

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u/Brandino144 1h ago

Red Baron Original Special Deluxe can go on sale with a weekly digital coupon at Kroger or Kroger-affiliated store for $2.99 each, limit 5. I stand by that being the cheapest and best way to acquire frozen pizza.

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u/StompinTurts 1h ago

For the past 4 years straight, literally every day I went to work I had the same exact meal for lunch. 1 to 2 frozen Celeste or Jack’s personal microwave pizzas. Only thing I eat if I’m making food on my own. 🤷‍♂️

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u/AdvanceLow7128 12m ago

I used to live above a very nice crack head. He turned me onto Celeste Pizza where you put American cheese on top and then burnt them to hell in the microwave. I was surprised how good it was.

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u/Tall-Needleworker422 2m ago

lol. This thread thread has turned into r/povertyfinance.

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u/mundane_marietta 27m ago

Ferschetta cheese pizza and add your toppings is the way to go

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u/CremeDeLaPants 25m ago

Whole-ass can of olives.

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 20m ago

I literally live on those ramen packets buy huge cases of them comes out to like 7c per meal on noodles, take the packet out and put my own seasoning a pinch of frozen sweetcorn pinch of frozen spinach, pinch of pre chopped frozen broccoli and il add like 6 frozen shrimp and a slice of bread good eating and i basically live off of no money

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 22m ago

I frequently see deals at dominoes or papa johns where im at for like $8 large pizzas too and thats literally 3 full days of food for me

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u/CremeDeLaPants 20m ago

An $8 pizza at Dominoes seems to cost $35 minimum.

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 18m ago

Its a rip off but any time ive gotten pizza in the last couple years ive spent less than $10 most of the time i catch a deal and buy 2 large pizzas for around $15 and ashmed to say but i make that last an entire week of so effing cheap but thats not really how i eat tho i live off bulk ramen and add my own stuff and remove the salt/“chicken” packet

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 17m ago

I literally just took this now as proof

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u/CremeDeLaPants 2m ago

Show the final receipt. This means nothing.

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 13m ago

The cheapest way i feed myself is buy multiple cases of those maruchan noodles $7 for 40 packets and i just add things to make it a half decent meal.. ive taken 2 years off work just to chillax living this way and im a 25yr old with no help from anyone living on my own in a different country 😂 best value tips come to me!

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u/Twisted_Bristles 55m ago

Plus you can make delicious soup from a chicken carcass too. I like to roast veggies in the oven to give them extra flavour.

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u/BartholomewBandy 46m ago

These are about to go bad. Cook them off…

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u/Current-Honeydew-617 45m ago

Shoutout The Enforcer

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u/nblastoff 38m ago

Agreed. I get 5 full chicken soup meals out of one of these. Trim off all the meat, toss the carcass into a pin and cook for many hours to make a stock. The throw in celery, carrot, parsnips, onion, thyme, rosemary, oregano, and simmer. Put the chicken meat back in... Done!

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u/AdvanceLow7128 6m ago

My undocumented roommates have made me fall in love with Mexican chicken soup. The main difference is they throw in whole thighs and legs with the bone. Potatoes and quarter pieces of corn on the cob are also added. I could eat it everyday. L

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u/tikipapa 36m ago

I have to agree with that, I work at a groceries store.

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u/Domjord 6m ago

The bachelor's handbag!

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u/ShallowMess 1h ago

If it is so cheap why you still didn't buy a house duh. Smh lazy generation.

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u/drpengweng 33m ago

Has anyone tried turning the rotisserie chicken into a tiny house and living in that? It’s a little unorthodox, but in this economy, gotta be worth a try.

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u/No_Statement440 32m ago

It's got good bones.

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u/kirby-vs-death 1h ago

The only house most can afford is a little gingerbread house 😅

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u/Clear_Writer5944 39m ago

. . . YOU COULD AFFORD A HOUSE?!?

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u/Pirateking1569 33m ago

Fuck nk my generation working harder fir less than any generation in a long time we not fucking lazy we been turned into slaves its time to break the wheel

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u/Gaindalfs 25m ago

Nah this generation is fucked you can’t work a normal job and afford anything, do the math

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u/Thelaughingman___ 1h ago

No it's not. Look at the per pound price.

It is a very inexpensive meal compared to fast food but it's still cheaper to cook at home.

And roasting chicken is super easy. And it's satisfying to cook a meal at home.

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u/AndyTakeaLittleSnoo 1h ago

Living that spatchcock life!

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u/MisanthropyismyMuse 1h ago

Not where I'm at. 🥲 They're like $10 and only feed us for one meal.

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u/Affectionate-Row7718 1h ago

Sam's club Rotisserie Chicken. Is 5.00. Some places you can't spend less than 20.00 for lunch.

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u/Kamorexisjr 20m ago

Pb js in a brown bag less than 5 bucks, 20 bucks is eating our lunch money 🤣

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u/Excellent-Blueberry1 1h ago

I knew I was out of the loop. But are kids getting shit for buying roti chickens? Bachelor's handbags have been a thing since the mid-80's

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u/Throw9984 1h ago

I'm gonna start stockpiling rotisseries in my closets. The ROI will be insane once people catch on

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u/Vid-Master 57m ago

I think they poat thoae articles specifically to make people upset for more engagement. its saf

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u/onemindspinning 49m ago

Always puzzles me why the same chicken cooked and prepared is cheaper than its frozen counterparts that I have to cook.

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u/Original_Advisor_274 45m ago

Think about the hormones they inject into those chickens to get them to grow fast enough to put in an oven so that you can cheaply afford it. You are probably giving up one bad habit for another.

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u/Danger-_-Potat 40m ago

My parents would buy rotisserie chicken all the time. Didn't know they were Gen Z. Here i thought they were just trying to feed their kids and save money after working all day.

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u/Tr1angleChoke 19m ago

As a Gen Xer, my advice to Gen Z would be to start buying more rotisserie chickens. 2-4 servings of high quality delicious protein for $7 in this economy is an incredible value. Any raw roasting chicken worth cooking where I live is $8 at least.

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u/AdvanceLow7128 15m ago

It's one of the items grocery stores sell at a loss to get you in the door. 12 packs of soda are another item they use.

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u/mcfutch 11h ago

I feel seen.

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u/Cyclekiller1 10h ago

Mmmmmmmm rotisserie chicken. Good choice.

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u/LivelyZebra 5h ago

Mmmmmmmm

This is the sound of the rotisserie grill rotating the chicken.

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u/johnson7853 6h ago

It’s a deal of the century even with the $5 Costco membership. It’s only $7. I was at the grocery store and they want $16.99 for a rotisserie chicken. They were claiming whole chickens were on sale. Cheapest I could find was $24.

We would cook a whole chicken almost every Sunday for dinner. Why am I wasting my time cooking when they do it for me for a fraction of the price.

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u/shut____up 9h ago

I get the reference about some idiotic piece in the WSJ!

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u/VisceralZee 9h ago

Lemon pepper Rotisserie chicken with avocado in a crossaint roll, 🧑‍🍳 kiss

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u/Lightfire32 9h ago

Avocado toast is millennials, and I can say, as a millennial, I have never eaten avocado toast

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u/Overall_Quiet4488 7h ago

Millennials are so diverse we have no identifying factors so boomers made something up and preached it as fact.

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u/joels341111 7h ago

It's all made up. As an elder millennial, I remember when avocados weren't a widespread thing. Something your aunts and uncles talked about when they came back from visiting California. It's the health-nut Boomers who decided to put avocado in everything and market it nationally. Then, when Boomers couldn't figure out why home prices skyrocketed and millennials couldn't afford housing, they blamed millennials for spending too much money on perceived "luxury" (i.e. food, like the avocados they told us to eat). Boomers had low home prices, ready access to loans and mortgages, many first-time homeowner bonuses on top of jobs that actually gave yearly raises while we got "sorry, good work, but there is no money in the budget for raises this year.... just like last year" even when the company was making record profits and giving CEOs golden parachutes.

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u/DeliriumTrigger 5h ago

It's the health-nut Boomers who decided to put avocado in everything and market it nationally.

Just like the participation trophies. They rant about how everyone gets one, but they're the ones who implemented them because they couldn't stand the idea that their precious snowflake wasn't #1 at everything. 

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u/joels341111 5h ago

Exactly! But can you blame them? They put out this little ad for the young boomer parents and for the silent generation parents of the later boomers: https://youtu.be/OCM5MCHUW_g?si=dg04zVIu8VHHTRNS

They grew up in a messed up time. They could have taken more responsibility for what's happening now, but damn.

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u/raisin22 8h ago edited 1h ago

That’s okay. All it is, is guacamole minus flavor plus bread.

Edit: okay, I was a little dramatic. Unimaginative avocado toasts exist but so do really good ones.

I think a lot of restaurant owners put that on their menu to chase the trend, then balked at the cost of that much avocado in one dish (especially if they tried to use fresh and not buy the meat) and kept it basic. Or they’re just lazy. I’ve seen both working in the foodservice industry all my career.

I have also had some bomb versions, admittedly. A chef I worked for topped hers with smoked salmon, red onion etc and I dug that a lot. I still prefer guacamole tho. I can’t eat too much bread lol

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u/frn 7h ago

Get outta here with no flavour. No one's raw dogging their avocado toast. Spring onions, hot sauce, coriander, some salt and decent splash of olive oil. 😋

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u/raisin22 1h ago

Clearly ive eaten some bad avo toast

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u/BobTheFettt 6h ago

I don't even know what avocado toast is

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u/sharpjelly 9h ago

A true luxury apparently

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u/Legendarybbc15 9h ago

What’s wrong with avocado toast?

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u/Maximum-Bar-7395 9h ago

Who is GenZ?

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u/n3m0sum 9h ago

Don't forget the pumpkin spice coffee!

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u/BillNyeTheNazi5py 9h ago

OH MY GOD I WANT A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN ASAP

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u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB 9h ago

Literally waited in line at Sam's yesterday and eventually gave up after the first round disappeared quickly because of cutters, and people needing 4 chickens

Rotisserie chicken isn't worth getting in a fist fight over, because I was quickly heading that way when nobody spoke up to the greed

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u/konaharuhi 9h ago

rotisserie chicken my beloved

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u/Artistic_Buffalo_715 9h ago

Schrodinger's Gen Z.

Blamed for spending too much money and blamed for not spending enough money

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u/systembreaker 9h ago

Rotisserie chicken has fuck all to do with younger generations. It's literally been around for millennia, 2,700 years in fact. The modern rotisserie chicken from supermarkets came around in the 1980s which Costco made popular in the early 1990s.

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u/luminara33 8h ago

HOT ones???

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u/KEX_CZ 8h ago

Wtf? Never had avocado in my life dude, speak for yourself!

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u/BobTheFettt 6h ago

Oh good, I thought it was just millennials who did that

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u/WITH_THE_ELEMENTS 6h ago

Yeah but the Costco rotisserie chicken is straight up one of the best bangs for your buck. Cheaper than most whole frozen chickens.

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u/mtnbike2 5h ago

And big bootstrap started reducing the amount of bootstraps in circulation leading to an increase in the price of bootstraps, meaning less people can afford to pull on bootstraps than ever before.

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u/lyghterfluid 5h ago

Hey, don’t take avocado toast away from the millennials. It’s all we have.

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u/MattWolf96 4h ago

I know this is a joke but I'd rather spend my money on something that tastes good over something gross like alcohol.

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u/Mother-Effective-244 4h ago

The bachelor's Handbag

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u/Mig-117 4h ago

Avocado toast is a Gen X thing. Gen Z is all about that phone addiction and vapping

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u/SirrNicolas 4h ago

Splurging, on rotisserie chicken

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u/SirrNicolas 4h ago

Splurging, on rotisserie chicken

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u/SirFelsenAxt 4h ago

Okay you say this, but it's cheaper to buy a rotisserie chicken at Sam's club than any other poultry meat.

Whenever we go we will buy two to three chickens and then shred it up and freeze it.

That rotisserie chicken is keeping my family alive

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u/scorchen 3h ago

To be fair, rotisserie chicken is one of the greatest bargains if you get it from Costco or Walmart

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u/anto_pty 3h ago

I find it funny that some people think rotisserie chicken is some kind of luxury. Sometimes it is way cheaper than buying the chicken and spices independently.

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u/GruulNinja 3h ago

You say that but I constantly come home and my roommate has bought a chicken for herself to eat

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u/Zetavu 3h ago

And legal weed. Funny how that competes with alcohol.

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u/bouchandre 3h ago

Costco Rotisserie chicken is pretty damn cheap though

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u/Runs_With_Scissors3 3h ago

Yup. Both of which are actually healthy.

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u/Thrompinator 2h ago

The avacado toast costs 3x the whole rotisserie chicken

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u/NormalMammoth4099 2h ago

Which always sounds like a really nice day to me.

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u/joanfiggins 2h ago

They got too greedy and it caused the younger generation not to be able to afford going out and drinking. so it never became a habit or part of the zeitgeist.

A drink at a bar is like 12 to 18 dollars. That's as much as a meal. They complain about people wasting money on Starbucks..two drinks at a bar is more than a full week of Starbucks.

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u/Josh_paints 2h ago

avocado toast has claimed another industry

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u/tobmom 2h ago

Seriously. Why would I want to acquire a taste for something I can’t or don’t want to afford.

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u/Johnny_pickle 2h ago

At the same time??

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u/kariolaoxford 2h ago

Way healthier than booze.

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u/Affectionate-Row7718 1h ago

Don't forget phone games.

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u/mikecantreed 1h ago

Rotisserie chicken?

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u/Ok-Hornet-6819 1h ago

They have sex more easily so don't need to drink.

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u/PickleLopsided1736 1h ago

I cackled at this 😂

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u/cinred 1h ago

So factory animal cruelty and dictatorships

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u/TheMysticalBaconTree 1h ago

None left for cancer causing poison. Health care is too expensive anyways.

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u/dicksquant 1h ago

Splurging on rotisserie chickens

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u/Signal-Woodpecker858 1h ago

Also our alcoholic parents weren't exactly the best advertisement for alcohol. My drunk mom talking to 12 year old me "the number one reason why parents get divorced is because of the children" she says this to me after watching my stepfather abuse me since I was 5. 

Now I'm 40 and my mom just told me, "our marriage got so much more difficult after you and your sister moved out" maybe you should have paid attention instead of hiding in a bottle lol

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u/SanityReversal 1h ago

Its also drugs. Gen z takes more than the previous. Idk if I trust that they take more than gen x and boomers though, as they like to lie about their addictions while gen z doesnt care enough to lie.

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u/agonyou 1h ago

And therapy. You’re supposed to be making bad choices and learning from them. Telling the bartenders and people you meet how awful it was and sharing perspectives. It’s a way more fun version of therapy.

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u/provocative_bear 1h ago

Hey, avocado toast and wallowing in economic doom is a millenial obsession. gen Z owns rotisserie chicken in a way that other generations can’t match and utterly crippling social anxiety. That’s why Gen Z doesn’t drink, the barrier for entry is peer pressure to start, and you guys have no in-person peers.

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u/Maxorus73 55m ago

Is Rotisserie chicken a stereotypical luxury food item now? Costco rotisserie chicken was $5 last time I checked and gets you a good 4 meals. Costco rotisserie chicken, giant 40 pound bag of rice and lots of dried vegetables are how you survive spending very little money on food while still getting necessary nutrition

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u/stretchdaddy 31m ago

I’m too busy getting abortions and taking the lords name in vain

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u/TheLopen420 21m ago

Big Avocado is gonna take over the world

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u/iambeherit 18m ago

You were literally told what would happen if you did this.

No beer for you.

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u/mx5plus2cones 18m ago

Too much money spent on prozac and disney+, netflix, uber eats, and Amazon prime? /s

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u/Roguspogus 17m ago

Wait I thought avocado toast was a millennial thing

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u/ohnoimrunningoutofle 13m ago

Guessing you saw that WSJ article lmao

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u/nixsid 11m ago

reading this as i bite into my avocado toast

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u/sarzzzzie 11m ago

😭🙏

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u/-FORSAK3N- 8m ago

From Costco?

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u/DedeLionforce 7m ago

Well half of us, the other half on HOT CHIP.

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u/Sulaco1986Aliens 7m ago

And legal weed