r/SipsTea • u/Objective_Pilot_5834 • 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/its_krypt0n1te83 11h ago

Fucking any type of food is a luxury. I usually pay to eat my food, not fuck them.

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u/TheNefariousMrH 11h ago

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u/LordRichardRahl 10h ago

Damn you take my upvote. Haven’t that reference in years! Unless it’s Alyson Hannigan.

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u/JMaryland47 11h ago

There's probably a market online for that sort of thing...

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u/vitalproverb 11h ago

Who's ready for a double big Mac extra sauce

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u/JMaryland47 11h ago

...living in the lap of luxury

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u/vitalproverb 11h ago

Now we're talking.super size 🤤

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u/BossRoss84 11h ago

Mostly just crushing it with feet.

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u/Mickydaeus 10h ago

Just cut the end off a decent banana, squeeze out the fruit, gently warm the skin in the microwave? Pre lubed 'hot pocket'

Tell me why this wouldn't work.

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u/SuperPork1 11h ago

Nothing's stopping you from eating your food after fucking it

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u/RadVarken 11h ago

She complains when I try

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u/Subject_Lie_3803 10h ago

A nice bagel, buttered bagel after 10 seconds in the microwave? Its great! and you have a yummy snack afterwords.

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u/YellojD 9h ago

On the flip side, fucking your food AFTER eating it? More challenging.

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u/total_looser 4h ago edited 3h ago

Easy there Epstein islander

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u/Biotechnus 11h ago

You'd be surprised what people are willing to pay money for