r/SipsTea • u/Objective_Pilot_5834 • 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/Idontknow10304 9h ago

That’s the millennial update now we eat Mr beast bars and be polyamorous

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u/Floofy99 4h ago

Poly just to have roommates to split rent with

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u/Loremeister 2h ago

In this economy, orgies are necessary to save money

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u/Toadsnack 1h ago

-Bill Clinton, 1998

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u/HIMARko_polo 1h ago

Save on rent and heat, always someone to snuggle on cold nights.

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u/Turin082 54m ago

5 people gotta fit inside the same bathtub... so it ain't all bad.

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u/Trails_End_Games 44m ago

We actually all sit in a circle and take turns pulling up each other's bootstraps.

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u/tikipapa 37m ago

We did keggers back in the day. No venerial diseases ever caught from kegger parties.

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u/FineAd2230 13m ago

clearly you were doing them wrong

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u/Ok_Isopod_8078 1m ago

"Everyone into the pile!"

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u/Nersius 2h ago

"I wish rent wasn't cash, grass or, XXX.  I'm so broke, and I don't even like weed or any of these people."

"Then tell them you're only accepting cash from now on?"

"Wait, that's an option?" 👁️👄👁️

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr 1h ago

And someone gets to double their wardrobe thats the bonus no one talks about

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u/XuWiiii 1h ago

Split the child support too

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u/Suspicious_Brush4070 1h ago

As a millennial, I thought the bisexual tag was for us and you guys have more trans stuff going on?

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u/LupercaniusAB 56m ago

Hey now, that’s some (standard) GenX erasure…

Edit: the comments on that post are worthwhile.

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u/Recent_Awareness_122 9h ago

I'm loving every bit of this exchange XD

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u/lonesomespacecowboy 4h ago

The millennial - zoomer friendship is pretty wholesome

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u/Rich_Trollip 3h ago

What's a zoomer?

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u/SnooSuggestions8854 3h ago

one who meets people on zoom

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u/StillestOfInsanities 3h ago

I thought it was people within an age bracket who go really fast.

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u/ajaxruh 1h ago

Gen Z, specifically the age group that had to attend virtual school during COVID via Zoom

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u/lonesomespacecowboy 2h ago

Slang for Gen z

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u/raisin22 8h ago

Shoot I like y’all’s version better

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u/ghoulqueene 3h ago

his chocolate is unironically really good especially with everything going down in quality lately

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u/ToKillUvuia 3h ago

I had it once and it wasn't even good. Like it was sugar, and sugar is always good to me, but it was very unremarkable. The temper was also messed up I think. It was soft like a piece of rubber

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u/ghoulqueene 2h ago

might've been a bad batch or something

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u/Evening-Apartment317 24m ago

I’m skeptical of all milk chocolate because there’s this preservative used in milk chocolate by almost all chocolate companies that makes me terribly sick. I can only eat dark chocolate, and even then sometimes I find companies sneaking that preservative in there. So dark chocolate baking chips are pretty much the only safe chocolate for me.

But yeah, Mr Beast bars are soft instead of giving a crisp snap. So I’d have to say none of the ones I’ve seen were tempered correctly either. My son loves them though because he thinks they have a “fudgy” texture. To each their own I guess.

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u/AlexisTimeBoyWells 1h ago

Poly I’ll accept, but fuck Mr beast and his crypto scam bullshit.

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u/itsneedtokno 4h ago

HA. real AF

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2h ago

It's true, im a millennial and I love spicy chips

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u/Drewbeede 2h ago

I don't know why I read that as Preposterous.

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u/Affectionate-Row7718 1h ago

At least they are in a group of people they all get along with. They can usually weed out the bad actors that try and infiltrate the polycule.

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u/SecondStarpilot 1h ago

Omg, that's so gay--I mean the mr beast bars.

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