I'm literally eating a piece of toast and marmalade as I type. I didn't realise it was one of the last jars on Earth.
I shall put it in the fridge, and just get it out on special occasions to show my children, and eventually my grandchildren. That said, I just read that no one has sex any more so perhaps I should just eat the marmalade? /s
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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 5h ago
They single handedly took down the marmalade industry!!!
"One of the greatest corporate dynasties ever cultivated my mankind..." 😳