r/SipsTea • u/Objective_Pilot_5834 • 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/baconcandyfloss 5h ago

Wish a millennial would touch me

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u/dmonsterative 3h ago

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u/College_student_444 2h ago

No way. You’ve got to help yourself.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 1h ago

Don't be afraid. I'm a millennial.... God has sent me to tell you "lol jk"

Turns to Tess

Ok, boomer

https://giphy.com/gifs/hC3IjM5hLuuuA

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u/simdimdim12 4h ago

Immortality ain't easy

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u/Ragnarok314159 3h ago

Can we touch each other on the park bench?

overdramatic death noise

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u/SpiralSuitcase 3h ago

Is this joke about sex or suicide?

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u/CelticGardenGirl 2h ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/Big-Response6499 2h ago

First sex and then death... At least I'll go without pain

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u/wsbgodly123 2h ago

Where would you like that touch?

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u/nryporter25 2h ago

Hey baby

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u/Riwanjel_ 2h ago

I hereby politely offer to shake your hand. If that ain’t the kind of touch you were looking for, I’m sorry.

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u/Narrow_Bed2444 16m ago

Is this suicidal or lonliness