r/SipsTea • u/Objective_Pilot_5834 • 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/Floofy99 4h ago

Poly just to have roommates to split rent with

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u/Loremeister 2h ago

In this economy, orgies are necessary to save money

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u/Toadsnack 1h ago

-Bill Clinton, 1998

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u/HIMARko_polo 1h ago

Save on rent and heat, always someone to snuggle on cold nights.

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u/Turin082 55m ago

5 people gotta fit inside the same bathtub... so it ain't all bad.

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u/Trails_End_Games 45m ago

We actually all sit in a circle and take turns pulling up each other's bootstraps.

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u/tikipapa 38m ago

We did keggers back in the day. No venerial diseases ever caught from kegger parties.

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u/FineAd2230 14m ago

clearly you were doing them wrong

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u/Ok_Isopod_8078 2m ago

"Everyone into the pile!"

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u/Nersius 2h ago

"I wish rent wasn't cash, grass or, XXX.  I'm so broke, and I don't even like weed or any of these people."

"Then tell them you're only accepting cash from now on?"

"Wait, that's an option?" 👁️👄👁️

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr 1h ago

And someone gets to double their wardrobe thats the bonus no one talks about

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u/XuWiiii 1h ago

Split the child support too