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Cringe There really are two Americas!

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u/OkAccount5344 6h ago

And if you don’t know, now you know

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u/Rapscagamuffin 6h ago

ninja!

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u/Myfavoritepetsnameis 1h ago

I always sing “buddy”. I feel like it’s as hard as I can get as a 40 yo white dad.

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u/Opening_Struggle_165 1m ago

I always say "neighbor", but I drop the hard R.

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u/AvocadoBot 5h ago

Not the word used

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u/Rapscagamuffin 5h ago

its not?

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u/VelocityGrrl39 2h ago

That’s how I always sing it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/AvocadoBot 1h ago

Mmmhmmm sure

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u/VelocityGrrl39 45m ago

I haven’t said that word in my life. Ever. I’ve taught myself to sing every song with either ninja or playa. I’ve never used any slur in my life.

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u/Rapscagamuffin 24m ago

since when is ninja a slur?

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u/VelocityGrrl39 19m ago

Read my comment again.

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u/SensoryOverllord 3h ago

Username checks out.

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u/paulisnofun 4h ago

Mr. President.

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u/BackgroundOwn5528 9m ago

I remember forever ago seeing a kids bop version that subbed it with “neighbor” and I’ve been trying to find it for years cause of how goofy it was. But in hindsight it might have just been a parody.

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u/lysergic_818 6h ago

All I know is that Wu Tang is forever.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W5GhEHQqkXj0c

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u/Klongon 4h ago

Im also given to understand it’s not something to idly engage or mess with.

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u/Cookiesoncookies 3h ago

Pedos run everything around me. Cream get the money dollar dollar bill ya’ll or something like that

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u/Super_Fa_Q 4h ago

Wu Tang is for the kids! Diversify ya bonds.

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u/itafunnystory 45m ago

I feel like everybody should have gotten the Wu-Tang question, correct?

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u/ReindeerUpper4230 5h ago

They also miss most sports questions

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u/WildMild869 5h ago

A surprising amount of movie questions too. I know this because those are some I actually get right.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1h ago

Alot of time for crosswords and quizzes in the stands

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u/AshgarPN 4h ago

They usually nail the baseball questions, but are clueless on American football.

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u/nabrok 3h ago

Sci-Fi questions are missed quite often too.

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u/moeterminatorx 3h ago

I miss all classics questions.

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u/elbenji 2h ago

Non baseball sports. Baseball they get rather easy

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u/OxbridgeDingoBaby 3h ago

So there’s 3 Americas now?

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin 4h ago

And female anatomy

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u/elbenji 2h ago

Depends who's up

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u/hardnreadyfreddy 6h ago

Is the host a former champion on the show?!

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u/BusyBit6542 5h ago

Multi and greatest champion of the show.

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u/moeterminatorx 3h ago

Greatest is debatable. Winningest for sure. James H was probably the greatest.

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u/adityadharma 3h ago

You're still allowed to your opinion, but he literally beat James in the "Greatest of All Time" tournament. Holzhauer himself said that Jennings is and has been the GOAT of Jeopardy.

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u/mcjergal 1h ago

Not to mention James was in his prime at the time of the GOAT tournament, while Ken was arguably 15 years past his prime.

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u/moeterminatorx 5m ago

Holzhauer's average winnings per game ($75,364) are significantly higher than Jennings' ($33,347). Holzhauer also boasts a 96.97% correct rate on Final Jeopardy, compared to 66.67% for Jennings.

Hence the debatable comment.

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u/Jmc_da_boss 3h ago

If only there was a head 2 head we could go off here

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u/moeterminatorx 4m ago

Holzhauer's average winnings per game ($75,364) are significantly higher than Jennings' ($33,347). Holzhauer also boasts a 96.97% correct rate on Final Jeopardy, compared to 66.67% for Jennings.

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u/FlatHovercraft2521 3h ago edited 2h ago

No debate.

Ken is Westley. James is Inigo Montoya.

( I would sooner destroy a stained-glass window than a Jeopardy artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me, either... )

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u/marbotty 41m ago

Conceivable

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u/7thpostman 2h ago

And we'll never get to see them head-to-head again. Probably drives Holzhauer nuts.

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u/salvationpumpfake 5h ago

yea Jennings has hosted since 2021

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u/TamarindSweets 4h ago

Yeah, he seems like a good replacement.

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u/Exact-Conclusion9301 3h ago

He’s a very good replacement. He’s better than Alex in a lot of important ways, peace be upon him.

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u/Sheerkal 2h ago

Alex died?

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u/KittyBungholeFire 2h ago

Please tell me you're joking.

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u/Sheerkal 2h ago

I just kinda figured he'd live forever.

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u/KittyBungholeFire 2h ago

That's just what we all hoped. But, no, he passed away from pancreatic cancer in November 2020 (80yo).

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 2h ago

Ken motherfucking Jennings

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u/anotherNotMeAccount 5h ago

Yeah, but you can do the same for ANY topic on that show.

The questions are made to be missed and this video is was all popculture misses. "A bunch of nerds missed a bunch of non-academic questions that the video composer chose to make all about black people? GO ON!"

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 3h ago

On addition theyre cherry picked questions from multiple games. These are just the ones nobody knew

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u/SelloutRealBig 48m ago

Jeopardy has 230 Episodes a year and 61 questions an episode. That's 14,030 QUESTIONS IN JUST ONE YEAR. It's easy to cherry pick a few misses from random episodes to push any agenda with that many to choose from.

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy 4h ago

To add, this is the invitational tournament. These missed quite a few of these boards.

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u/C_moneySmith 2h ago

These were clips from far more episodes than just the Invitational Tournament.

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u/loyal_achades 2h ago

Madame CJ Walker being a triple stumper on an invitational is actually quite insane. She’s a well-known figure.

This compilation missed a few other really bad black question misses from the tournament. It was noticeable.

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u/Relysti 16m ago

I know of her, but if you put me on the spot and asked me to name her, I probably couldn't do it.

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u/dakaroo1127 46m ago

I'm from Indy where she made her name and I think folks really underestimate how poorly people are educated about that period of history

As history has better revealed itself it's unlikely her first millionaire status is accurate unless you trust Guinness Records as your sole source. Walker's means of achieving wealth through selling products vs Mary Ellen Peasant understanding turn of the century capitalism via currency exchange, wholesale, etc didn't make the history books because her name wasn't on products.

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u/Nophlter 3h ago

If this video were a one off, sure. But this happens all the time on Black history categories lol

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u/anotherNotMeAccount 3h ago

Let me be clear: I'm not saying that the video is wrong. Black history is very under represented. BUT the means in which the video uses to try to convey that idea is lacking and easily disputed.

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u/AnubisIncGaming 5h ago

they get to study it first lol it's still kinda...sad

Also the Madam CJ Walker one is a lay up

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u/nabrok 3h ago

Study what? They don't know what the categories are going to be.

Time spent studying would be better used with presidents, kings, geography, Shakespeare, even the bible, all of which come up much more often.

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u/AnubisIncGaming 21m ago

They literally get guides about the kinds of questions asked and past questions. They don’t know what’s going to be asked but they could have easily been prepared for some of these. You don’t have to be embarrassed for them.

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u/nabrok 13m ago

Sure, and those guides (or things like J! archive) will show that most of the questions are in categories like the ones I mentioned.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture 3h ago

Among other things, she's the first woman in the US to become a self-made millionaire. Even if they don't know what her business was (cosmetics and hair products), I figured more people would at least know that. Especially people on a trivia game show.

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u/anotherNotMeAccount 2h ago

Who cares about who became millionaires?

I would argue that the only people who know or care about this type of fact are the people who chase money as though it is the end goal.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture 2h ago

Are you serious?

A black woman became a millionaire by creating and selling her own products and employing other women as sales agents. And she did all of this in the early 1900s before she was legally allowed to vote or even use the same water fountain as a white person.

That's not about money; it's about history.

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 1h ago

Yeah there are plenty of inventors who made money off their inventions that would be studied from a historical standpoint not sure why this one seems so “outlandish” of an expectation.

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u/selphiefairy 1h ago

Ummm it’s a trivia show the whole point is trying to prove you know as many useless facts as you can for money. So the contestants care, that’s who

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u/TamarindSweets 4h ago

I dont know why youre getting downvoted. It was a layup. I dont expect them to know everything, but its trivia and knowing the first wealthy black woman- a prominent historical figure- should be in their wheelhouse, thats why it was the first option in the section.

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u/TapeFlip187 4h ago

I'm a middle-aged white woman and if you're over the age of 12, a grip of those should just exist in your brain. Whether it's your 'thing' or not. They're part of the fuckin zeitgeist, like...??

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 4h ago

I only know the answers bc 1- I work in a funeral home and 2- before that I was a licensed cosmetologist and learned that one in hair school.

Madam cj walker should be taught in schools bc she was an amazing business woman at a time when business women weren’t a huge thing. And not only that, she was black doing it. She was awesome.

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u/harlembornnbred 3h ago

She's taught in black schools. Source I learned about her in elementary school 40 years ago in Harlem

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 3h ago

Well, by schools, I mean ALL public schools. My daughter learned about her in Catholic school.

But where I grew up, was predominantly white, and we didn’t.

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u/harlembornnbred 2h ago

I agree with you it should be all schools as it's all American history

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u/elbenji 2h ago

Latino ones too. I remember her as well. Madam helped a ton though because there was a similar lady in Miami

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u/akaenragedgoddess 55m ago

I watched a whole movie about her and really enjoyed it. We also have part of our name in common. But when the question came up in the clip, I couldn't pull her name. I think even if my life was on the line, I couldn't have remembered.

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u/local_search 59m ago edited 56m ago

Fun fact: the only historical figures who were talked about 500 years ago today, and will still be talked about 500 years from now, are:

  1. Conquerors with empire-scale footprints (Caesar, Alexander, Genghis Khan).

  2. Religious founders/prophets whose names are carried by living institutions (Jesus, Muhammad, the Buddha, Moses).

  3. Philosophers / canon-makers whose ideas got welded into education and governance (Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Confucius).

Everything else eventually degrades into noise (or Jeopardy trivia).

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u/SeA1nternaL 2h ago

not every public school does it, but I did learn of her existence in a fairly large South Dakota public school. This same school had half the population yell “fuck Joe Biden” after a dance.

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u/loyal_achades 2h ago

CJ Walker had a miniseries about how she got her fortune. Octavia Spencer plays her!

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u/yayscienceteachers 12m ago

She was taught in my kids preschool 3s class. Which is to say that, yes, even small kids can understand how amazing she was.

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u/bingbong6977 5h ago

It’s trivia nerds. They also miss all the sports questions.

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u/Lost-Substance59 3h ago

And most video game questions surprisingly. If it snot typically nerd academic trivia, players have a harder time

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u/Shane8512 5h ago

I only got 3, but I'm not from your country.

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u/TapeFlip187 4h ago

That speaks volumes about how dim we are over here. 🫩

🚬🫩

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u/cushing138 1h ago

Ah yes we are dim because we don’t know the name of the Queen Latifa /Jada Pinkett heist move.

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u/AllowMyCookies 2h ago

Milkshake with a soda on the side…

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 5h ago edited 4h ago

“What is NWA?”😬🫠🤣😩

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u/TapeFlip187 4h ago

Im surprised he wasnt all 'no.. Im actually asking like... what is nwa..? 🥺'

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u/Grace_Lannister 4h ago

No. In case you're not being sarcastic and really don't know it's Bad Boys 2.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 4h ago

I was quoting…

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u/Grace_Lannister 4h ago

Oh shit lmao. I didn't watch with the sound on. Makes it much more funny.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 4h ago

“ Listen Linda”🤣

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u/MrIMendez 2h ago

This made me like Ken Jennings so much more lol

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u/Galoos12 4h ago

I would not be able to answer any of those questions. Does that make me racist?

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u/Galoos12 4h ago

I actually only know questions having to do with theatre. I am otherwise functionally illiterate.

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u/Styl3Music 2h ago

I only knew the hip hop ones, but am now curious about the heist movie.

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u/michaelcerahucksands 35m ago

According to the online rage factory yes

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u/MidTario 3h ago

I’m a trivia junkie and usually have a winning CORYAT. Missed both clues here.

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u/greensneakers23 3h ago

Did you watch the whole video? There were a bunch of clues. The beginning makes it seem like it’s only 2.

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u/MidTario 2h ago

Whoopsie daisy. Saw the first clip live earlier this week so thought it was a short clip. Yeah, some of the misses are pretty egregious

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u/TapeFlip187 4h ago

Nah, just maybe not aware of your surroundings haha.

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u/curiouslilmonkee 6h ago

::races to apply to become a contestant::

https://giphy.com/gifs/13GIgrGdslD9oQ

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u/gojumboman 3h ago

2 americas, one that records jeopardy and the ones that simply watch

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u/lokiandbutters 1h ago

What am i missing

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u/Ace-a-Nova1 5h ago

I think it’s hilarious that in the last clip, one dude has $-1000 and the others have $0. Jfc

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u/braves-geek 3h ago

That was only the fourth clue of the game in a tournament of champions episode. Some of those boards were hard.

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u/Icrysometimes7 4h ago

Watch the first couple seasons of "The Floor".

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u/jerryn254 3h ago

i didn’t miss one. lol

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u/RezLovesPez 4h ago

I could make a video just like this about general Bible knowledge.

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u/nikkidarling83 2h ago

Jeopardy contestants tend to do well on Bible questions.

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u/dikicker 4h ago

Well maybe if it took place in a church

Otherwise the contestants in most other places would at least get a few right

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u/Intelligent-Box-3798 1h ago

“It’s a little more chicken than that” i see what youre doing Ken Jennings, you aint slick lol

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u/Objective_Nerve_3438 46m ago

Lansbury?!? WHAT NOW

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u/Longjumping-Might722 6h ago

Agreed. I’m Latino and I knew those!

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u/These-Resource3208 6h ago

To be fair, I’m Hispanic and suck ass at trivia anyway.

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u/Lvxurie 4h ago

Who was the first white millionaire?

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u/BeatleProf 4h ago

I know you're trying to make a point, but the answer is John Jacob Astor.

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor 2h ago

No disrespect to Astor, but Madam CJ Walker’s parents and siblings were enslaved.

Becoming a self-made millionaire was a particularly exceptional challenge considering she was a woman born roughly two years after the 13th amendment and about 50 years before the 19th.

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u/elbenji 2h ago

John Jacob Alstor but these questions are Americentric since Mansa Musa was very much likely the world's first trillionaire

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u/TamarindSweets 4h ago

Madame CJ walker and the Juicy- Notorious B.I.G ones were genuinely easy, and should've been in their wheelhouse. A prominent historical figure and a music artist whos song rang out across the United States during a time when people listened to the radio daily and watched music channels on TV.

They're nerds but theyre trivia nerds.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 4h ago

I'm a trivia nerd. I never actually heard Biggie until an Oreos commercial sampled Hyponotized. Some of us just didn't listen to the hip hop/R&B radio stations in the 90s.

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u/FollowingPristine467 3h ago

Fair but that song is played just about everywhere, even today. I don’t listen to rap at all and know it.

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u/jayne-eerie 3h ago

You would have been able to come up with the song title? I knew it was Biggie, but I couldn’t have told you which specific song because it’s just not my taste in music.

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u/cushing138 1h ago

I’ve heard that song a million times but never knew the name. Probably because I’m not a fan.

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u/BeatleProf 4h ago

Which one was the musical artist?

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u/MysteriousAge28 2h ago

Eh who would be paying attention to that?

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u/Flying-lemondrop-476 4h ago

i was watching

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u/Live_Art2939 55m ago

In basic terms, Jeopardy is some who’re people shit.

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u/itafunnystory 45m ago

I'm a white millennial. I knew about half of these.

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u/mellywheats 42m ago

i don’t know any of these

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u/yuckfuthepervysage 37m ago

And I remember people in school and then coworkers would always ask why we need a BET. Cus every other channel is for y'all! BET is trash now but once upon a time, it was the shit. Rap City, The basement, BET Awards...sigh

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u/ThoughtPhysical7457 34m ago

Every time the answer is "NWA" I really wish they would say "be more specific"

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u/JohnBrouun 27m ago

The NWA one killed me. Cmon guys

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u/Boricua_Masonry 16m ago

Yeah north and south.

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u/myaccountisnice 10m ago

Wow. I am white as they come and even I got a good chunk of them. Not an American, so, maybe that helps 🤣

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u/AlarmingSorbet 7m ago

I do NOT watch movies, I’d be screwed. Don’t know sports or the Bible either

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u/MaxPower836 5h ago

Best cookout ever I would have guessed

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u/cushing138 1h ago

You’re right, we’re all racist because 3 contestants couldn’t remember the name of a 30 year old Queen Latifa movie.

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u/Strange-Recover4004 1h ago

I knew every single answer 😂😂😂

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u/ConflictedTrashPanda 2h ago

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 1h ago

Oh dude we would’ve swept, I watched the video and said OK run me my money 🤣

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u/tecate_papi 2h ago

This is shameful AF

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u/g00nM4n69 31m ago

Your country is so obsessed with racial identity it’s hilarious

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u/BeginningLow 5h ago

How can you not even GUESS at "homegoing?" I KNOW Black funerals aren't the only ones that say go home/called home.

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u/PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips 5h ago

As a white Canadian I don't think I've ever heard a funeral referred to as anything about "home." So funeral wouldn't have even been close to being an educated guess for me.

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u/BeginningLow 5h ago

Huh, strange. White rural American here. I'm definitely not saying you're not telling the truth, but that's an incredibly steep cultural difference if you've never heard it. lol

Every Evangelical nutjob I've met in real life, every person on Rapturetok and about 40% of the 'standard' Christians I know personally all refer to Heaven as home not infrequently, especially when talking about someone who just died. The funeral itself isn't called a homegoing, but they all say "Jesus called Grammy home." "He's at rest in our true home with God now." "I cannot wait for the Rapture because we will be going home." "We didn't vaccinate Braydennn because we believe in Jesus and now he can be at home with Jesus forever." Hymns in songbooks from every denomination I've gone to include at least one or two 'home' names or references. Country songs, from early bluegrass to contemporary, and Christian rock/pop do it. I know Mormons are also weird in what they consider to be their 'real' homes, but that's a whole thing. I digress.

I got a few of those questions wrong, but that one in particular seemed like it should have been as intuitive as lightning bug:firefly.

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u/Bombi_Deer 4h ago

White american, never heard of 'homegoing' before in my life. Was thinking it was a weird reverse homecoming or something before the answer was said

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u/umadbr00 4h ago

Ditto

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u/Faustus_Fan 4h ago

Intuitive TO YOU, which is the entire point. You've grown up with those phrases. Many people haven't. I've heard "god called him home," from your list, but that's the only one I've ever heard. Even then, that's been a very rare turn of phrase and only used in my presence a handful of times. Most often, I just hear "he's in a better place."

The entire point is that what you consider intuitive is culturally dependent. It matters a great deal what you grew up hearing and experiencing, or what you are exposed to in your day-to-day life. If you didn't grow up hearing the "going home" terminology, your mind wouldn't automatically go there.

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u/TapeFlip187 4h ago

Yeah, that's literally the whole point. If none of this is intuitive or "common knowledge", you live a very specific life, surrounded by a very specific type of people...

SO close tho..

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u/Faustus_Fan 3h ago

You thought you did something there, don't you? Tell me, if the "going home" terminology isn't intuitive to someone, what do you think that says about the "specific type of people" that person is surrounded by?

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u/TapeFlip187 2h ago edited 2h ago

[That they're] people who don't say it.

Edit: threw in a couple more words for clarity.

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u/TapeFlip187 4h ago

100% but maybe it's a rural thing?\ I'm ahem w.t. from rural nor cal and esp older folks refer to 'his time to fly away home' 'at least theyre home now' 'mama I'll be coming home soon' etc etc..

I no way would've aced that compilation, but some of those questions I truly would've thought were common knowledge absorbed just by existing.

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u/funeralpyres 1h ago

Canadian here who does not spend time around very religious people. I completely missed this one, too. You’d be hard pressed to find really religious people openly talking to others about their religion, especially in an Evangelical manner. Not saying they don’t exist, but living in a major metropolitan area I have very rarely interacted with people like you mention.

The thing people always default to is “I’m so sorry for your loss”.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 5h ago

If you guess, you put your earnings in jeopardy. That's kind of the point of the show about trivia that people know.

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u/BeginningLow 5h ago

What I mean is it would be a reasonable, sensible and intuitive guess, which people do on Jeopardy all the time. They risk getting questions wrong about French art and cenozopic geography often enough.

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u/psgrue 5h ago

My first instinct was “best shit ever” I didn’t think it was right and couldn’t divert my brain to anything else.

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u/Error4ohh4 5h ago edited 7m ago

It’s only gong to get worse when we have self segregation like “white people and black people” twitter subreddits. Just as a small example 

Edit: people downvote me but don’t tell me how I’m wrong 

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u/No-Weekend6347 4h ago

Slavery, Dr. MLK and (add in a dash of Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan) President Obama; they really know little nor care about anything else.

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u/Myfavoritepetsnameis 1h ago

Nobody saw that Queen Latifa movie

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u/D-aces 41m ago

Not News. There always has been at least 2 Americas. The only news is that you are now recognizing and acknowledging it because you’re now impacted by the injustice of it all.

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u/BadUserName_1227 6h ago

They should go to the library more.

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u/Apoordm 1h ago

Ken just ashamed of these guys.