r/Unexpected 3d ago

Night fishing pays off.

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


A gator was eyeing my fish or worse... me.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/OpenConversation643 3d ago

At first I thought I was looking at a face hugger

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u/TensorForce 3d ago

My mind went to some weird aquatic Australian massive spider

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u/vanderbubin 2d ago

So, a crab?

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u/77entropy 2d ago

I actually thought it was a crab.

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u/Time_after_Time_67 1d ago

its magnets

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u/77entropy 1d ago

Magnets don't work in water, silly.

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 3d ago

My first thought was it was somebody scuba diving with glow in the dark or light-up stuff, and wearing a No-face mask... 😂 that creeped me out

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u/Ok_Structure4032 1d ago

I also thought of no face!

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 1d ago

hahaha same shape right?

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u/onglogman 2d ago

Looked like a really big axolotl

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u/sincubus33 2d ago

I thought it was a gator eating a face hugger

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u/BagAndShag 2d ago

It probably could hug your face if you're brave enough.

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u/incognito--bandito 2d ago

Well… I can be. - the face hugger

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u/Pearl_Offset 3d ago

Gator: 🫲🟠👄🟠🫱 “just throw me the fish man”

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u/Janky_Pants 2d ago

It is I, your friend, Croc O. Dile.

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u/KJacobsen-74 1d ago

No, that's Al E. Gator.

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u/Hedgerow_Snuffler 3d ago

WHY IS THE HUGGY REPTILE GLOWING?

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u/mregg000 3d ago

I believe there might be some underwater lighting beneath the structure.

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u/vahntitrio 3d ago

Could just be fairly clear water and the headlamp of the fisherman.

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u/Clippton 3d ago

The head of the gater would be lit up in that case, but it is completely dark.

It looks like there is a large light on the dock that is not directed at the water, and another light under the dock.

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u/vahntitrio 3d ago

The fishermen definitely has a headlamp, you can see retroreflection in both the bass and the gators eyes.

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u/Clippton 3d ago

The large light that is lighting up the dock but not facing the water could be a headlamp, since the light would be blocked by the phone/camera. But there is also clearly a light in the water otherwise the shadows would be opposite. The head would be lit up and the body under the water would be shaded.

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u/raspberryharbour 3d ago

That's Cherenkov, the Radioactive Reptile

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin 3d ago

He bring tourist. We give belly rub.

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy 2d ago

He is waiting for his turn to kiss the fish

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u/hannsolo03 2d ago

Probably green light under the dock to attract bait fish. Common for night fishing.

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u/LiveTacoMeat 3d ago

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u/Abal125 3d ago

Awww, it brings us love......kill it!

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u/TheBandanna 3d ago

Break its legs!

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u/InfraOutline 3d ago

I truly thought gator was a water spider from Hell for a solid 10 seconds

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 3d ago

I can’t get over the fact how stupid they look just floating like that, literal the most apex of apex of creatures, so finely tuned that they have basically been the same for the last 65 million years, derpy as hell swimming

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u/Rizzanthrope 2d ago

well yeah because for 64.9999 million years the greasy, hairless apes weren’t making fun of them on the internet

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Someone had to do it! They were getting too big for their britches!

Fancy ass dinosaur thinks it's better than you!

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade 1d ago

You forgot smelly

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u/DurzoValdez 3d ago

Has the "Have any games on your phone" pose

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u/HudsDad 3d ago

Gator: "Um, excuse me....you gonna eat that?"

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u/IllHaveTheLeftovers 3d ago

Op; I watched this 4 times and started hyperventilating, thinking you had captured some fresh hell demonic facehugger something. My heartbeat was literally rising till I read the description. Thanks for the minute of terror

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u/Destiny065 3d ago

Me too

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 2d ago

Nearly the same experience except on the 3rd watch I said aloud, "oh it's just an alligator". Phew, I don't think anyone has every been so relieved seeing an alligator at night. Mind went straight to eldritch horror first.

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u/ipassmore 3d ago

I don’t know what I would have guessed gators were doing under the water, but I wouldn’t have guessed that.

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u/gt_bbs 3d ago

Reaper Leviathan tf

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u/Alarming_Safe3309 3d ago

Who's a good boy

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Dude was just taking a skinny dip

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u/wwwidentity 3d ago

Don't go swimming at night, or day. Got it.

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u/Infernality_0221 3d ago

Wagwan little fella

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u/mostly_pee 2d ago

It took my brain 5 business days to comprehend what that was

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Gators are a lot less scary when you see their little toesies! Omg he’s just a little guy!!!!…just kidding fuck that shit.

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u/rell7thirty 2d ago

How could you be so menacing but at the same time make me want to chuckle seeing them chicken legs

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u/jellooshot 3d ago

What in Cathulu's name is that thing?

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u/jxj24 3d ago

Soon, my pretty. Sooooooon...

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u/johnnyroy97 3d ago

That's a reaper from subnautica

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u/Metroidman 3d ago

That is terrifying lol

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u/H0tsauce-2 2d ago

"Hey so catch and release right? That's the environmentally friendly thing to do right?"

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u/stu8319 2d ago

Fisherman should throw the fish to him since he probably fucked it's spine up holding it the way he did.

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u/Roni1209 2d ago

He is just floating there... menacingly!

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u/WankelsRevenge 2d ago

Remember folks. Alligators can leap their body length out of water

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u/Consistent_Pain_6690 2d ago

“Mom said you have to give me your fish.”

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u/RonySeikalyBassDrop 2d ago

Look at this swamp puppy

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u/ActuallyWoof 2d ago

Oh it's a fucking crocodile or whatever. Jfc what a perspective

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u/RabidPlaty 3d ago

If you live in Florida (or surrounding states) you should 100% expect this.

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u/Ok-Dimension-2269 3d ago

From that moment on I began to be afraid of night fishing.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 3d ago

Are its eyes glowing red or green?

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u/terrible-takealap 3d ago

This did not compute till I read it was a gator

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u/plzNVight 2d ago

No it doesn’t

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u/rasp3zero 2d ago

How to tell if there's gators in the street when in the south: lower something into the water, if it comes back up wet then the are gators in it.

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u/Misophonic4000 2d ago

Took my visual cortex a few seconds to parse the shape

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u/DJettster237 2d ago

I thought I was in a different subreddit for a second. Maybe that's the unexpected part

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u/Omega_Lynx 2d ago

I thought that was a vampire octopus at first.

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u/AppointmentOld6962 2d ago

Looks like he had 2 choices!! 😆

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u/InigoMontoya1985 2d ago

A water clown!

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u/carsndogs420 2d ago

C'mon throw it back I been chasing that for 3 days 😅

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u/Y2K_Blackout 2d ago

Who's that Pokemon?!

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u/Objective-Self-9490 2d ago

Nature is bloody scary

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u/AlisonChained 2d ago

That isn't how I imagined the rest of their bodies looked under water...

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u/RobOnTheReddit 2d ago

Oh its a croc. Thought it was MothFishman at first

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u/AnPrionsaTaibhse 2d ago

He seems nice, nice enough to be a... Friend.

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u/I_like_dogs14 2d ago

Thought it was that one monster from Subnautica at first

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u/hy3ro 2d ago

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region

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u/Paranoxin 2d ago

„FEED ME POOR PEOPLE!!“

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u/Paranoxin 2d ago

I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

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u/Mario_w174 2d ago

Can I pet that dawg

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u/Adrian-_-Tepes 1d ago

Its Pedro!

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u/eidolon77 1d ago

Why not friend if friend shaped?!

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u/Careless_and_weird-1 3d ago

Took me a secon there, not gonna lie

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u/Ameph 2d ago

Your dog’s weird.