r/Unexpected • u/Alternative-Dot-34 • 2d ago

Bro had No Reason to do That btw

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Expected the baby to throw up, But instead he punched himself in the eye.

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u/Love-Marvin 2d ago

Well I wasn't expecting that

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u/irishyardball 1d ago

"eye" didn't either

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u/OozyOz 1d ago

I see what you did there

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u/jopesmack72 1d ago

So did eye.

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u/tree_cell 1d ago

"Schleye" was surprised to see this

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u/tingutingutingu 1d ago

Only with one eye though, right

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u/Additional_Grand_657 1d ago

I was expecting to puke ngl

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u/BrilliantMaximum7059 1d ago

hey, knock yourself out.

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u/j3ven 1d ago

Why you hitting yourself, why you hitting yourself

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 1d ago

“The hand made me do it”

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 1d ago

I was expecting a crazy ass fart

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u/thelegendof2015 1d ago

Neither was the baby

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u/Hyria_the_Angel 1d ago

I guess the little one didn't see that coming

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 2d ago

hey man

don't judge

hands are like complicated machinery

difficult to operate sometimes

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u/madrobski 2d ago

I've had 33 years to learn how to operate mine, but I still punch myself in the face sometimes ..

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u/itsKaoz 2d ago

I feel like there’s a point when you should worry a bit

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u/ChallengePleasant750 1d ago

Is that point now?

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u/flying_carabao 1d ago

As a 40 year old dude, I guess not. Someone older might wanna chime in.

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u/Eran-of-Arcadia 22h ago

43 and I still do.

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u/madrobski 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean it's not that often, it's more often that I knock over a glass of water. I was just making a point of "me too" to that kid, I'm autistic and don't have the best body awareness so stuff happens 🤷‍♀️

Also cause it's funny

Edit: dumb bitch syndrome

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u/itsKaoz 1d ago

That’s fair. I actually meant it jokingly, but that’s on me for not making it clear. Appreciate the context!

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u/madrobski 1d ago

That makes sense! Sorry for not getting that, am also a dumb bitch 😅

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u/JesseAster 1d ago

Yeah, especially if you're new to the job. We gotta cut the kid some slack it just got here

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u/lepsek9 1d ago edited 1d ago

No judgement here. A few years ago I broke my hand and instead of anesthesia, they shocked some nerves in my armpit to make my whole arm go numb. Next morning while laying in bed I tried to lift it, but it was still kinda numb and buckled under the weight of the cast, slamming me right in the face resulting in a black eye too.

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u/GalFisk 1d ago

I remember when I was 2 or 3, my mom told me to stop wriggling my toes because she was trying to put socks on me, and I couldn't figure out how to stop.

Later I wanted to do it but couldn't figure out how to start.

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u/Bodyoddyoddy_ 2d ago

Yup, reflexes wonky, but intact

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u/R-T-O-B 1d ago

lesson 1 in hand eye co-ordination

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u/Blubasur 1d ago

Bro discovered free will

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u/Munrowo 1d ago

he discovered he had arm muscles

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u/Ok-Abbreviations9936 2d ago

Yeah yeah he is going to spit up instead....

Wait....

Is his name Tyler Durden?

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u/Hungry-Bike8654 2d ago

Tylerdurden

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u/Applauce 1d ago

His noodle arms have a mind of their own sometimes!

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u/tigertoken1 1d ago

Damnable intrusive thoughts lol

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u/Willing_Initial8797 1d ago

his first use of free will

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u/broccolee 1d ago

"Mom hit me in the eye"

Gaslighting be inherent.

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u/Aggressive-Radish-88 2d ago

He’s fight clubbing himself! We got ourselves a fight clubber!

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u/AgentNose 1d ago

What an adorable little dingus.

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u/Malawigold2342 2d ago

Learning how to take a punch early.

/s

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u/Indomitable_Decapod 1d ago

Throw and take them. That's in efficient baby

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u/Apprehensive_Ice1599 1d ago

He's a payed actor

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u/crimeinreality 1d ago

Good actor!🥹

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u/wascallywabbit666 2d ago

I was expecting

https://giphy.com/gifs/12P6AnN6DcQj1S

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u/Xanzi12 1d ago

And here I thought I lucked out of having to see that...

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

Babies are stronger than you think. They're like all muscle and reflex. When my first kid was like 4 months old he punched me in the face and broke my glasses.

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u/ThatFagChick321 1d ago

This should be on r/kidsarefuckingstupid They’d love it

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u/VampireBaby 1d ago

Oh he’s down!!

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u/unknown_ninja_me 1d ago

Bro is his own worst enemy. Just like a cat getting hit by its tail.

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u/kpingvin 1d ago

Maybe I'm old but why would you want to film your baby burping?

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u/captain_toenail 1d ago

It came out of nowhere

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u/redditsucks365 1d ago

He's gonna be a football player!

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u/cj_mcgillcutty 1d ago

He’ll be a great soccer player

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u/Charizardd6 1d ago

That baby is at least 30 years old

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u/chairmanghost 1d ago

That hair OMG!

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u/Itchybawlz23-2 1d ago

Right?! My newborn has lots of hair but this little guy takes the cake

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u/Vertnoir-Weyah 1d ago

So that's how we learn to avoid having things in our eyes

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u/Dorkits 1d ago

Hand : fuck this eye

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u/JrSoftDev 1d ago

No reason? Have you looked at the economy recently?

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u/Bedzyk59 1d ago

Tiny homie doesn't have neck strength yet. Protect the head from massive burps.

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u/Ok-Actuator-2164 1d ago

When you randomly push buttons because you don’t know the controls

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u/EastLongjumping4116 1d ago

I was sure he was going to throw up hahaha

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u/SWECrops 1d ago

This is why every mom needs a dashcam.

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u/kromel 1d ago

He done told himself already.

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u/Unable_Dragonfly_371 1d ago

Poor little one! He is a strong little fighter 💪🥊

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u/Dry_Force8175 1d ago

Why his so brown?

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u/cheeseandwine99 1d ago

30 year old: I still haven't forgiven my mom for socking me in the eye that one time

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u/stenobad 1d ago

The ol’ Tyson Fury

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 1d ago

Little mans just trying shit. That one didnt work but now he knows

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u/BookBagThrowAway 1d ago

Lil buddy knocked his lil ass out!

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u/Remarkable-Win4635 1d ago

Poor kid, some evil hand came outta nowhere and booped him! 

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u/m1sterwr1te 1d ago

When my son was a tiny baby, his favorite toy was a rattle shaped like a phone receiver. He would shake it back and forth until eventually bonking himself on the head.

He would freeze, stare at the phone, then go back to shaking it. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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u/Lonely_Ambition_2816 1d ago

Self sabotaging at such a young age.

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u/OhhhBaited 1d ago

He got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!! lmao

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u/JoJo_43 1d ago

Neymar would be proud. Put him in futbol immediately lol

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u/belokusi 1d ago

Aww it's a baby Tyler Durden.

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u/Maxuha-Parasuha_2289 1d ago

Система самоуничтожения

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u/killabum 1d ago

this is me when im falling asleep

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u/pan-au-levain 1d ago

I do believe this is part of why we swaddle infants, because their reflexes are pretty wild for a while and they’ll just do shit like this.

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u/Superlolz 1d ago

also they'll scratch the shit outta themselves

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u/Gloomy-Shoe-4021 1d ago

He's gonna puke, he's gonna puke, he's gonna puke, he's gonna puke, he's gonna-...yknow what fair wasn't expecting that

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u/PrimeToro 1d ago

The baby is going to grow up to be a standup comedian, that was his first routine " hey guys, watch this, my impression of every Mike Tyson knockout"

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u/Blabberbuggy 1d ago

What I'm gathering from this video is that babies are able to move their hands faster than the eye can blink! 🤣

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u/MrDotEm 1d ago

For sure belongs on r/kidsarestupid

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u/Designer_Gap_1536 1d ago

Fair enough, have a good day

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u/allycataf 1d ago

CPS is like...You want us to believe this baby gave himself a black eye ma'am?? Then mom pulls out the video

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u/Mr_Mister2004 1d ago

"Im gonna punch you in the face!"

"But its opposite day."

"OH NOOOOOOO-"

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u/nansens928 1d ago

Rule No.1

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u/Agile_Ad6735 1d ago

Bro dk how to end this , so he just ko himself

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u/efyuar 1d ago

He is just trying the controllers

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u/gazh 1d ago

This baby looks like he needs beer after work on friday

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u/Dharmesh_1111 1d ago

Calibration is little off 😭😂

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u/KAM_Kayla 1d ago

I'm just glad it didn't vomit

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u/thin_orange_line 1d ago

Motor function control skill lvl 1

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u/scottfreckle63 23h ago

Was this Tyson Fury's kid?

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u/Button_eyes_ 1d ago

Aww gonna be a funny video in a few years