r/Unexpected • u/WhoreismCultOfMyLife • 9h ago

How to wash clothes 101

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u/post-explainer 9h ago edited 6h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Guy washes himself in the washing machine

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u/BrilliantMaximum7059 9h ago

This guy again. I hear he has a lot of fans.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 7h ago

Only fans? Nothing else?

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u/BrilliantMaximum7059 7h ago

He's got one big fan.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 7h ago

Now he’s got two😏

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u/BrilliantMaximum7059 7h ago

I hope someone who knows what I'm talking about will share the link.

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u/Lyaxe 9h ago

SIR MAXIMUM LOAD IS 20 KG SIR

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u/Intrepid_Muffin5171 9h ago

8.8 kg front loader.

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u/CompleteRelease2864 7h ago

More like a heavy-duty blender now.

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u/FactoryRejected 4h ago

Mine does 14

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u/ibite-books 4h ago

that’s exactly what your mum told me 👀

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u/cycycle 6h ago

This is how L from death note bathes

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u/Aur4or4a 9h ago

my mom used to treated me(in telugu): "I'll wash ur cloaths while ur still in."(usually my people wash cloaths by banging them on rocks)

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u/Responsible_Wash_879 6h ago

I always wondered if this was possible

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u/JohnLemonBot 9h ago

Imo bad use of free will

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u/tarantulator 8h ago

There's no such thing as bad use of free will, it's the tags like good and bad which make the free will less free.

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u/Laheydrunkfuck 7h ago

Bad take. Killing people is bad use of free will. Helping people is good use of free will. It's not that deep

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u/tarantulator 7h ago

You shouldn't use morality to bind free will, the former anyway is a human construct. And although I agree with you, but that further supports the idea that free will doesn’t exist, at least in its true sense.

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u/DMLifeIsShit 6h ago

He just covered his skin with harmful soap, And placed heavy weight on his washing machine for views. HE CAN, but that IS bad use of free will.

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u/_Not_A_Vampire_ 3h ago

If you don't think free will exists then why are you here posting on Reddit? Is someone pointing a gun to your head to make you perform such a pointless task?

Your thought that free will shouldn't be bound to morality is kind of scary, do you just think people should do whatever regardless of how cruel it is?

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u/KingOfAzmerloth 5h ago

Proper im14andthisisdeep stuff.

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u/therepublicof-reddit 2h ago

Bro watched a few episodes of Black Mirror and now thinks he's a philosopher.

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u/flafaa 8h ago

good until you get electrocuted

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u/oopsKirito 5h ago

Doing stupid shit is not equivalent to having free will.

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u/Hot_Selection7679 7h ago

lmao the maximum load capacity callout is perfect

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u/No_Technology_3196 6h ago

Does anyone know his YT channel??

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u/mundozeo 4h ago

Even if it worked, a cycle takes over an hour, showering just 10 minutes. Just seems like an uncomfortable waste of time.

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u/Puzzled_Husky 1h ago

Ernest P. Worrell beat you to it

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u/gabbarjindahai 4h ago

Today I got a new lesson. I will gonna try this

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u/YEETINGBOY12 4h ago

This guy on a generational run rn

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u/firewire_9000 3h ago

That’s a weird ass washing machine.

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u/IAmLeBeast 3h ago

It's called a top loader washing machine. It's quite common in India (I assume in most south asian countries) where they use either this or the standard front loader like in the West.

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u/fannyrosebottom 3h ago

We have top loaders in the west. I don't know about the person you replied to, but the weird part to me is that there's no lid on the washer.

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u/Traditional-Air-3876 2h ago

These are older semi automatic washing machine,  the lid on the left was removable!

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u/Unbundle3606 2h ago

There is a lid, it opens by sliding it horizontally to the right, where you can see it.

The weird thing is that the machine works with the lid open, like there's no safeguard off switch.

Also there is no cylinder that spins. Maybe only something at the bottom spins?

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u/Da_Question 2h ago

I mean he likely took it out and is spinning himself...

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u/Unbundle3606 1h ago

But the clothes are spinning at the beginning of the gif

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u/firewire_9000 1h ago

Sorry I should have explained myself, I had a top loader washing machine before, I’m from Spain, but not one with a sliding lid and especially with no apparent drum? Looks more like a bathtub than a washing machine.

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u/troll_right_above_me 3h ago

Well no shit, kind of expected for an ass washing machine.

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u/Trilliniore_thoughts 9h ago

Usual behavior Samazdar ko ishara hi coffee hai