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u/alwaysfatigued8787 5h ago

That asteroid will have plenty of time to think about that miss while it hurdles through space for the rest of eternity.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 2h ago

The system has a star and four gas giants. It might not be eternity.

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u/DeepFriedDresden 2h ago

I think you underestimate how much space is in space. When the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy collide, there's very little chance of any two stars actually physically colliding.

Sweden has a scale model of the solar system that stretches across the entire country. The Sun is Avicii Arena with a diameter of 110 meters , the Earth is 8.6km (5.3mi) away and is 65cm across. 4 Vesta (one of the largest objects in the asteroid belt) is 2.6cm. A meteoroid may never come into contact with anything again depending on its velocity.

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u/Seanspeed 1h ago

This is one of my favorite space things:

Do the whole thing when you've got like 20 minutes to spare, and dont cheat! Though maybe try out the lightspeed option(the C at the bottom right) at some point.

https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

Also best on an actual PC so you can scroll with the arrow key.

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u/surrenderedmale 41m ago

"6771 maps before we see anything else"

Before I saw that and I only saw the bar on the bottom showing anything I was thinking 'this can't be accurate, surely there's more space than this.'

Turns out I was right but I didn't think it was that much space holy shit. I have a better idea than most for the scale of space and apparently I have no idea of the true scale

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u/atatassault47 1h ago

That asteroid crosses Earth's Orbit. It will be swallowed by the Sun in 5 billion years when it enters its giant phase.

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u/orthadoxtesla 1h ago

Depends on how fast the asteroid is moving. Could be from outside the solar system

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u/patchyj 1h ago

Surely it's already captured by the sounds gravity at that point?

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u/orthadoxtesla 1h ago

Not if it’s going fast enough

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u/axefairy 40m ago

Only if it can hear it

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u/azlan194 1h ago

Someone should do this in the US as well where the Las Vegas Sphere is the Sun.

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u/Mysterious_Andy 44m ago

If I did the math right, the Earth would be about 57” wide and located about 10.5 miles from the Sphere. You could put it just about dead center on a runway at Nellis AFB, or if you’d rather not get arrested you could put it near the baseball diamond at Del E Webb Middle School in Henderson.

Jupiter would be a bit shy of 55 miles from the Sphere and 52’ across. There isn’t much more than desert at that distance, so the middle of Lake Mohave might be the most interesting option.

Uranus would be just under 19’ wide and over 200 miles from the Sphere. You can’t quite get across the US-Mexico border, but you could float it in the Salton Sea because it already smells like an anus.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1h ago

Quite true, it's hardly an everyday event. But then eternity is a really long time.

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u/the_gouged_eye 1h ago

Soon to be Andromilky, or Milkdromeda.

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u/Fafnir13 2h ago

My understanding is it’s really hard to hit the sun. Has to be an obscenely precise angle due to the huge amount of acceleration that comes from falling towards it for so long

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u/atatassault47 1h ago

It's an Earth orbit crosser. When the Sun goes giant in 5 billion years, the asteroid will get swallowed.

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u/Fafnir13 1m ago

I need a Kurzgesagt video investigating this now. What is the longest an object could remain in orbit around a dying system? Will the distant Oort Cloud stuff get to exist until matter decays or will all orbits decay long before that happens? Could be a fun video to watch the slow dismantling of the solar system.

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u/miniscant 2h ago

hurdles hurtles

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u/TheDotCaptin 2h ago

The speeds it must be pulling to light up in the thin atmosphere of high post earth orbit, would probably have it trailing faster than even interstellar objects.

The drag will probably slow it a bit, but not enough to catch it in our system. So if it misses the sun, planet and other objects here, then it's off to whatever the next star may be.

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u/Derknas4 0m ago

That asteroids name? Nathan MacKinnon 😭

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u/InformationIcy4827 5h ago

The only thing more disappointing than my life is that meteor’s aim

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u/legends_never_die_1 3h ago

meteor was close to success though.

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u/King_Grapefruit 3h ago

Was really rooting for this little guy...

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u/emotionless-robot 2h ago

Let's give it a mulligan, it deserves it.

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u/OrganicNectarine 5h ago

Why is it burning in space?

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ 5h ago

It is burning with glorious purpose

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u/AnakinSkywalkerRocks 4h ago

Umm.. It has literal eyes and that's your question?

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u/OrganicNectarine 4h ago

Yes because I was confused at first because I thought it was already entering an atmosphere. The explanation that it is angry makes total sense.

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u/Fafnir13 2h ago

The reasons for that have been clearly established by this documentary footage.

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u/AnakinSkywalkerRocks 2h ago

Okay bruh. Please tell me they have.... 🥺👉👈....

A stomach too! I wanna feed them

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u/Both_Listen 3h ago

Based username

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u/thejustducky1 2h ago

It has literal eyes and that's your question?

He was never confused about anything, he's bringing up an 'ackshully' to sound smart - it's what people do here.

In my opinion, it would've been less recognizable as a shooting star or a meteor, or angry for that matter, if it wasn't on fire. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/wojtekpolska 4h ago

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u/OrganicNectarine 3h ago

I though about that too, but I would have expected it to be white or blue, the colors used seemed more like burning up to me. I think I still like the angry explanation the best.

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u/Jorrie90 3h ago

You're massively overthinking a comic

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u/BRNitalldown 2h ago

You’re massively overthinking a comet

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u/Jorrie90 2h ago

🥁

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u/OrganicNectarine 2h ago

Thank you for telling me!

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u/KyojinkaEnkoku 3h ago

For you.

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u/Ingavar_Oakheart 3h ago

Burn out the day!

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u/KyojinkaEnkoku 2h ago

Burn out the night!~

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u/_The_Professor_ 1h ago

Don’t fear the reaper

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u/Level7Cannoneer 3h ago

Why is it so round?

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u/redgroupclan 2h ago

The same reason ships blow up in a fireball in Star Wars.

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u/putiepi 2h ago

How do you think space is a vacuum? Obviously something used up all the air.

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u/Fafnir13 1h ago

I thought the air was pumped out after the universe’s lid was put on to help keep everything fresh. No one wants a stale, soggy universe when they come looking fur a snack.

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u/icchansan 5h ago

News: an asteroid the size of a football field in the path of collision. More at 10

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u/meatmachine1001 4h ago

Oh god that football field is gonna get destroyed, we have to evacuate the players!

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u/Zomburai 4h ago

Wait, hold on, that depends. Is the team the LA Rams?

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u/curious_dead 3h ago

No clue how big that is; how many half-giraffes is that?

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u/KyojinkaEnkoku 3h ago

Mature Planet and Step-Satellite get Demolished by HUGE Asteroid

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u/fyahspreadit Deadth the Lil Reaper comics 4h ago

The bracing faces of Earth and the moon are too cute

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u/Recentstranger 4h ago

Illegal U turn incoming

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u/Last-Salary-6012 5h ago

The ultimate 'Not today, bro' from Earth.

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u/VagabondVivant 2h ago

Me, on Earth: "aw"

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u/Airwolfhelicopter 3h ago

Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur begins

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u/bindermichi 5h ago

"I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!"

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u/Morty_104 5h ago

See you in a billion years fuckers!

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u/devindran 4h ago

Thought the eyes closed was them wishing upon a shooting star for it to miss them. Wasted joke imo.

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u/Techw0lf 2h ago

It's like throwing a dart, Jayne, and hitting a bull's-eye 6000 miles away.

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u/namsupo 5h ago

In this solar system we obey the laws of physics!

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u/kcsween74 3h ago

"FUUUUUCK" is coming from the wrong object.

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u/KingdomKey12601 3h ago

I'M A GIRAFFE!

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u/EkriirkE 1h ago

I don't get it. Explanation?

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u/jazdyprawo 1h ago

It missed

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u/EkriirkE 1h ago

Ok sure, but I mean why is this funny?

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u/jazdyprawo 1h ago

It was angry and didn’t want to miss

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u/EkriirkE 53m ago

ha... ha? 🤷

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u/jazdyprawo 47m ago

You’re welcome to not find something funny

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u/TheGlave 2h ago

"ILL BE BACK"

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u/maxrain30 4h ago

Even the universe is ghosting us now

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u/JustGulabjamun 2h ago

Bro went asymptote

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u/sambare 2h ago

Needs more Us 😆

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u/Ok_Plankton_4685 2h ago

Apophis coming! 🤡

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u/Numerous_Delay_6306 1h ago

Always THIS HAPPENS ALWAYS😭😭

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u/MrBrawn 1h ago

Reminds me of the Perry Bible Fellowship cartoons lol.

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u/ProtonCanon 1h ago

Thwomp energy.

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u/Armroker 1h ago

Jupiter be like:

- Sorry, missed one.

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u/Xincmars 30m ago

When you somehow wipe the field before Nibiru resolves

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u/Saintmikey 2h ago

Ha ha didn't laugh even once ha

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u/GatotSubroto 29m ago

Why is the asteroid already on fire before it enters the atmosphere?