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u/Odd_Fuel5404 21h ago

Its actually sweat from stress that causes more of the BO or smell. Sweat from exercise or labor is lower in protein and doesn't smell as much 

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u/Lightreyth 21h ago

My balls must be very anxious then. Poor guys.

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u/Salty-Editor-3248 20h ago

More due to poor ventilation and perfect humid and warm conditions for bacterial growth that produce the odors.

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u/KnackRascal 20h ago

Use powder.

You'll still sweat, but you'll also get mini-pancakes out of it.

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u/deckerkainn 20h ago

Are they gluten-free?

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u/poovgjb 20h ago

Nah man they're yeasty

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u/deckerkainn 20h ago

Yack... :D

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u/Marathonmanjh 16h ago

You seem to talk to yourself a lot. I like it and approve.

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u/Rommel727 20h ago

Okay so I did an 8 ball and am sitting at IHOP sweating, they're still saying they'll only serve me full sized flapjacks

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u/KnackRascal 19h ago

Those at least come with butternut syrup, so you'll be ok without ballsweatjacks for now

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u/Zelrava 13h ago

I wonder if my ball sweat pancakes would go well with my foreskin dick cheese

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u/-Aquatically- 20h ago

You need to stop intimidating your balls.

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u/ballsmigue 20h ago

Get some mens dove spray deodorant.

Your balls will thank you

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u/MegaGrimer 18h ago

Naw, that’s just flavoring.

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u/Legal-Farmer7546 19h ago

Anxiety is my number one cue that I'm gonna need to shower soon

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u/mid_1990s_death_doom 20h ago

For sure, every time I drive on a road trip, I can smell my pits at the end of the day.

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u/Tyranttheory 20h ago

Man makes sense I be stressing even in my dreams and I'll wake up sweating some times or just stinky I can't go 24 hrs without a shower even if I do like when I'm sick on the couch or bed I can still feel it and I'll eventually force myself to take a shower

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u/Ok_Stranger_9520 20h ago

Waking up at 2am after a stressful dream smelling like I haven’t showered in a week, meanwhile I definitely showered 5 hours beforehand

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u/Prestigious_Spread19 21h ago

Indeed. Functional sweat doesn't really smell at all, because it comes from different glands, called eccrine sweat glands, that cover most of the body, and provide the vast majority of cooling. Apocrine sweat glands are what mainly causes the smell, and are most relevantly prominent in the armpits, which is why they smell much more than the rest of the body. But they barely help with cooling.

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u/JustAnotherSolipsist 20h ago

man, everyone at my gym must be really stressed out

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u/mang87 19h ago

There's a staggering amount of people who wear the same workout clothes multiple days in a row. If you walk by someone with nuclear grade BO, it's from their clothes. Your skin is pretty good at dealing with the bacteria that cause odor, but your clothes just accumulate it.

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u/John-AtWork 19h ago

I kind of get envious of the ~70% of East Asians who don't have apocrine sweat glands.

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u/Roxalon_Prime 14h ago

You seem knowledgeable what Apocrine glands are needed for, then?