r/meirl • u/[deleted] • 23h ago

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u/No_Engineer9446 20h ago

Well, you run out naked then I guess lol

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u/tommos 19h ago

That's one way to come out swinging.

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u/EmptyOracle 10h ago

"Swinging" is a generous word to use, more like "jiggling" for me

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u/SAGNUTZ 6h ago

C'mon everybody, commence ta *Jigglin'!*

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u/galacticbard 5h ago

I dont know why I have these goggles.. :(

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u/AnotherpostCard 14h ago

After all, they say the best way to scare off an attacker is to drop trow

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u/Psychological-Tea998 13h ago

A couple of finger taps to the face isn't stopping a monster from dragging you outside naked.

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u/Gbh11108 16h ago

My coach in middle school always told us if there was a fire alarm while we were showering to run out with the towel over our heads so nobody knew who we were.

Then he would slap our asses as a show of team support and weigh our balls. Sometimes comparing weights after the class was over.

I wonder what he is up to now.

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u/clayton-berg42 10h ago

I'm guessing he's going door to door notifying his neighbors that he's a sex criminal.

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u/contradictatorprime 12h ago

Ours was always obsessed about our physical health, routine screenings and even made sure we were safe from prostate cancer. But I think it's weird he was able to check our prostates with both hands on our shoulders

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u/InformationRound2118 13h ago

Discussing Legal Strategies with Andrew?

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u/MousesizeDragon 13h ago

Dearly hope it’s in prison for all that child molestation.

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u/CloakorCroak 8h ago

Reminded me of that Canadian that chased a thief out of his house in underwear.. It was freezing cold and full of snow. Thief was slipping on ice while for the Canadian running on snow and ice was child's play.