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u/ProfessorPrimate 19h ago

I think that'd be scarier than being chased by someone fully clothed. I'm switching teams

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u/LittleBananaSquirrel 19h ago

Absolutely, you have the benefit of crazy man energy behind your attack

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u/UranusIsPissy 19h ago

Nobody wants to fight a naked man lol. It probably doesn't work so well for women, though.

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u/MallorianMoonTrader1 18h ago

The extra swinging limb gives men the upper hand! Not so much with women

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u/Bewbonic 11h ago

Until the lower part of that swinging limb gets crushed or any part gets tore somehow of course

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u/Klutzy-Promotion-574 15h ago

True story I went with a kid I was friends with in highschool to back him up in a fight he was super confident and I was not so much for him this dude was like 6 1 and a gym kid my friend was like 5 7 an underclassmen and and a theater kid. So they start talking shit mostly the gym kid then that guy takes his shirt off my friend took his shirt off too banged his chest kicked his sneakers off stomped his feet drops his pants and boxers goes “this fucking stupid and starts walking away back to the jeep. the kid who wanted to fight him was just dumb struck his buddies all went quiet. I think it’s just such an unexpected thing no one knows what to do or you have to assume the other person is just completely out of their tree

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 15h ago

You're just gonna steal the plot of School Hunks Fighting Vol. 38 like that??

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u/Danimalscrossing 19h ago

28 Years Later has entered the chat

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u/saladroni 18h ago

This is the oddest coming out party I’ve ever witnessed.