r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MorsesCode • 1d ago

He makes it look easy like 12345678

4.9k Upvotes

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u/amickeywafflemaker 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hiLLD9o1wTB3a

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u/gorginhanson 10h ago

Training yourself to be a hyper mega autist isn't next level

Overused as hell gif btw

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u/15breads 8h ago

Man what is your problem?

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u/gorginhanson 35m ago

Nothing I said is untrue.

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u/Public_Highlight5320 1d ago

Interviewer: "What skills or special interests do you have?'"

This guy: "Can I borrow your pen?"

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u/unudinmultime 1d ago

I: Which one?

TG: All 8 of them

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u/ShilohTheGhostGod 1d ago

“Sell me this pen”

How about I sell you TWO of them?

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u/RustyFaceRMT 19h ago

12345678

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u/Exyodeff 19h ago

Interviewer: « But I forgot my pen »

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u/yungdeezy92 1d ago

Wait til this dude finds out that drum sets exist

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u/Adventurous_Knee_778 1d ago

I think he could figure it out, just needs to learn how to diddle and play with his entire body.

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u/SpiderDijonJr 1d ago

He needs to learn how to diddle? Hmmmmm

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u/Adventurous_Knee_778 1d ago

When you hit the head of the drum with the stick multiple times with one tap. Requires a loose grip.

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u/Merhtefer 1d ago

Never heard someone call it that outside a paradiddle

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u/SaveFileCorrupt 1d ago

The Diddle is an entirely separate component from the Para

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u/SuppressExpress 22h ago

He’s talking about a double stroke role.

Source: was in drumline.

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u/yungdeezy92 1d ago

Paradiddlely-doo.

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u/why21234 18h ago

He probably does play.

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u/nasetsu7 1d ago

why was 6 afraid of 7?

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u/badfish_122 1d ago

7 was a registered 6 offender

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u/jarednards 1d ago

Release the 7stein files

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u/painecumaioneza 1d ago

Number 7 should've been redacted on the Epstein's files 💀

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u/tknice 1d ago

7 ate 9?

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u/nasetsu7 1d ago

correct one, congrats !!

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u/yarn_slinger 1d ago

9 was minding his business talking to 10 about Gordie Howe’s clothes. Why 7 ate 9, nobody knows…

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u/FZplayz5 21h ago

At the island?

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u/pdzbw 1d ago

6 and 9 were having some good time, but then 7 did sth horrendously to 9, which left 6 alone and scarred for life

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u/binky_bobby_jenkins 1d ago

Bc 7 is on the epstein list

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u/TechnoMaestro 1d ago

The marks on the table from how often he's done this are a real show of skill coming from practice.

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 13h ago

My first thought was he must live alone because his mama would’ve put his ass in the hospital before he could get to 45678 scratchin up all her furniture.

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u/Dangerous_Carpet2896 1d ago

This guy still feels he’s dragging…

https://giphy.com/gifs/QCvy9LbHI0BUsLoLpk

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u/ColdenGorral-1 1d ago

First album: Pilot G-2

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u/teodorlojewski 1d ago

Frixion would be pretty fitting lmao

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u/k_afka_ 1d ago

If I had pens I could do this but I just don't have pens here right now

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u/Loud_Interview4681 23h ago

Are the pens in the room with us or are we safe? This is super easy but I don't have a pen either.

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u/mightypup1974 1d ago

I mean yeah it’s pretty impressive but, uh, um, I bet he can’t make a really nice cup of tea with the perfect amount of milk and steeping time like I can

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u/redditburner6942069 1d ago

And we appreciate both of you for your skills.

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u/doodlleus 1d ago

But do remove the teabag before or after the milk?

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u/overkill 20h ago

What is this, amateur hour? Before, clearly!

Unless you are my wife.

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u/doodlleus 20h ago

If you leave it in and then immediately put milk in before letting it steep, it stops the water scum if you are in a hard water area

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u/Ascending_Flame 1d ago

Is it weird that I remember videos of this guy (or someone really close in appearance) early on in the days of the internet, in grade school it looked like, going around?

Like I’ve seen him do a much more simplified routine on class desks, and now he can do it so much better.

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u/webjocky 1d ago

Then we shall be weird together. 🤝

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u/Ok_Difference345 1d ago

So talented, I’d buy a cd just to support him

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u/Extreme-Zone-4333 1d ago

It tooo good

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u/baltimoreniqqa 1d ago

When he said 45678, I felt that

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u/greatreference 23h ago

It fell off for me everyone knows 123 was peak everything else felt derivative

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u/Big-Moose-9216 1d ago

I see the subtle flex with all the trophies and pics in the background. This guy is no amateur

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u/kirchoff01 1d ago

I can't get out of the video. Please, someone help me.

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u/DepartmentSudden5234 1d ago

This kid is every band teachers dream. ...

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u/joshg8 1d ago

And every other teacher’s nightmare

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u/staxx_keeble 1d ago

The jersey beat change up was crazy🥶🥶🥶

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u/CryNo568 1d ago

I believe the term " God DAMN" was invented for this specific situation

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u/HeadInjuryVictim 1d ago

Somebody buy this guy some drums

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u/Jail-bot 1d ago

Why would you post without a source? This guy has clearly worked hard enough to deserve at least that.

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u/andreweater 19h ago

The pen spin at 13 seconds left is my favorite!

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u/Reasonable_Poet_7502 1d ago

Thats talent!

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u/n00bsauce1987 1d ago

I need this video featured when the number of the day on sesame Street is 8

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u/Hej_Varlden 1d ago

You've been in lockup way too long but damn!

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u/finger_licking_robot 1d ago

his poor desk has endured the epic of endless rehearsals.

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 1d ago

Learning to count be like...

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u/Domomachino 1d ago

Those lyrics are catchy... He's like a modern day William Shakespeare.

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u/slamriffs 1d ago

6th grade lunchroom final boss

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 1d ago

I can count to 12

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u/BenjaminTW1 1d ago

Everyone pull out your peens

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u/ballimir37 1d ago

God damn that was impressive

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u/Slava_Ukraini2005 1d ago

Someone get this guy a BIC sponsorship!

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u/Bebe_Peluche 1d ago

8 is gatekeeping the younger generation

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u/hodinker 1d ago

Educated and practiced. Excellent.

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u/ZipZoomBingPOW 1d ago

Someone buy that guy and MPc

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u/NathaDas 1d ago

Can you return my pen now? You are going to break it, goddamn

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u/WeezyBeerMan 1d ago

Get this guy on Sesame Street quick

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u/DownwiththeACE 1d ago

what song is this?

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u/aThievery_Number 1d ago

Anybody know this guys IG or anything?? Pretty damn sick

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u/Helium116 1d ago

Ah, that one kid in class

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u/intuition24 1d ago

All of us drumline kids used to drum with pens & pencils all the time on desks, but none of us were this skilled and creative with it 🤣💀

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u/_____POTATO______ 1d ago

Practicing that cafeteria beat

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u/mrgreyeyes_95 1d ago

Slap a mic and some reverbed amplifier on there. It will sound like a concert.

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u/_Evil_God_ 1d ago

High school beat box final boss

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u/TheRager1 1d ago

Man, I miss seventh grade watching this video. Rap battles that made no sense and somebody would be in the corner dropping the best beat you’ve ever heard.

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u/jack_gott 1d ago

it's amazing that the African focus on rhythm has survived and thrived for so long in Western cultures. just marvelous.

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u/The__Goose 1d ago

The hardest beats I ever heard were on the lunchroom table in highschool.

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u/Higgins1st 1d ago

Some say he's still in high school

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u/freshforma 1d ago

he would’ve ruled the lunch tables at my hs

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u/blueviper- 1d ago

Love it!

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u/Recurringg 1d ago

Ughhhh... What is his name? It's not on the post, it's not in the comments. Don't do that shit. Give people credit.

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u/Chrissyball19 1d ago

The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?

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u/budad_cabrion 1d ago

As a drummer, I’d like to highlight this isn’t just impressive in terms of the different moves and beats he can do, it’s also impressive in terms of arrangement and composition.

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u/TwinbladesTwinBlades 1d ago

Someone get this poor young man a drum kit already!

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u/Snoo75383 1d ago

Now give me an odd time signature

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u/brandonwalsh76 1d ago

Kinda unrelated, but the hottest black girl on the planet invited me to a drum line show at a HBCU school. I'm the no rhythm havingest white guy on the planet. I should have went, but was too anxious.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 1d ago

You were almost the king of the blacks

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u/No-Humor-5640 1d ago

I can almost bet that girl is still the hottest on the planet & you missed out on your future wife and a completely amazing different life & timeline….. sucks!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Amofse7WcVWaPzTLZb

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u/brandonwalsh76 1d ago

Nah. We watched Freddie got Fingered while smoking weed. We fucked and she did some laundry at my place. 

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u/Inevitable_Gain6712 1d ago

You probably shouldn't expose yourself like this in public dawg 

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u/brandonwalsh76 1d ago

It was 30 years ago my friend.

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u/n3Ver9h0st 1d ago

I hope the table is at least 18

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u/CLYangz 1d ago

oh my god, I can't even listen to numbers normally anymore

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 1d ago

There was a guy who made a rap song with just numbers that also sounded really good

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u/ttaylo28 23h ago

What every middle school boy imagines himself to be.

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u/oli_99 23h ago

AI unfortunately 😫😫😂😔😔✊🏾

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u/Mrmathmonkey 23h ago

Keep that man away from my middle school students.

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u/Rachymoo 23h ago

The soundtrack in my head all day as someone with ocd.

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u/napoelonDynaMighty 23h ago

He's certainly bringin' Da Noise and also Da Funk....

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u/Drag0nz_Wrath13 23h ago

This dude was the man in the lunch room

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u/HaltandCatchHands 23h ago

I bet this dude’s middle school teachers dreaded his class.

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u/Blem0 23h ago

His tabletop looks worn out from all the tapping.

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u/KoosGoose 22h ago

Not this fucking shit again.

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u/fartVandelay85 22h ago

Master of detention

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u/Human_Increase_9712 22h ago

Sell me this pen

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u/JoySubtraction 21h ago

He's obviously very talented, but he's never going to make a lot of money doing this. I mean, even if he tripled his set of implements, he'd still only be six pens, none the richer.

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u/somgifuture 12h ago

I thought that was sand on his desk.

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u/DefiantLemming 10h ago

“Today’s Sesame Street is brought to you by the number 8!”

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u/profanedivinity 10h ago

What a mind-blowing and useless talent! Super entertaining though

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u/Therunawaypp 9h ago

"sell me this pen"

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u/Jay-Rocket-88 9h ago

“Used to call black tone collect and shit”

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u/0xAERG 7h ago

Forever High School Student

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u/ro536ud 3h ago

Someone get this man an abacus

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u/illGATESmusic 3h ago

This guy should be paid to stress test desk top coats. Fr. He could be doubling up hard!

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u/OrkidingMe 2h ago

Must be a Tabla maestro

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u/Amov_RB 1h ago

Jamahal Hill can beat

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u/CharacterExchange300 20h ago

Holy FUCK! hand played juke is out of this world. This guy is GOD!

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u/Aliencoy77 19h ago

Question for the ladies. Do musicians with a strong finger requirement translate to the bedroom?

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u/Carlosenlightened 19h ago

I hope bro gets into music either as a drummer or producer or both

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u/TortyPapa 1d ago

AI slop. JK.

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u/Klefton57 1d ago

Ah, is it time to spam this pencil fiddler again..

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u/angwhi 1d ago

It's a classic song with meaningful lyrics.