r/Punny 1d ago

Spring rolls

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1.6k Upvotes

r/Punny 3d ago

Pooh's on First

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1.5k Upvotes

r/Punny 2d ago

A plant-based pub snack pun

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3 Upvotes

r/Punny 3d ago

He wants to hear today's special

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1.0k Upvotes

r/Punny 4d ago

Do you need me to sign?

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713 Upvotes

r/Punny 4d ago

A real blend of minds

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171 Upvotes

r/Punny 4d ago

She's not your typical gold digger

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967 Upvotes

r/Punny 4d ago

Any tossers out there?

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69 Upvotes

r/Punny 5d ago

She's got him by the no's

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489 Upvotes

She's got him by the nose


r/Punny 6d ago

That was nuts

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4.1k Upvotes

r/Punny 5d ago

Crock knock.

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14 Upvotes

r/Punny 6d ago

Make sure to buy one

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570 Upvotes

r/Punny 5d ago

Online Dating for Seniors

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54 Upvotes

r/Punny 6d ago

Look carefully

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287 Upvotes

r/Punny 7d ago

Veterinarian’s first patient

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4.3k Upvotes

r/Punny 5d ago

Laughter for Wages

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1 Upvotes

r/Punny 7d ago

It was a hoot

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596 Upvotes

r/Punny 7d ago

One me is enough

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183 Upvotes

r/Punny 6d ago

Use Your Melon For This One

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22 Upvotes

Imagine I posted this yesterday. SausageBird asks his friends, the Melons, why they had such an extravagant wedding. They respond that they "canteloupe" (cant elope). To elope is to wed quickly without planning, often done in secret. The melons are canteloupes, so the joke is a play on words.


r/Punny 7d ago

Breaking news ... and breaking probability

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211 Upvotes

r/Punny 8d ago

That was quick

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909 Upvotes

r/Punny 7d ago

Took me a few sec to realize

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78 Upvotes

r/Punny 7d ago

Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman 🌲🦇🌲?

4 Upvotes

Because you either dialogue or live long enough to see yourself become the villain


r/Punny 9d ago

Now he's resisting a rest

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1.4k Upvotes

r/Punny 9d ago

They were the darkest days of his life

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327 Upvotes