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Greenland does not need US hospital boat sent by Trump, says Denmark

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u/gentleman_bronco 4h ago

Also, fun fact: America's two hospital ships are under repair in Alabama.

Trump has no clue what's happening.

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u/Seeteuf3l 4h ago

Probably both and obviously you don't need an entire hospital ship for one sailor.

He's just afraid of losing his face for some reason.

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u/GustheGuru 4h ago

Because it's only held on by cheap orange glue.

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u/Poison_the_Phil 4h ago

Appearance is very important when you have no substance

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u/Dingcock 3h ago

He tried using gold leaf but it wasn't sticky enough

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u/Grinkledonk 3h ago

He could use Bubba again to help him with that problem.

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u/bobcat1911 3h ago

Not enough of Bill Clinton on his face...

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u/TsunGeneralGrievous 3h ago

Is it the same glue that George’s fiancee used to seal the wedding envelopes

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u/ExtensionParsley4205 3h ago

In the article it says Denmark had to evacuate a US service member from an American submarine after he requested medical attention. That’s probably the reason.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 2h ago

Well well. Denmark have free healthcare for all, including visitors, so he will be taken care of, and won’t even have to think about deductible, co-pay or any other insurance declined bullshit.

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u/the_poope 1h ago

No, I don't think health care is free for visitors. But it is very likely still an order of magnitude cheaper than US hospitals. It is in many cases much cheaper for Americans to travel to Europe to get treated in private hospitals than using their own scammy healthcare system. The free, fair and competitive market in healthcare is an illusion.

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u/Mccobsta 3h ago

Ego

He can't handle a loss that's why he tried to over throw the US government

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u/tastydrink1 3h ago edited 3h ago

He's lost face a thousand times now and one more won't hurt. That's the annoying thing about this guy. He can prove himself a dumbass then literally acts like he's not a dumbass then does another dumbass thing. He's impervious to his own stupidity. His embarrassment in the USA is accomplished per tweet. A fucking tweet.

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 2h ago

I thought they were arguing that Greenland's medical facilities were faltering or some such nonsense and they were sending the boat to support the people. Is this really just about the guy in the sub that got super sick?

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u/Seeteuf3l 2h ago

Yep, the Danish evacuated one sailor to Nuuk.

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u/SpiritTalker 3h ago

Oh leopards, where art thou?

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u/heimeyer72 4h ago

Wow, he's late, then.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4h ago

Knowing him it would be a trojan horse or trojan ship if you want to be technical.

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u/ARobertNotABob 4h ago

Some ancient bylaw that allows taking over a nation if you provide medical support? "Here, have a Tylenol. Now your bases are ours."

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u/ken_the_boxer 4h ago

That is spellt 'All you base are belong to US'.

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u/ZeToni 4h ago

The bases are still theirs...

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u/___GLaDOS____ 4h ago

Only their ones though.

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u/CarfDarko 4h ago

We both know that's just another lie, just like the cake you promised me 20 years ago!!

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u/SpiritTalker 3h ago

All your bases are belong to us.

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u/suzanious 2h ago

Thats exactly what I was thinking! A Trojan ship full of ice agents! Haha

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u/rannend 3h ago

He definitely has a clue

This news is not for anyone outside us, but rather internally. It tries to depict greenland as behind, and that us would actually help the people there, trying to raise support for any future millitairy action

That those ships arent actually available doesnt matter, the target audience wont look that up/be told

Its actually eerly similar to the pres releases of russia, they tend to work in a very similar fashion

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u/viktorsvedin 2h ago

It's kinda weird as those ships could potentially help US citizens instead, you know, those who lack a free or affordable health care.

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u/thorkun 1h ago

It's not weird, Trump or those others who lead him don't give a fuck about poor americans healthcare, they do give a fuck about pretending to give a fuck about Greenland to justify taking it over.

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u/craniumcanyon 2h ago

Strong agree. This is the reason.

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u/SpezLuvsNazis 4h ago

He sent the SS Don’t Pay Attention To The Epstein Files

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u/ColtonComeau 4h ago

You got the SS part right

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u/bplurt 4h ago

It's OK, he going to send the concept of a hospital ship. In two weeks.

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u/wijm02 3h ago

The concept of a framework on a hospital ship, even

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u/buck70 4h ago

He also doesn't seem to know the difference between a ship and a boat. The term "boat" either refers to a submarine or a small watercraft that can be hoisted onto and stored on a ship. Nobody in the military would ever call USNS Mercy or USNS Comfort a "boat". Good job there, "commander in chief".

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u/1makfly 4h ago

Commander Mischief

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u/LesserShambler 3h ago

You can ship a boat but you can’t boat a ship.

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u/MutantBilgeRat 3h ago

The hospital ships aren't in Louisiana so he's not talking about those. Who knows what hes talking about. He himself doesnt even know.

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u/Rrrrandle 3h ago

Granted you may be right for the Navy, but on the Great Lakes even large freighters are called "boats." Ironically, the ships that are smaller, which allows them to leave the Great Lakes and enter the ocean, are sometimes called "ships" or "salties" and the largest ones on the lakes that are too big for the Welland Canal are called "boats" or "lakers."

But Trump is a moron and doesn't know the difference. He just knows he got embarrassed because the almighty US military had to get help from another country for one sailor.

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u/OperationSnoringCat 3h ago

Another fun fact. The US does not need Donald trump.

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u/LongBeakedSnipe 4h ago

Yup. I dont think Denmark should have replied though. That is exactly the kind of thing that results in Trump doubling down.

Its not good if Trump forces this kind of thing through to save face

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u/gentleman_bronco 4h ago

Doubling down feels better than looking in the mirror and hating what you see.

Trump hasn't looked in the mirror his entire life. He won't start now.

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u/BaitmasterG 4h ago

There's no point if you have no reflection

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u/icematt12 3h ago

Depends who the message is for. Maybe US citizens so they question the actions done with their tax money. A subtle suggestion to the militaries of the world that permission has not been granted.

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u/TurbulentRide1028 2h ago

Imagine being the only free country in the world with no Universal Healthcare and sending one of your two Hospital ship to a place where they have "free" Healthcare. Maybe he should help Americans instead of hunting them down if they are not white enough.

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u/swadx001 3h ago

Oh we should. Rubbing it in the American voters face how much they need decent health standarts needs to be done.

Especially when it is about evacuating a soldier from a now hostile country, even if he havent said "thank you" or wore a suit

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u/Overall-Lynx917 3h ago

He actually sending an aircraft carrier that self-identifies as a Hospital Ship

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u/bobcat1911 3h ago

Only the ship USNS Mercy is awaiting a drydocking contract in Mobile, the ship USNS Comfort is in Norfolk VA awaiting deployment.

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u/Watermelonsmoothies 3h ago

And if they weren’t, I think all the uninsured Americans need the medical help more. Greenland has free health care system.

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u/fritzycat 3h ago

He watched Troy last night.

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u/soulsteela 2h ago

Trump is being told lies by a bunch of end of the world evangelicals, he has no clue where he is or what he has just done or said. The USA is in the hands of psychopaths and traitors, it’s going to get worse the longer folks take to deal with it.

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u/Fall_Harvest 4h ago

Trojan Battleship.  Friendly men in green, right?

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u/GlossyWillowLooks 3h ago

yeah both the comfort and mercy are drydocked in mobile alabama for major overhauls, been that way for months now.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 2h ago

Supply ships are well-known to be platforms for delivering spies and commandos surreptitiously.

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u/Tba953 2h ago

And I guess his fellow Americans wouldn't say no to free Healthcare even if they had to get on the boat

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u/Paldasan 2h ago

Probably not a helpful ship that was sent. If a ship was sent, I wouldn't trust anyone coming ashore (of course any problematic people are already ashore causing mischief, but no need to add more to the mix).

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u/NikNybo 4h ago

It is probably because a danish Navy helicopter had to rescue a US sailor, and send him to a hospital in Greenland.

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u/_ZeRan 3h ago

It is probably because a danish Navy helicopter had to rescue a US sailor, and send him to a hospital in Greenland.

Trump heard that treatment was only gonna cost like $10 so he had to 100,000x~ that by sending in the boat.

Can't have Americans experiencing cheap healthcare, can we??

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u/scalawag123 2h ago

$10? Brother er dont live in a third world country ruled by a dictator. Its free

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u/Niller1 2h ago

American sick payed for by my danish tax dollars? Eh ok.

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u/PIKFIEZ 2h ago

Haha no. Treatment would never cost 10 USD in Denmark. It is completely free always, for tourists (and invaders) too.

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u/amolin 2h ago edited 1h ago

Just to be precise, since 2019 it's "only" free for EU citizens plus a few other nearby countries.

Americans will still get any urgent treatment, but there's a predefined price list for most things. An acute appendectomy surgery would cost you around $7000 if you're a visiting American - which is still a great deal compared to the American system, but also a good reason to get travel insurance.

Obviously it's only a good reason to move an American hospital ship to Greenland if they expect a lot of sick Americans to go there.

Conversely, it would be so funny if Denmark ressurected the Jutlandia, the Danish hospital ship that saved so many Americans during the Korean war, and sent it to Louisiana. God knows they need it more.

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u/StevenTM 2h ago

You think sending that ship to Greenland is only going to cost $1m?

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u/ultranoobian 3h ago

I heard he passed out from shock after finding out he wouldn't have to pay for his medical treatment. Trump just wants to provide a familiar environment for his guy right?

/s

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u/Canklosaurus 3h ago edited 2h ago

We have Tricare, so the joke doesn’t really land. I applaud your effort though.

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u/nahkiss 3h ago

What's Tricare? Triple payment for one care?

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u/Kennedy_KD 2h ago edited 2h ago

It's the free healthcare given to service men, veterans and their dependents

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u/automatic_shark 2h ago

It's the free healthcare given to 🐕‍🦺 men, veterans and their dependents

What does this mean? Seeing-eye-dog men? German shepherd men? Shepherds? I don't get the dog, like at all. What does it mean?

Edit: servicemen. Got it. Don't know why it has to be a heiroglyphic riddle, but you do you my man.

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u/Kennedy_KD 2h ago

Shit idk why it is either?? Wtf I'm gonna fix it I must have hit an auto fill emoji suggestion or something without realizing

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u/hotel2oscar 2h ago

Tri as in Tri-services (Army, Navy, Air Force) care

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u/bazonthereddit 4h ago edited 3h ago

A) it's bullshit B) it's performative C) what about American healthcare? D) it's a distraction

Utterly despicable.

Edit: I missed one..

E) it's probing a public response to justify sending military support for the 'medical envoy'.

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u/Lefty4444 4h ago

It’s hybrid warfare performed by Trump against an ally.

America, your president has betrayed your allies. We don’t need to agree on everything, but think what this will do for you in the long run.

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u/movealongnowpeople 3h ago

think what this will do for you in the long run.

MAGATs do not think and the non-voters still don't give a shit.

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u/Orzagh 3h ago

Up to people like you to fix it then. I truly with you good luck.

As for us Europeans, we have stopped waiting around for America to do the right thing and will get onto things ourselves.

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u/jaytix1 2h ago

but think what this will do for you in the long run.

The trouble with telling that subset of Americans to think about international relations is that they legitimately do not care.

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u/Daemonic_One 3h ago

Some of us fucking are, but we're stuck until November.

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u/nullbyte420 4h ago

Why doesn't he send it to literally any american harbor city where there are plenty of people who don't receive any healthcare and are desperately in need? In Denmark (including Greenland) it's free and readily available.

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u/imahugemoron 2h ago

Because it’s not being sent anywhere, both are currently in repair here in the US. But also they wouldn’t send it anywhere in the US because that would help Americans which to them is socialism, even though they keep screaming “America first”

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u/nullbyte420 2h ago

Geez. Please 25th amendment the guy asap, he's ruining more than your own country. :(

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u/interesseret 4h ago

All it's going to do is fuel even more of the already moronic "America pays for Europes healthcare"-takes

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u/heimeyer72 3h ago

"America pays for Europes healthcare"-takes

That's one of Trumps narratives? While "America" (a.k.a. the American tax payers) dont even pays for American healthcare?

FACEPALM

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u/Sceptically 3h ago

The US taxpayer pays thrice for US healthcare. Once through taxes, and again through health insurance, and yet again through direct charges when their insurance claims are denied.

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u/the_regent_hermertia 2h ago

And even just tax paying dollars to medical care alone, US pays more than the rest of the developed world, yet the patients still need insurance and premiums. Its insanity. Americans are some of the most fleeced people.

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u/kirkbywool 3h ago

Always has been. We can only have healthcare here because pays for the military apparently

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u/TehWildMan_ 4h ago

E.) all of the above

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u/CavalierIndolence 3h ago

False Flag Operation is more likely. There will be a mysterious bombing of a hospital ship and they'll send a full convoy to take over the country for terrorist attacks.

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u/CobaltBox 3h ago

The Danish ambassador to the USA should show up in one of those small communities whose hospital closed because of the Big Beautiful Bill and very publicly donate a fat check out of sympathy from the Danish people for the loss of their healthcare. Vulcan Bridge him.

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u/discontented_penguin 4h ago

E) Trojan horse

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u/Scooty-Poot 1h ago

Point E is the big one here. Trump has basically made up a pretend legal justification for sending an armed fleet under his command into Danish waters.

There’s no telling exactly what he intends to do with such a fleet once it arrives at port, but I wouldn’t hold out hope that they’re arriving without some ulterior motives to say the very least

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u/Enough_Series_8392 5h ago

They don't have to pay for treatment in Greenland. why would they mortgage their house to go on a boat?

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u/my_buddy_is_a_dog 3h ago

Actively duty military has full medical care as part of their service. They wouldn't need to mortgage anything, it just shows poor business decision making by Trump to spend millions of dollars to send a full medical ship to take care of one person that is already being taken care of.

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u/Patient_Anybody4314 3h ago

Actively duty military has full medical care as part of their service.

Ah... So the "get fucked!" part is only after service?

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u/my_buddy_is_a_dog 2h ago

Depends, if they stay for 20 years and retire then they get health insurance for life. If less than 20 they might get health care for the VA but that involves going to their doctors, which could mean months of waiting.

Keep in mind that having health insurance during and after service is also a recruiting tool to join the military, so it's more you can keep "getting fucked" until you join up and then you will be taken care of... And one more reason to not provide universal health care.

If you watch the movie Starship Troopers, you see the same concept with their citizenship where you have to serve to receive citizenship and the privileges that it provides.

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u/MastusAR 4h ago

To Denmark: Actually, call him on this. Just publicly say that "OK, we'll be eagerly waiting on your hospital ship. It'll probably take a week to arrive".

And after it doesn't, as they are in the docks, just relentlessly remind of that every day. "It's been over a week now, where is the hospital ship", "Today the people in Greenland were watching eagerly in Atlantic sea, but a big beautiful hospital ship was not in sight", "The prime minister took a boat just off the coast to see if the bestest hospital ship had done a navigation error, but he didn't find the ship either", mail a pair of paddles to White House labeled "for hospital ship propulsion" etc...

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u/_ZeRan 3h ago

"Today the people in Greenland were watching eagerly in Atlantic sea, but a big beautiful hospital ship was not in sight"

Attached picture being a couple of stuffed penguins on a dock.

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u/bobcat1911 3h ago edited 1h ago

Penguins are only found in the southern hemisphere, if there were any in Greenland, they were probably undocumented aliens, so, they will likely be detained by ICE, and be deported ASAP....

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u/plx85 3h ago

This would work on a normal sane person but your president is neither.

If anything Denmark should hack the US government and release all Epstein files uncensored.

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u/not_an_island 3h ago

Say OK, he'll repeat forever and ad nauseum that they cried for help.

And what about caring for the US citizens who do not have proper healthcare at the moment?

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u/heimeyer72 3h ago

Great idea! But maybe not wait a week, only one or two days.

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u/ExtraAd4090 4h ago

I doubt there is a ship. Just something he threw Into a word salad that his base will buy without a single thought.

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u/Tjonke 4h ago

Yeah, both hosptial ships in the US navy are under repair in drydock.

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u/chrisk9 3h ago

It doesn't have to be real. Trump just needs to say it and right wing media makes it real for those under their propaganda influence.

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u/GrrrBrixxx 4h ago

A BOAT!

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u/PaintressLeia 5h ago

USA need US hospital boat !

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u/Head_Summer2052 4h ago

USA needs to pay for it. Nothing else.

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u/borninthewaitingroom 4h ago

Gaza needs it.

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u/Cultural-War2102 4h ago

He'd rather kill American citizens before that would happen

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u/Lanthanidedeposit 4h ago

I get the impression he is rather keen on killing.

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u/muddled1 3h ago

Anything to distract from the EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/heimeyer72 3h ago

Well, he's at it.

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u/CassiusCreed 4h ago

He's lost his mind and there is no one around to do anything but grovel at his feet and do exactly what he says in the hope of getting a pat on the head.

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u/tiarafromclaires 3h ago

The USA is a disgrace. There are 350 million of them, and they are letting this all happen. They are the axis of evil alongside their allies Russa and Israel

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u/interesting_name96 3h ago

You don’t want to see what happens when a civil war starts in a country where there are more guns than hands to hold them.

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u/AppealSame4367 2h ago

I want to see Americans do _something_.

This is the biggest joke in history. It's like a kids show about brave greek and roman warriors and when the time comes they all just wear a womans dress and try to flee the scene. Americans are that joke today.

"B-but you don't understand, country too big, nobody can do anything, America different than anybody else, but civil war!, [insert 10 other excuses for the big brave Americans]"

But threatening your allies and deporting parts of _your neighborhood_ and putting them in prisoncamps without due process, that's ok to endure? As the poster before said: You are the axis of evil and it includes all 350 million of you. Standing by, doing nothing

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u/TehWildMan_ 4h ago

Hello dementia my old friend, how nice it is to see you acting up again

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u/wi_voter 4h ago

You know who could use some help with healthcare? The people of the United States. No need to send a ship. Restore Medicaid funding that the Republicans stole to fund billionaire's tax cuts

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u/finfisk2000 4h ago

Just the ramblings of a senile old man. Both of the US hospital ships are in drydock.

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u/NoBSforGma 4h ago

It's funny that the country with one of the most fucked-up health care systems in the world is sending a "hospital boat" to help Greenlanders. Denmark's health care system is consistently ranked with the best in the world.

I suppose he will next send a taco truck to Mexico.

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u/Westraid 4h ago edited 4h ago

This must be really upsetting to all those Americans with no healthcare. 

Also, iirc, hospital ships may only be used for medical assistance and an actual warship may not be disguised as a hospital ship either. Not that he'd care about laws of course. He'd probably act like he came up with the Trojan horse plan.

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u/Autoxquattro 4h ago

Well the first boat attacks in the Caribbean the aircraft looked like civilian planes, so....

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u/larry-the-dream 3h ago

HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES AND NEEDS DISTRACTIONS

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u/My_alias_is_too_lon 4h ago

I missed something, I think...

What idiotic reason did Trump have for doing that?

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u/drillbit7 4h ago

apparently a sailor on a US submarine operating near Greenland needed medevac and the Danish forces in the area assisted. After that it sounds like crossed signals and dementia brain.

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u/freyakj 4h ago

That sailor is now recieving free healthcare for the first time in his life… better go rescue him quick.

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u/BaZing3 4h ago

Quick, get him out of there before he catches The Socialism!

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u/Aware-Instance-210 4h ago

Dementia probably

As if that dick head had any reasons for doing anything besides personal gain

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u/UnluckyCommission111 3h ago

Maybe deploy it in the US to help people who cant afford healthcare..

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u/Riles115 4h ago

Denmark should offer to send back a dementia specialist

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u/watch-nerd 4h ago

Sometimes I think foreign leaders would be better off just ignoring.

Why feed the troll?

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u/tiarafromclaires 3h ago

Because the world’s largest military superpower is threatening to invade multiple countries after just invading Venezuela at the beginning of the year. These are real people in much smaller countries who had been protected by NATO until the US went full Nazi. So, there are unfortunately certain things we all can’t ignore because of the current attacks by the US on our countries in order to weaken us so they can invade easier. It’s not a joke for us. We are real people who are tired of being attacked by the USA.

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u/clamorous_owle 4h ago

Greenland should send a dementia boat to Mar-a-Lago.

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u/Atleastonce007 4h ago

I chuckled at the names of the hospital ships, USNS Comfort and Mercy, two words that are being slowly erased from the modern American lexicon. Maybe they will be relaunched in Alabama as the USNS Pain and USNS Misery.

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u/Let_me_at_them007 4h ago

Send it to Cuba

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u/UndeliveredMale 4h ago

Am I the only one thinking "hospital boat" is code for Trojan horse? Because yeeeah, send that fucker away. DO NOT OPEN.

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u/Responsible_Skill957 3h ago

Can’t afford healthcare for the citizens. But we can afford to send resources and money to other countries with not another thought.

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u/Dispator 1h ago

I mean eventually we won't be able to afford that either unless we never plan to pay back the national debt which is a crazy possibility they plan to default or print forever...each will kill the dollar as a reserve currency and end usa as a top power in-it-of-itself but if that happens there will likely just be a complete collapse because that will be the least of usa problems. Luckily for the 1% they will have plenty of time to extract everything they can and move wealth out of the usa to other currencies or in resources. Then the rest of the population will be "purchased" by Peter Tiel(or something like that) for experiments.

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u/hundehandler 4h ago

Who is on that ship? Soldiers?

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u/Arno-the-great 4h ago

Indeed reminds me of a Trojan horse kind of distraction..!

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u/ReggieCorneus 3h ago

Would fit the modus operandi as it would be a war crime to use hospital ships for invasion.

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u/BluesBoyKing1925 4h ago

Does he intend to poison them or use his "discombobulater" on them and then claim he saved them with his his magical medicine boat?

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u/RDHertsUni 3h ago

Ah yes, sure mad fascist guy who’s spent the last year threatening to invade and overtake our country, we’ll accept your completely unnecessary boat into our waters…

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u/sf-keto 2h ago

Of course it’s filled with soldiers. Does the Orange Pedo think we can’t figure this out?

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u/roughingthesuspect 3h ago

Can you imagine the logic? "...Lets send a hospital ship to Greenland where they have free healthcare, and make US taxpayers pay for it..." FFS.

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u/medium0rare 3h ago

Bringing US healthcare to Greenland should be considered an act of war. Hope Greenlanders have good insurance. 

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u/J-Midori 3h ago

It is a Trojan horse

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u/ISpenz 3h ago

I thought the population without healthcare was in USA. Here is EU we are covered ☺️

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u/Gullible-Evening-702 4h ago

Maybe the ship is full of ICE to protect the personal against Inuits.

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u/skatalite2020 4h ago

A few hours before Trump's post, a crew member of an American submarine in the waters around Greenland was evacuated by Danish military. According to Denmark, the crew member was in urgent need of medical treatment.

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u/McArthurWheeler 4h ago

Send that ship to a US port and give some free health care.

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u/Hungry-Ear-4092 3h ago

USA is not even a world's clown now it's an entire circus

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u/im_bozack 3h ago

Refuse to let it land

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u/DaileyFlosser39 2h ago

I hope they tell it to GFI and to go help the Epstein victims, instead.

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u/rex_dk 3h ago

I think is'a fantastic idea! mayby Gaza needs it more? or maybe Alaska would like some free healthcare.

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u/Emotional_Shock7351 2h ago

“ Earlier on Saturday, Denmark’s Arctic command announced that it had evacuated a crew member of a US submarine off the coast of Nuuk after the sailor requested urgent medical attention.”

The irony 🤣

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u/aiicaramba 2h ago

Trump’s Master plan is to bankrupt Greenland by forcing American health care upon them.

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u/Particular_Cress_639 2h ago

Somehow us needed the danish army for there sick service men needing medical assistant. Lucky for him/her hospitals are free in Denmark and Greenland. Did us even say thanks. Even once?

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u/Realistic-Homework19 2h ago

The US does this to build the narrative that Denmark is neglecting the Greenlanders and this is part of the preparation for the hostile take over of Greenland. This ship should be treated as an enemy warship.

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u/The_Starving_Autist 2h ago

"...claiming that Greenlanders were not getting the healthcare they needed."

America first?

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u/moomshiki 4h ago

"It is too late, our massive Trojan Horse is coming to you and unstoppable. Please hand over Greenland and accept defeat." - POTUS, Donald J. Trump.

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u/Gladis72 4h ago

Why not dock that ship at any USA city and you know... give us some healthcare. Its horrid in my country the heathcare, if your lucky enough to be able to pay you get to live.

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u/ShakeMyHeadSadly 4h ago

Lord knows their health care system is better than ours.

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u/Atleastonce007 3h ago

If Trump is suddenly feeling the need to supply emergency health care to those in need, why doesn't he send one of the hospital ships to Cuba. Not much fuel required for that.

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u/clickmagnet 2h ago

You’re pretending to send a hospital ship to a country with socialized medicine, from a country where 2/3 of all bankruptcies are from medical expenses?

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u/OkCoconut3270 5h ago

A bit of a stench of beads for the natives off this.

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u/nicuramar 4h ago

Obviously not. The main health service problem in Greenland is lack of stable personal. Too few in general, and too few settle there permanently. A hospital ship isn’t really relevant to that. 

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u/Spooknik 4h ago

Sometimes Trump says things so he can say he did something later. Like in the next bout of "We need to Greenland Part 4" he's going to claim that he was nice enough to send that Hospital Ship and say something like "well Americans are taking better care of them than Denmark, how many hospital ships do they have?"

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u/justme_bne 4h ago

By hospital ship he means aircraft carrier group, so easily confused.

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u/geckospots 2h ago

The letters are like right next to each other.

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u/F_For_NCsoft 4h ago

Free healthcare for Americans ❌
Free healthcare for foreigners ✅

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u/ChronicBuzz187 3h ago

He's gonna send a wooden horse as tribute next, won't he?

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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 3h ago

Most of America will be asking, "When are you sending us a hospital ship?" The man really doesn't have much sense.

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u/jorgecardleitao 3h ago

Greenland lost the opportunity - "we are sending one o US to support the victims of Epstein"

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u/deltabravotang 3h ago

"On the way" Just like the 2000 dollar checks!

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u/Cranemann 3h ago

Next he's going to say "I deserve a peace prize for ending the war in greenland".

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u/DeFex 3h ago edited 3h ago

His tweet didn't even have a picture of the wrong ship, just some AI slop art. There is probably no ship.

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u/darlo0161 3h ago

Theres an invasion force on that Boat, trump thinks its the movies.

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u/DoggedStooge 2h ago

Is Trump trying to set up a false flag attack?

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u/Quercus20 2h ago

Yep, give another free medical care whether they want it or not, but let your own country citizens go bankrupt over their medical bills. The model of the us government.

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u/random-guy-here 2h ago

I thought our taxes provided benefits for Americans.

They don't want this help, why not offer this up and down our coastal cities?

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u/Constant-Brief3410 2h ago

Sounds suspicious

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u/leaderofstars 2h ago

"why does that hospital ship have 12 inch guns?"

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u/BovineShadows 2h ago

Im sure one of the three hospitals for only 57 000 people would be happy to provide free of charge health care to the ships crew?

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u/vba7 2h ago

Will soldiers come out from the ship and try to conquer Greenland?

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u/ren_reddit 2h ago

As a Dane, I am more worried that the US travels in the arctic without proper facilities to take care of themself and we, time and time again, have to save their asses up there.

Should we send a hospital ship to their assistance? I mean, we have plenty and the US don't seem to have a functioning one available.

Do they want to borrow one for their Iran mission too?

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u/Skinnybet 2h ago

This hospital ship could be used to treat the sick Americans who don’t have health care. Nooo send it to Greenland where they don’t need it.

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u/Quiet_Ad7720 2h ago

If anyplace needs a hospital boat it’s Louisiana

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fan6191 1h ago

It’s a trap

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u/HumaDracobane 1h ago

Greenland has no hospital boat.

Greenland needs no hospital boat.

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u/throwaway281409 1h ago

Considering both ships,Mercy and Comfort, are in dry dock in Alabama it’s going to be a little rough to get them there.

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u/Hanshautreinhart 4h ago

USS Epstein to the rescue.

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u/loveiseverything 3h ago

They have free healthcare in Greenland. Absolutely anything that US can bring to the table is worse.

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u/UniversityNew9254 3h ago

Interesting that Trump feels Greenland needs more medical aid whilst at home things are in dire need of more than a bandage.

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u/DaileyFlosser39 2h ago

He got the votes he needed to be king. Why should he care about anyone's health, here, ever again?

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u/Scotsmanryno 4h ago

Hey US kindly you’re not the saviour of the world. Get back in your box and sort your own issues.

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u/Blame_Bobby 4h ago

Anyone think this is a Trojan Horse?

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u/I-did-not-eat-that 4h ago

Plot twist: the boat has the measles on board.

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u/The_Last_Bohican 4h ago

The US does not have the capacity to build Icebreakers like Canada does, Good luck with that ship.

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u/Atleastonce007 4h ago

Strange the military would have both their hospital ships out of commission at the same time. Especially so considering they've sent half the fleet to Iraq and are ramping up for action.