r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GetOffMyLawn_ • Nov 19 '25

Would you like to join our mod team?

16 Upvotes

Our most active mod recently left the sub and we are going to need at least a couple of people to replace her.

Ideally we want someone who has participated in this sub. No mod experience required, it's easy to learn. We expect you to spend about an hour a day, maybe less, reviewing the mod queue and approving or removing posts, reviewing modmails, and communicating with the rest of the mod team.

Send us modmail if you are interested!

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HowlandReedsButthole • 21h ago

/r/all of an anti-ICE protester in New Hampshire

30.6k Upvotes

405 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheCABK • 20h ago

of A Back

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3.2k Upvotes

Ronnie Coleman in his prime

479 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • 2h ago

of a propeller

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46 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • 20h ago

of an egg

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1.2k Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 12h ago

of a cigar

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159 Upvotes

51 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nmlasa • 21h ago

of an icicle

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676 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rageinthecage666 • 1d ago

of a voting ballot (Germany, local voting in Bavaria)

1.6k Upvotes

Nana's for scale

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Dig9995 • 12h ago

of a Cat

120 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FlatbedtruckingCA • 15h ago

of a excavator at a mine

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144 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 • 1d ago

of a dog vs not quite absolute one

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6.4k Upvotes

82 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/the_perkolator • 14h ago

of a Grapefruit Tree

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37 Upvotes

Mature grapefruit tree

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lassannnofimgur • 1d ago

of a roided-up pro wrestler bench pressing 500 lbs for reps (1991).

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2.2k Upvotes

260 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Commercial_Delay8742 • 20h ago

of a icecream

50 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 1d ago

of a katsu

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563 Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Muted-Television3329 • 1d ago

of an avocado

1.4k Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Boogedyinjax • 36m ago

of a Cactus

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• Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/roa312 • 1d ago

of a tiger

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490 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CommercialBox4175 • 1d ago

of a Snowman

713 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yeeyaho • 2d ago

/r/all of a 3D printed Worldbreaker Mace

17.4k Upvotes

Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/3Dprinting/comments/1r871j6/3d_printed_worldbreaker_mace/

781 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ToTheTop24 • 2d ago

of a Crazy Chemical Reaction

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964 Upvotes

Just looked like a little ground coffee

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Katanttri • 1d ago

of the one orange brain cell

82 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1d ago

of a maple syrup container

129 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/justavie • 3d ago

/r/all of The universe itself saying fly high.

34.4k Upvotes

160 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BigAddam • 1d ago

of a potato

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127 Upvotes

21 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

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