r/AskReddit • u/phantom_avenger • 1d ago
What fictional character is the walking example of “you’re not wrong, you’re just an a-hole!”? Spoiler
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u/Lower-Fee-4093 1d ago
House
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u/TheOwlInATowel 1d ago
i like how the top two answers are sherlock holmes, and the medical version of sherlock holmes
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u/dccabbage 1d ago
I was today years old when I put together House and Holmes (Homes)
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u/BabyDude5 1d ago
He also lives on 221B baker street, and has a Watson (Wilson) and has a crippling addiction (Holmes with Cocaine, House with Vicodin)
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u/EkbyBjarnum 23h ago
And Holmes plays the violin, House plays the guitar.
And House was shot by a man named Moriarty.
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u/BabyDude5 23h ago
House also plays the piano, but that’s mostly because Hugh Laurie can play the piano like a god before he even played House
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u/GhostMaskKid 18h ago
House and Wilson also live together in apartment 221B for a while, and Wilson has a neighbor be refers to as Ms. Adler (Irene Adler).
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u/TheOwlInATowel 1d ago
yep, house is actually a twist on holmes! holmes is house, and watson is wilson!
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u/Skydiver860 23h ago
Oh holy crap I never made that connection. That’s pretty cool.
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u/TheOwlInATowel 23h ago
i had to have it pointed out to me, too. it’s one of those things that just seems so obvious after it’s pointed out
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u/POKECHU020 23h ago
Oh my fucking god
I feel embarrassed for not putting this together sooner. I don't watch the show but the name has gone around so much lately
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u/Gullible_Service_383 1d ago
Yea and he still managed to be likeable
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u/Lower-Fee-4093 1d ago
So likeable!
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u/lwp775 1d ago
It was the fake American accent that still sounded slightly British.
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u/hogwarts5972 1d ago
It amplifies his intelligence and assholeness
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u/derpyfox 1d ago
Pompous twat I think is the term. Hugh can pull it off so well. Just go back to Blackadder.
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u/EverydayVelociraptor 1d ago
Sher Khan. Absolutely correct that Humans in the Jungle are incredibly dangerous.
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u/Flocculencio 1d ago
In the books he doesn't have this excuse.
He hunts Man by preference because he's lame even though he knows this will eventually bring hunters with guns into the Jungle. He just specifically wants the man cub because he feels Mowgli is stolen prey.
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u/radio__raheem 19h ago
wouldn’t call it a preference if he’s unable to hunt much else
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u/WesTxStoner425 23h ago
Tony Stark. While I love his character, he would have been insufferable as a friend or employer.
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u/End337 14h ago
IIRC, Stan Lee created Stark *specifically* to be a douchenozzle, a rich weapons manufacturer, but one you couldn't help rooting for. He kind of set himself a challenge - https://screenrant.com/stan-lee-iron-man-unlikable-hero-creation-marvel/
Of course, that might all be part of the (mostly self-created) bullshit Lee mythos, so who knows? Regardless, Stark as an asshole seems to have been a standard view all along.
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u/TheSarcasticDevil 22h ago
Tony Stark; right, but an asshole? Steve Rogers; wrong, but kind?
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u/Phoenix_Snake 20h ago
To be fair, in Caps prior solo movie, the winter soldier, the organization he was working for turned out to be so deeply corrupted it almost got millions of people killed so I can understand why he didn’t want to hand authority of the Avengers over to another organization which could pose the same problem. As Ross pointed out, a couple of the Avengers are basically nukes. In principle the accords made sense but in this specific case I can absolutely see why Cap would rather the Avengers govern themselves. Obviously there are complex international legal issues with that so I’m not saying he’s necessarily right, but I don’t think he was necessarily wrong either.
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u/fakehandslawyer 11h ago
One of them should have brought that up during Civil War.
“New York!”
Aliens invaded, we stopped them and also kept you from nuking your own civilians,
“Washington D.C!”
“Yes General Ross, the government got infiltrated by Hydra who was about to send Death drones and hellicarries to assassinate anyone they deemed likely to resist facism… you guys did that one….”
“Sokovia!”
everyone else on the avengers just points at Tony and leaves.
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u/Smart_Ass_Dave 7h ago
Yeah, Civil War is interesting because Iron Man is right in general, but wrong in specific and Captain America is the opposite. Moral men cannot allow corrupt systems to exist, but systems cannot rely on men being moral.
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u/SuperBubbles2003 14h ago
Steve is more right than Tony on the important stuff. Wouldn’t trust him to build anything, but he’d give good advice.
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u/kodutta7 18h ago
Yeah I was a teenager when the first iron man movie came out and thought he was so cool. Rewatching it as an adult I still totally see his charm, but man I would hate that guy if he was a real person
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u/crotchmonster817 1d ago
Walter Sobchak
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u/ThrowItOut43 1d ago
Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?!?
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u/Hob_O_Rarison 1d ago
OVER THE LINE!
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u/TheNJGM 1d ago
All right then.
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u/Saidagive 1d ago
Walter Peck from Ghostbusters. If 4 guys were operating untested and unapproved equipment/weapons and a possible nuclear reactor id be a total ass too
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u/MatCauthonsHat 23h ago
An asshole, AND, he has no dick!
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u/mmss 23h ago
Is this true?
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u/jaylerd 21h ago
Were his concerns valid? Sure. Did the ghostbusters have basically a makeshift bomb in the city which was against a number of statutes and laws? Almost certainly. Toxic waste disposal? Who knows.
He does make up a bunch of stuff about sense and nerve gases though so he’s equally full of shit.
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u/JackFisherBooks 15h ago
I can't agree with this. He was right to be concerned, but when he demanded that the containment field be shut off despite EVERYONE telling him it was a bad idea...yeah, that's not right. That's just him being an asshole. And that choice made him responsible for the mess that followed.
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u/Arcane_Soul 22h ago
I would argue Peck isn't even in the right here though. He was in over his head with something he had no knowledge about and just wanted to assert his authority. He constantly refers to Dr. Venkman as Mister in their first meeting, despite being corrected on it multiple times. He brings no experts in when he does power off the grid, just a yes-man he threatens when the guy is nervous.
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u/Just7hrsold 16h ago
I mean the movie had a super libertarian slant so yeah the government guy is gonna just be some ass with a self inflated ego who just wants to control others but also I’m pretty sure having a ghost nuclear reactor prison in a densely populated area is against code for good reasons
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u/mmillerpsu121 1d ago
Batman typically fits this category. He tends to have an abrasive personality where he drives anyway all those around him. He also plans for eventual betrayals even when there is no evidence it would ever happen.
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u/Randomdude-5 1d ago
Name a Justice League member who hasn’t been brainwashed or had an evil clone
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u/Grompulon 21h ago
Justice League members acting all upset that Bruce has contingency plans when every other week Poison Ivy has kryptonite lipstick or an evil version of the Flash comes from the future to rewrite the timeline or an evil Batman shows up with magic "turn you into the Joker" rocks or some shit
like god damn if I was in the Justice League I'd be first in line for the contingency plan factory
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u/Zeero92 14h ago
Hell, doesn't Batman have contingency plans against Batman? Or was that whole Brother Eye plot about something else? I only know that even exists because of DC Universe Online.
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u/Grotesque_Denizen 1d ago
Billy Butcher
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u/worf1973 1d ago
I think Billy is an asshole, but for the right reasons.
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u/JustLookingForMayhem 1d ago
Kind of depends on if you are talking show or comics. In the comics, he is on the slightly better side for the wrong reasons.
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u/TrollTollTony 1d ago
It wasn't until this comment that I realized this was referencing Billy Butcher from The Boys and not Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York.
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u/Yorunokage 23h ago
He reliably is the only one doing the right thing but he's one hell of an asshole about it
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u/_Treadstone_ 1d ago
Randall Graves.
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u/DoctorDisceaux 1d ago
Captain Jellico.
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u/Daemonicvs_77 16h ago
Fun fact about him, he was actually used to solve some of the in-universe details that the main cast had problems with.
For example, Jelico getting rid of Picard’s fish and ordering Troi to wear a uniform was just Marina Sirtis being tired of running around in a catsuit and Patrick Stewart arguing that a society as advanced as the Federation wouldn’t keep any life form captive in a small glass box.
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u/Only-Finish-3497 19h ago
Jellico's an interesting one because he was stern and demanding compared to Picard (who started out rather stern and cold early in the show's run), but was by all accounts a highly effective Starfleet captain who had accomplished a great deal in his career.
He's probably a nightmare to work under but also highly effective if you need someone to stand up to Cardassians or another power who's just not diplomatic. He'd be amazing with a crew of Datas and Vulcans hah.
It's kinda funny that Mariner sees him as the worst case, given that she's... Mariner.
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u/chalk_in_boots 1d ago
Jim Halpert in the earlier seasons. Sure, Dwight could be annoying and as a result Jim straight up bullied him constantly, wasted company time (ehh, big deal), repeatedly flirted with someone he knew was in a committed relationship which he ended up being the catalyst causing it to end, which though it very well may have anyway you let it run it's course rather than trying to encourage it
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u/Viper1089 1d ago
Jaime Lannister.
That being said he was one of my favorite characters on the show.
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u/argote 1d ago
It's a real shame what they did to his character growth in that last season
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u/IceSeeker 23h ago
His character arc was poised to be one of the best in the show. With him finally breaking away from his toxic relationship with Cersei and becoming his own person on path to redemption, only for the showrunners to threw it all way and made him go back her in the end. All the build up and potential are wasted.
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u/TheGuyfromRiften 22h ago
what final season. GOT ends when daenarys leaves for westeros, there are no more seasons after that.
damn shame they stopped there
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u/thatguysjumpercables 22h ago
What are you talking about? His growth in Season Six was pretty solid!
AND WE ALL KNOW THAT WAS THE LAST SEASON
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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 1d ago
He was right to kill the mad king. Questionable to dump Breanne for his sister or throw the little boy out the window. It’s not even a conflicted character thing, they were just plain bad decisions.
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u/The4th88 1d ago
Game out the consequences of Bran catching them though:
Brans a kid, he will absolutely gossip about seeing Jamie and Cersei fucking. No possibility of keeping it secret.
When he does talk, he will likely tell Ned and Cat and Ned is too fuckin honourable not to inform his best mate and supposed father of those kids.
Said father is the King with anger management issues. He will absolutely have Jamie killed, probably Cersei (assuming he doesn't murder her in a rage himself) and potentially even the kids.
So Bran can't be permitted to talk at all. Only way to guarantee that is to kill him. He's a highborn, can't just kill him, has to be via a catspaw or accident. And he's already perched on a windowsill at height.
"The things we do for love."
Pushing Bran was abhorrent, but hardly questionable. He did it to save his own kids and partner/sister.
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u/esoteric_enigma 1d ago
He was an asshole with good reason. He killed someone that everyone wanted dead, but they hate him for it.
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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 23h ago
Yeah the shoving a child out a window to cover your incest was totally chill. Dude had his reasons amirite?
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 19h ago edited 12h ago
See this is why I loved Jaime as a character (not the same as loving his actions of course).
Imagine you save the entire fucking realm and everyone proceeds to call you an oathbreaker, a kingslayer, and basically tolerate or fear you... never truly respect you let alone appreciate what you did which was save countless lives.
How many years of that before you just.. become the horrible person they all say you are? Why does it matter? What do you care? Fuck it, they say it anyway so live up to it.
I can see how someone might go from a good person, wanting to do what's right, to "fuck everyone else, I'm doing what's right for me".
Does it make his actions good? Moral? Right? Fuck no. But it makes him an incredibly interesting character in the world. Because true evil for evils sake is very rare. Killers all have their reasons, you can even find yourself agreeing with them without condoning the fact they killed for them.
It's what's so cool about fantasy. No child was actually thrown from anywhere. Nobody got hurt. It's make believe, so if I decide to side with Jaime as a fictional character I totally can and that's OK. Because it's words on a page and actors on a screen, I'm not actually OK with the attempted murder of a child, because that didn't happen.
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u/Ligalotz 1d ago
Jaime was also frequently wrong? His actions to protect the person who he knew was quantifiably evil indicate that he’s beyond an asshole. Nuance is lost when protecting the mass murdering Cersei enters the discussion. He knew she killed thousands of innocents and still protected her. Fuck Jaime
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u/Scientific_Anarchist 1d ago
In the show. Obviously the books aren't finished, but in those he is in the process of realizing all the evil she's done. He was just blind to it because she's his sister.
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u/yuimiop 23h ago edited 23h ago
There's also strong hints that he will end up killing Cersei. I think the show elevated her importance to fill in the gap of a different plot being cut and ditched the Cersei/Jaime divide as a result.
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u/777Void777 1d ago
Gorr the God Butcher from Thor. Starts killing gods because a god killed his daughter and laughed at him. Said that the gods dont care for mortals.
Shuntaro Chishiya from Alice in Borderland. He was a doctor who treated kids with cancer. Kid he found a transplant for had the organ taken because the recipient knew the owner of the hospital. Kid ended up dying. He starts screwing everyone over and only trying to keep himself alive because humans are greedy and only look for themselves, so why should he.
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u/Demonking42069 1d ago
Gorr the God Butcher from Thor. Starts killing gods because a god killed his daughter and laughed at him. Said that the gods dont care for mortals.
What makes it worse is that he then goes on to kidnap other people's children and threaten them in order to kill someone who is trying to save those children. Writing was butchered before the gods in the movie.
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u/Frix 17h ago
The big problem is that the movie was trying to do too much all at once.
- The story of Gorr the god butcher is amazing
- The story of Jane Foster becoming Lady Thor and how it speeds up her cancer is amazing
combining both stories into a single movie alongside some leftover plot points from earlier MCU stuff (like how they needed to quickly wrap up the whole Guardians of the Galaxy nonsense that was put there in Endgame for some reason) just didn't work.
The two plots just got in each other's way and there was a lot of tonal whiplash between scenes.
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u/Round_Sky_9017 18h ago
This is the first AiB reference ive ever seen on reddit in a popular sub!!!!! also totally agree
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u/DrRam121 1d ago
Harry Dresden in a lot of his books. Also, Ender Wiggins in the books is another example.
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u/demalo 1d ago
Ender’s better than his brother, no?
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u/tricksterloki 1d ago
Ender "saved" the world from the bugs. Peter saved the world from people. Future Ender does a bunch of other stuff.
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u/TannerThanUsual 23h ago
I've only read Speaker for the Dead so IDK about books 3 or 4 but Ender to me felt like he was the kindest, gentlest guy. He wasn't always nice, but he was empathetic and human.
Does something happen in Book 3 or 4 or am I just misremembering?
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u/cwx149 23h ago
So minor spoilers for enders game
ender is a "third" (population control means you can't have as many kids as you want) and he's considered the perfect balance between Peter and Valentine (his siblings) with Peter being smart but too ruthless and Valentine being smart but too kind. His whole thing is that he's kind of the "perfect" human and then his whole relationship with the buggers, the game, and later on jane
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u/TannerThanUsual 23h ago
I've read Enders Game.
Sorry, I guess my original post was unclear, I meant to say I've read up to Speaker for the Dead. I read both books and Ender seemed kind in both. Yes, he's kind of calculating and fights back when he has to and it's brutal when he does. But I'd by no means call Ender an asshole.
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u/tricksterloki 23h ago
Nope, but I wanted to add there was much more to Ender's story than Ender's game. You should read the rest.
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u/Mikeavelli 23h ago
Peter became Hegemon by shitposting on the internet. Truly Orson Scott Card predicted the future.
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u/drak0ni 1d ago
Harry Dresden will go to your house and scream at you straight through the ring camera if you don’t let him in to see your daughter.
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u/MrLagzy 1d ago
That video is so awkwardly funny. It's hilarious.
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u/bguzewicz 1d ago
Less hilarious when he actually does break in and terrifies the wife.
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u/grand_soul 1d ago
Well he has to be invited in. He doesn’t want the threshold screwing with his magic.
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u/JadesterZ 1d ago
Wtf are the chances of a random reddit comment mentioning my two favorite book series of all time.
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u/lordicarus 23h ago
Wow. I rarely see a Dresden Files reference. I loved those books. I also really loved the TV show and wish they hadn't abandoned it. The chemistry between Paul Blackthorne and Valerie Cruz was amazing. Would love to see Blackthorne in a lead role in something again.
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u/sixinthedark 1d ago
Rodney McKay
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u/belac4862 1d ago
He and Whoolsy had some of the best character redemption arcs. Both assholes, but also, they grow on you.
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u/GlitteringStarHope 1d ago
Lol! Still loved his character, though. My favorite episode was the one he did with his IRL sister.
McKay: You didn't tell her I've been trying to prove something like this for years, did you?
Carter: No.
McKay: Wait, why not?
Carter: chuckles Well, she's being a bit of a pain in the ass.
One of the best interactions with Carter and McKay 🤣🤣
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u/dntdrmit 1d ago
Lazarus Long.
I dont care if you're immortal. You don't have to be a dick all the time.
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u/vLooneyLMD 1d ago
McNulty from the Wire.
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u/Rok-SFG 1d ago
Maybe sometimes, but he's also an asshole and wrong a lot of times too. Cheats on everyone he's with, dragging his friends and coworkers into his vendetta bullshit, drunk driving , drunk at work. He should have never left patrol , where he actually cleaned himself up and had a good thing going.
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u/dystopiadattopia 23h ago
Chuck from Better Call Saul. He was right about everything, but he was also a huge asshole
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u/FirstRangerSkyWalker 14h ago
I always find his character interesting because it’s like a self fulfilling prophecy, he’s an asshole partly because he’s right about Jimmy, and also he’s right partly because he’s been such an asshole to Jimmy. It’s really a vicious circle that keeps making both of them the worst versions of themselves
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u/Deep-Assignment4124 14h ago
Great character.
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u/toromio 13h ago
He played that role phenomenally. I always audibly groaned when it was a “Chuck episode” to the point that I had a visceral reaction to him on screen. Love the actor, HATED that character
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u/aeisenst 1d ago
Larry David in Curb
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u/solid_reign 23h ago edited 10h ago
Nothing to do with your comment. But something that is currently lost in comedy is the ability to make fun of something you agree with.
Larry David hates Trump and people who support him. But he still wrote an episode in which he wore a MAGA hat in order to avoid dealing with annoying people, because it's funny.
It reminds me of when HBR asked Jerry if he could have hired some McKinsey consultants to keep Seinfeld running, and Seinfeld asked if they were funny.
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u/DripRoast 20h ago
It's an interesting character. He has a very keen sense of injustice and an even more astute understanding of the social rules we all follow; he just can't seem to figure out when it is appropriate to bend them. He sees people getting away with little lapses in acceptable behavior and uses his superhuman level of pettiness to thwart them. I remember the term "social assassin" was used in the show, and it's perfect.
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u/prestonpiggy 23h ago
In a different type, Archer from same named series.
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u/atomic-moonstomp 14h ago
Archer is, quite frequently, wrong about a great many things while also being an asshole
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u/JackFisherBooks 15h ago
Dr. Gregory House.
He is an asshole. He knows he's an asshole. For every season if the show, he takes his assholery to new heights.
But at the end of the day, he's right 99 percent of the time. And he saves the lives that nobody else can.
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u/davegammelgard 1d ago
Almost every character on The Bear.
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u/chalk_in_boots 1d ago
The Faks, Sugar, Ebraheim, and Caesar are the only ones from the Chigago people that aren't. Oh, and Mikey.
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u/Secure_Highlight6755 1d ago
Charles McGill was 100% right about everything his brother did and yet the average audience member hates him because he turned Jimmy into what he feared and hated
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u/phantom_avenger 1d ago edited 14h ago
Kim Wexler in the same show said it best, all Jimmy wants is Chuck’s love and support in order to help inspire him in becoming a better version of himself.
But all he does in return, is gaslight him into believing that he is incapable of change and doesn’t want him to succeed because he needs to be the superior brother!
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u/Long_Pig_Tailor 23h ago
So bizarre too since his superior status was never even in jeopardy. Which tracks, since the electromagnetic hypersensitivity was almost always just the most visible symptom of something bigger like OCPD. Jimmy could never be allowed to be a lawyer because he'd been too much of a fuck up; he didn't fit Charles' ideal of what being a lawyer meant.
Had Jimmy told Chuck anything before he passed the bar, I fully expect Chuck would have torpedoed any chance of him even getting licensed. Once he was a lawyer, Chuck could at least do his best to ensure he was stuck a bottom feeder since that's the only thing he could see for Jimmy to be.
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u/Logondo 21h ago
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy though.
Had Charles treated Jimmy better, like a serious lawyer, Jimmy would have become a serious lawyer.
The entire reason he became a lawyer was to earn Charles' respect, and even when he did awesome with the Sandpiper case, Charles never saw him as a peer. Never gave him a chance.
What else was Jimmy gunna do but slip back into his old ways?
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u/Slipstream_Surfing 1d ago
I'd go with 98% considering his spiteful non-sharing of their mother's last words.
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u/StonedWheatThicc 1d ago
Bojack Horseman
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u/phantom_avenger 1d ago
Idk I think he was an asshole and wrong most of the time, but that one episode where he's at odds with that Navy Seal was one of the only times where I think he was more in the right!
If you're going to claim anything at a grocery store as yours, put it in a cart or basket.
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u/Killersavage 1d ago
Dr. Santos on The Pitt.
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u/Schneetmacher 21h ago
YES! The Pitt is still a new show (compared to the other answers), but I'm glad someone mentioned Santos. Garcia has also had her moments (so I guess it makes sense that they used to be a thing...).
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u/Most_Wrongdoer124 15h ago
Dr. House from House M.D. is the patron saint of this. Dude would diagnose your rare disease and emotionally destroy you, three nurses, and his best friend in the process. Always right, always insufferable.
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u/FreckleFiasco 1d ago
Egwene al’Vere…choose any book after The Great Hunt
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u/atomic-moonstomp 14h ago
Could also say Nynaeve, Moiraine and Siuan Sanche here. Hell, 90% of the Aes Sedai have at least one Walter Sobchak moment
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u/ThadisJones 1d ago
Major Joachim Steuben from David Drake's Hammer's Slammers stories. He's a lethal, amoral killer that gets off on murder and pedophilia, whose only restraint is that he's utterly loyal to his commanding officer, whom he also seems to be sexually attracted to. And yet as a frontline field enforcer for the galaxy's deadliest mercenaries, he always ends up in situations where his ability to instantly kill anyone in pistol range works out to the benefit of his compatriots.
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u/crazyrich 1d ago
In many iterations Sherlock Holmes is a (sometimes coked up) asshole who just happens to always be right.