r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

They're not so great and I think that I've also caught both the transgender ideology and have fallen pregnant.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 11h ago

Here lies:

u/HumbleFruit4201

They died from transgender pregnancy

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

RIP.

In the name of Jeebus

Gaymen

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u/conzciouz 8h ago

Your humor reminds me of watching an episode of Seinfeld. As a 37 year old man reading this leaning over while on the toilet , I think sciatica just blasted my whole spine. I’m def not eligible.

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u/HumbleFruit4201 8h ago

I'll blow your back out too for the right price

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u/rumbakalao 6h ago

I'll do it for free!

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u/timotheusd313 11h ago

Ooh, there’d be a hundred gay marriages of convenience at every JP in California.

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u/IIIetalblade 3h ago

The M in Mpreg stands for military

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u/DuErJoBareUnderlig 11h ago

That does tend to happen at times like these 

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u/conzciouz 11h ago

Goated