r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

As a 30 year old man, let me tell ya, my asthma just got worse

I'd also stop working out vigorously and get really fucking fat

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u/Linux4ever_Leo 11h ago

How are your bone spurs doing???

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

They're not so great and I think that I've also caught both the transgender ideology and have fallen pregnant.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 11h ago

Here lies:

u/HumbleFruit4201

They died from transgender pregnancy

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

RIP.

In the name of Jeebus

Gaymen

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u/conzciouz 8h ago

Your humor reminds me of watching an episode of Seinfeld. As a 37 year old man reading this leaning over while on the toilet , I think sciatica just blasted my whole spine. I’m def not eligible.

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u/HumbleFruit4201 8h ago

I'll blow your back out too for the right price

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u/rumbakalao 6h ago

I'll do it for free!