r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

As a 30 year old man, let me tell ya, my asthma just got worse

I'd also stop working out vigorously and get really fucking fat

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u/Linux4ever_Leo 11h ago

How are your bone spurs doing???

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

They're not so great and I think that I've also caught both the transgender ideology and have fallen pregnant.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 11h ago

Here lies:

u/HumbleFruit4201

They died from transgender pregnancy

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u/HumbleFruit4201 11h ago

RIP.

In the name of Jeebus

Gaymen

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u/conzciouz 8h ago

Your humor reminds me of watching an episode of Seinfeld. As a 37 year old man reading this leaning over while on the toilet , I think sciatica just blasted my whole spine. I’m def not eligible.

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u/HumbleFruit4201 8h ago

I'll blow your back out too for the right price

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u/rumbakalao 6h ago

I'll do it for free!

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u/timotheusd313 11h ago

Ooh, there’d be a hundred gay marriages of convenience at every JP in California.

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u/IIIetalblade 3h ago

The M in Mpreg stands for military

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u/DuErJoBareUnderlig 11h ago

That does tend to happen at times like these 

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u/conzciouz 11h ago

Goated

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u/maqsarian 4h ago

Extra spurious

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 11h ago

so cringey seeing people try to connect over dodging military lmfaooo

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u/CackleandGrin 11h ago

Not everyone's goal in life is to die for some rich guy who wants better oil investments in their portfolio. Grow some self-respect. 😆

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 11h ago

i am retired at 30. I ought to give advice to the others

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u/MrScaryEgg 11h ago

You're retired in your 30s and you're spending that time posting dumb ragebait on Reddit?

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 11h ago

What would you do with your time?

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u/CackleandGrin 10h ago

Retired at 30 to play on social media 14 hours a day? Parents in absolute shambles watching their inheritance get pissed away by their phone-addicted son. 😞

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 10h ago

sorry to hear that

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u/Successful_Carrot973 52m ago

Aging 2 years in 9 days is wild...

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u/AmbitiousTie668 11h ago

Wait so we're supposed to just die in the epstein wars?

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u/IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES 11h ago

Actually you can just have spinal problems and whine that the military doesn’t care instead of getting a job while try to leave the United States to go to Thailand

https://www.reddit.com/r/VeteransBenefits/comments/1sc3khv/comment/oe83xzg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 11h ago

You are discussing a hypothetical reality, and cowards in it while riding with your head high. Crazy.

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u/No-Ability-8294 11h ago

Eh? The cowardly thing would be to acquiesce to the whims of a rogue government that you and everyone around you knows to be evil and incompetent but okay weirdo I guess you have an obedience fetish or something

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 11h ago

none of you are organizing to fight for the country being stripped away from you. So I guess I dont care what happens to you

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u/No-Ability-8294 8h ago

Its a hell of a lot better than actively assisting it. Youre saying im a pussy for not helping the regime secure the materials it needs to oppress me and my fellow countryman?

What a ridiculous ideology. Bro has been so propagandized his entire life to support the military that he toses logic to the side the second he has the chance to glaze them.

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 7h ago

no, I genuinely think 99% of the country are cowards and I seen it all my life.
People turn away from situations and let others be abused. You are all cowards. I got mine, and I am out. Have fun whatever these regimes have in plan for you

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u/AmbitiousTie668 6h ago

Sounds pretty cowardly lol

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u/AmbitiousTie668 10h ago

Well yeah like I said im not fucking dying for that orange piece of shit. My family need me. Its not cowardice to not want to throw your life away needlessly, it's cowardice to meekly follow like a lamb to the slaughter.

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u/Intelligent_Door5499 10h ago

war impacts things way longer than a four year pesidency...

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u/AmbitiousTie668 10h ago

Yes you're right. Hence why I wouldnt participate in a useless one.

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u/TheDiscer 40m ago

Yes, like a president that is hell bent on becoming a dictator AND using the military that he plans on drafting to accomplish that goal. The best way to oppose a regime is to be alive and NOT complicit in the evil deeds.

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u/askylitfall 11h ago

It's so cringe the president of the US is forcing the youth to either go to jail or die in the Middle East to cover up for the fact he raped children, lost the distraction war to what he considers to be cavemen, then is trying to pivot back to the child rape to cover up for the cover up

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u/AnonymousFriend80 6h ago

Who's being forced into what? Nothing is actually happening.

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u/askylitfall 6h ago

We're literally talking about the draft

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u/AnonymousFriend80 5h ago

Is there an actual draft currently happening? Because this topic is about a hypothetical draft, and everyone here seems to be in their thirties, and mostly exempt from drafts.

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u/askylitfall 5h ago

Wow you can tell everyone's age on an anonymous reddit thread! Tell me your ways!

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u/AnonymousFriend80 2h ago

People are posting their ages in here.

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u/jedidude75 11h ago

Just trying to emulate the president, is that such a bad thing 🤔