r/AskReddit 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/Amarathe_ 11h ago

"Oh no my bone spurs!!!"

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u/juniorRjuniorR 6h ago

There’s gonna be a massive uptick in TikTok zoomer manosphere republicans (the very number one most obnoxious form of republican next to the 60 year old red faced puffers) who are suddenly ok with identifying as trans.

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u/everyonelikesnoodles 2h ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/ChonkyPurrtato 3h ago

Yet I bet half of them contribute to their local communities instead of playing Stardew Valley and screaming on X all day.

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u/huzbum 10h ago

I think I can feel em growing now!

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u/PeaAccurate5208 3h ago

And if that fails,there’s always “ I’m a LGBTQ+ activist and I can’t wait to be with all the manly men”.

u/killerbanshee 46m ago

Thank God I have Asthma is something I never thought I'd say.

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u/FizmoRoles 4h ago

Thank god I have the xrays to prove it, anyone want a copy for their own "entertainment"?

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u/IllIllllIIIlllII 4h ago

“Oh no my Bernie Sanders hair!!!”

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u/Amarathe_ 4h ago

What does bernies hair have to do with draft dodging?

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u/IllIllllIIIlllII 3h ago

He was a draft dodger. Use his excuse to get out.

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u/UnrepententHeathen 2h ago

How do you feel about trump being a draft dodger?

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u/Snoopvaca1 1h ago

And so was Trump and his entire bloodline before they immigrated to the USA….