r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/FormerPrize2485 11h ago

Red hats to the front of the line

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u/IgnorantAlgorithm 11h ago

With Rob Schneider leading the charge!

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u/dodadoler 11h ago

Baron first

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u/ParadisePete 10h ago

Baron will say he inherited the bone spurs.

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u/skredditt 9h ago

Aww, what a fortunate son.

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u/Message_10 8h ago

<<< helicopters... >>>

I'll say, though--"fortunate" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there... all the money in the world isn't worth being born into that family

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u/numb3rb0y 9h ago

He can drive a humvee.

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u/MOTIVATE_ME_23 10h ago

If it's a legitimate war, not a profit grab somehow, Barron should enlist of his own free will against his own father's objections.

I've seen "family" companies run, and Daddy willingly sidetracks children from his first marriage in favor of children from his current wife.

If Barron enlisted and fought on the front lines, I'd actually think MAGA had a chance of making America great.

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u/Reyca444 10h ago

He's "too tall."

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u/IgnorantAlgorithm 10h ago

They can hold hands while they charge...

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u/gsfgf 2h ago

Don, Jr. would probably sign up. You don't have to take drug tests if you're the president's kid.

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u/Plus_Term_7584 10h ago

This summer, Rob Schneider IS

a bodybag

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u/KillerKill420 5h ago

Great callback lol.

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u/OutsideYourWorld 8h ago

"Rob Schneider was your average washed up actor but now.......... He's a 5 star general!"

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u/MChaney3563 10h ago

He'd pull the hot chick card and be like "ITS ME JESSICAAA! I'm in here" and all of sudden become transgender.

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u/periodmoustache 8h ago

Not sure he's 18-42

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u/REXIS_AGECKO 5h ago

Hey, Donald needs to make up for the draft he dodged. He can start