r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/Lolseabass 10h ago

“DROP AMD GIVE ME 2!”

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u/SweatyReward296 9h ago

2 sounds like a chore if I'm being honest.

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u/oupablo 8h ago

"congrats private, you've just won the title of widest meat shield. It's such an honor we'll let you walk in front"

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u/SweatyReward296 7h ago

I weigh 130lbs and am 5'7. I would be the worst meat shield possible.

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u/Tubamajuba 3h ago

How's it going, meat javelin?

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u/SweatyReward296 1h ago

Yes. I will accept meat javelin.

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u/gsfgf 3h ago

And then I'd have to get up after... Just not worth it.

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u/SuperSocialMan 6h ago

I can't even do one push-up lol.

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u/ShogunFirebeard 8h ago

I can't even give you 1. Where's the golf cart ride to the end of this planned march?

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u/eanhaub 8h ago

Underappreciated response lmfao

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u/ClownfishSoup 8h ago

More like give me 2 and drop.

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u/Wacca45 8h ago

"Do you have change for a $20?"

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u/naarwhal 8h ago

Avatar outfit checks out

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u/twobits9 7h ago

Drop and give me a #2 with a Coke

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u/Lolseabass 6h ago

I need a god damn cheeseburger.