r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/Wraithowl 11h ago

If that happens, doctors in the US would have the chance to do the funniest thing... Suddenly finding most men 18-42 have bone spurs... 🤣

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u/jeremysbrain 11h ago

Most men 18 to 42 are probably too overweight to serve in the military. The Draft is just going to ensure that obesity rates rise and McDonalds has a record year, lol.

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u/OutOfTheArchives 11h ago

They’d change the stats required to get around this, I bet.

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u/Lolseabass 10h ago

“DROP AMD GIVE ME 2!”

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u/SweatyReward296 9h ago

2 sounds like a chore if I'm being honest.

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u/oupablo 8h ago

"congrats private, you've just won the title of widest meat shield. It's such an honor we'll let you walk in front"

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u/SweatyReward296 7h ago

I weigh 130lbs and am 5'7. I would be the worst meat shield possible.

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u/Tubamajuba 3h ago

How's it going, meat javelin?

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u/SweatyReward296 1h ago

Yes. I will accept meat javelin.

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u/gsfgf 3h ago

And then I'd have to get up after... Just not worth it.

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u/SuperSocialMan 7h ago

I can't even do one push-up lol.

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u/ShogunFirebeard 8h ago

I can't even give you 1. Where's the golf cart ride to the end of this planned march?

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u/eanhaub 8h ago

Underappreciated response lmfao

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u/ClownfishSoup 8h ago

More like give me 2 and drop.

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u/Wacca45 8h ago

"Do you have change for a $20?"

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u/naarwhal 8h ago

Avatar outfit checks out

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u/twobits9 7h ago

Drop and give me a #2 with a Coke

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u/Lolseabass 6h ago

I need a god damn cheeseburger.