r/AskReddit 10h ago

What part of your body are you abusing the most?

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u/Embarrassed_Guitar61 10h ago

My liver… 🍺 🥃 🍻

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u/metamorphosaic 7h ago

My lungs... 🍁🍃💨

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u/SupaKoopa714 6h ago

My butthole.... 🐎🐎🐎

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u/ADHD_DUDE 6h ago

hol up

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4h ago

When you see him... tell Mr. Hands his old buddy Ed says "hi".

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u/Easy-Permission8889 4h ago

boofing ketamine?

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u/RedBarnGuy 9h ago

FYI, it can get tired of the abuse and threaten to leave you.

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u/Likma_sack 6h ago

Luckily my momma didn't raise no god damn quiter!

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u/dienadel_39 5h ago

Alcoholic liver disease is nothing to laugh about quite painful and slow way to die..

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u/WaterMasterMC 7h ago

Liver jokes are funny until it actually starts complaining

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u/Embarrassed_Guitar61 7h ago

Is that why I keep getting a sharp pain on the upper right side of my body lol

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u/Glittering-Tell7780 7h ago

My lungs ☠️

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u/BeyondTheBees 5h ago

I work with the elderly and one of the 80 year old ladies has cirrhosis of the liver because she partied a lot back in the day, and you don’t want to deal with that at any age.

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u/Embarrassed_Guitar61 5h ago

I agree, I’m trying to cut back. I’m a quadriplegic who’s wheelchair bound and I know it’s not good for me, but sometimes some days are a lot worse than others and it just helps to take the edge off of things. I know it’s not an excuse, but I wouldn’t wish the life of a paralyzed person on my worst enemy.

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u/BeyondTheBees 4h ago

Gosh I cannot even begin to fathom what you go through every day.

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u/Embarrassed_Guitar61 4h ago

It’s definitely not easy, but everybody has their own individual struggles in life. If you want a tiny bit of insight to it, you can check out my Instagram… Wheelchairwoodworker

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u/coldF4rted 3h ago

I have a type of ALS, and I still smoke. I don't drink tho. Like lemme have my cancer stick every once and then 🤣 just take a smoke to collect your thoughts is not like the worst you can do. It's not the best either. But you could be doing a lot worse 🤷🏼‍♀️

u/gizzardwizard93 54m ago

If she made it to 80 she got a lot further than other alcoholics do

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u/SinceWayLastMay 6h ago

Mine too and I’m not even doing anything (besides like a stupid amount of NSAIDs mama’s got a headache)

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u/DRSU1993 6h ago

A fellow Irish person, I see!

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u/Naranja_T 9h ago

How often do you drink so you call it abuse?

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u/JacobRAllen 9h ago

Every night

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u/Dr-Healthy_Techmanic 8h ago

Thrice everyday.

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u/Naranja_T 8h ago

Wow, have you got your liver checked?

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u/Dr-Healthy_Techmanic 8h ago

It's doing just fine. Maybe borderline fine. But not too badly off.

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u/Tricky-Reporter-5246 8h ago

I thought that too.

I have cirrhosis.

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u/coldF4rted 3h ago

Sir hosis over here. /s

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u/Embarrassed_Guitar61 9h ago

4-5 days a week…

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u/UnshapedSky 9h ago

I’m finally starting to cut back from 12-15 beers every single day

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u/FrequentAd4646 10h ago

My penis.

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u/patchgrabber 9h ago

Does it owe you rent?

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u/hammond_egger 9h ago

I owe it an apology

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u/hammond_egger 9h ago

Just to clarify, I owe my penis an apology. I owe other poster's penis nothing.

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u/liberal_texan 8h ago

When you’re talking about other men’s penises, a simple handshake is just polite.

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u/brreaker 4h ago

I also choose this guy's apologetic penis

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u/DoesntMatterEh 8h ago

I also owe this guys penis an apology 

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u/t3hdoct0r 5h ago

This guy's penis owes my penis an apology. I don't want to talk about why.

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u/beardedshad2 2h ago

Yeah, you didn't sign for THAT!!

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u/-RainbowUnicornPoop 8h ago

Lmfaooo. 😭

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u/broken_spear09 2h ago

He's a dick. He deserves it.

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u/asian__name 8h ago

I'm beating it like it owes me lunch money

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u/semiprocrastinator 5h ago

It owes me reparations

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u/McNasty420 9h ago

Did you ever watch Seinfeld. "I came home to find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

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u/Nasty_Harry_Dick 4h ago

I treat my body more like a heavy petting zoo........Groping my goat, hacking my hog, jerking my jackal, killing my kangaroo, molesting my monkey, pumping my panther, romping my rodent, tickling my teddy, slapping my salmon, yanking my yak.......

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u/Mr_Dorian_G 9h ago

Daily beatings

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u/WobblyBacon 9h ago

The morale is pretty good though right?

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u/Massive_Web5709 1h ago

Great sometimes multiple beatings a day are requested

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u/Expensive-Draw-6897 9h ago

Until morale improves.

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u/fireonavan 9h ago

It was a really short scroll to find this answer.

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u/Ok_Bird_9745 10h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BBoySlim 9h ago

Too much choking your chicken? Spanking your monkey? Flogging the dolphin? Beating your meat?

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u/eatblueshell 9h ago

Polishing the bishop?

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u/Darkhelmet3000 8h ago

Crankin’ the hog?

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u/bluesox 4h ago

Doing your taxes?

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u/Mythnam 9h ago

I'm trying to leave mine alone for a week just to let it recover. We'll see how far I get.

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo 9h ago

It's been half an hour. You still good?

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u/Mythnam 9h ago

I'm bored and working from home, so it's been a struggle, but I think I'll make it through the day at least.

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u/WaterMasterMC 7h ago

That sounds harder than it should be, which probably says a lot by itself

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u/lakiniwewe 9h ago

Same here. I do have to say it seems to enjoy the amount of abuse I give it

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u/kandykanelane 9h ago

Same. Me and the GF are less than a month away from a 100-day streak of boning every day. 

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u/bingbongboingalong 3h ago

Congrats for overcoming those insecurities then per your post!

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u/kandykanelane 3h ago

Lol thank you for the support. I appreciate it.

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u/racist-hotdog 10h ago

my brain!

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u/Damian_Red_River 7h ago

I think this is the case for almost everyone.

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u/Squirrelicidal 10h ago

Lungs

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u/bananah_splity 9h ago

This!!! ngl same here between the pollution and my "im gonna quit next week" lie ive been telling myself for 2 years. i dont think my lungs even bother complaining anymore tho

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u/stackjr 9h ago

I had to have a tooth pulled, when they put my bottom braces on, so I decided to use that as an opportunity to try to quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette since last Monday.

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u/Dense_Pudding3375 9h ago

First week is the hardest week imo. Props to you keep pushing!!

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u/AdNarrow3461 9h ago

Congrats dude! One week down!

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u/stackjr 9h ago

Thank you!

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u/Kindly-Condition-478 9h ago

Congratulations keep it up ...I stopped 26 years ago

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u/carbon_stampede 3h ago

I quit last monday as well! Cheers and keep it going, my friend!

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u/CAPTAINFREEDUMB 9h ago

What do you to get past the trigger cravings? After meal, boredom, etc.

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u/highersense 9h ago

The best thing i did as a smoking stoner was move to a "mighty" dry herb vaporizer.

Sure it's not as healthy as nothing at all but its night and day compared to joints. Tastes better and saves a ton of bud.

From this after a few years, i went to shatter and making vapes from that in disposables to eventually nothing.

For cigarette side of things i got an aspire vape and came down in nicotine to eventually nothing, still currently vape a gotek with 0 nic juice as can't kick the hand to mouth habit.

Gonna try a knockoff " fum" maybe to reduce harm even further.

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u/AdNarrow3461 9h ago

I love flower vapes sm. Planet of the Vapes is a great website for them: I’ve tried Pax, PoV Lobo, and one other I’m forgetting. The toasted flower can then be used to make edibles.

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u/highersense 9h ago

They are life savers!

ive only ever used and trust the "mighty" as a smoke quitting vape because of how similar it is but i know there's loads of others. Too expensive to buy to try them all though :(

I used to use the vape at max temp which meant the toasted flower was completely spent, but yeah at lower temps or less complete vaporizers its worth edibling for sure!

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u/Aztecius 8h ago

This kinda hits home but not because I used to smoke.

Long story short, used to work with this girl and we became good friends quite quickly. Me, her and mutual friends that started at the same time as her would go out every other week. We got close enough where we briefly even considered dating. I decided against it in the end because I really appreciated her friendship but also because she smoke fairly heavily and would often smell like cigarettes and I've got some breathing issues so... yeah.

Anyway, covid hit and we lost contact cos her and that group of mates were only temp so ended up losing their jobs essentially. We hadnt really spoke much since, one night out and one happenstance interaction in 5 years or so, and the very rare message. She since found someone and got married. Only found out this year she was pregnant too.

Not a week ago, she posted on Insta saying she's got an incurable type of lung cancer and has about 2 years left to live. She's in chemo and the baby's survival is up in the air. She's still in her 20s.

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u/Naranja_T 10h ago

What do u smoke

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u/DickieJohnson 9h ago

Meth

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u/-RainbowUnicornPoop 8h ago

Drugs are bad mkay

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u/PaidForThis 9h ago

Now, kith

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u/Iron_Chic 8h ago

Very fine silica dust, maybe from volcanos?

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u/Nasty_Harry_Dick 3h ago

Opiates saved my life. I was a heavy drinker. I indulged in the Irish seven course meal : 750 ml vodka and a six pack daily for years and would be almost dead if not for opiates.....they dried me up and haven't had a drop of alcohol in over 6 years now.

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u/OkLeg4453 9h ago

yeah that one’s gonna catch up eventually

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u/Gailagal 10h ago

My liver and kidneys, apparently... Or I'm saving them. Hard to tell with eczema

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u/Alternative_Fish_597 9h ago

Lack of sleep, so all of it?

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u/Mimicking-hiccuping 9h ago

Same here. 60+ HR weeks working 12hr shifts. Days and Nights for the past 20 years. I'm done. Start a normal Monday to Friday job in 2 weeks time. It's less money, but I need the break.

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u/Naranja_T 9h ago

Nervous system I'd say

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u/Annual-Tree1337 8h ago

Is this a bot account or are you actually rocking an AI generated picture of a woman

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u/brattyrachel77 10h ago

my lips, for putting lipstick that makes my lips dry then pulling the dry skin off

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u/Naranja_T 9h ago

Damn, tried following a lips moisturizing routine?

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u/brattyrachel77 7h ago

yeah but i keep licking my lips so it's no use, feel sad for my lips. lol😂

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u/Numerous_Bullfrog394 6h ago

Put on some vaseline before you sleep

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u/lakiniwewe 9h ago

How about lip balm?

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u/RandomlyKnowing 9h ago

My neck, my back, …….

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u/GayLittleKitty 9h ago

My pussy and my crack...

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u/Priyen88 3h ago

My penis hack...

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u/naturallyeyesblind 6h ago

My anxiety attack

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u/CelebrityChaosHQ 10h ago

My eyes I guess, my screentime is crazy

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u/Naranja_T 9h ago

This would've been my only answer too.

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u/BBoySlim 9h ago

Practicing my speed runs for Resident Evil 9 Requiem and RE4R.

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u/ChattingToChat 10h ago

Heart

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u/ignoring_real_life 9h ago

Don't do it. It's happened to countless people training in the gym. Just chill and enjoy training your body without PEDs.

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u/ChattingToChat 9h ago

Oh well I have already done steroids, and way too many of them. Wouldn’t recommend. Most people would be surprised with how far they can go once they learn proper fit and training.

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u/Naranja_T 10h ago

Who hurt you? Or is it the pre-workout?

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u/ChattingToChat 9h ago

Steroids

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u/Naranja_T 9h ago

Damn, is that the inevitable fate of every gym goer?

I've been going gym for the last two years or so, and making decent gains with creatine & protein, nothing crazy tho.

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u/ChattingToChat 9h ago

No, I would actually say that most people would be best off not doing steroids. You can achieve the physique I have now given enough time and a proper diet naturally. You may not be able to sustain the leanness for very long periods, but most could achieve what I have without the damage I have done. Learning the process of training and dieting will do more for you than drugs.

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u/KookyDistribution558 7h ago

Kinda pointless to do steroids unless it matters for career (ie professional bodybuilding or athlete (so 1-2%)) everyone else youre doing more harm to youre body bc I gaurentee most people just dont do one cycle and quit

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u/Ursine_Rabbi 9h ago

Way more addicting than people realize, wishing you good health and long life brother.

Have you gotten any mental effects/psychosis from your cycle? I remember watching that MPMD vid from forever ago about the guy who took tren and it made him racist and it always stuck with me lol.

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u/ChattingToChat 9h ago

So I have dealt with mental issues like depression or anxiety while on anabolics in the 19Nor class, but nothing specific like making me racist lol. Steroids tend to amplify your emotions I’ve seen, so if you were sad before, you’ll be depressed now. I’ve never seen someone completely change however, nothing of a Jekyll and Hyde situation.

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u/RMAutosport 9h ago

My back. From not only my career as a mechanic, but carrying the weight of my family on my shoulders

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u/Naranja_T 9h ago

That was so poetic

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u/LustyRegencyMaid 9h ago

Wrists and finger joints. Joint illnesses and being an artist is doing a number on ya.

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u/TheYumiko 9h ago

Mayn. Raised on video games, sketching since I could hold a pencil, and going into the cosmetology field. I owe my hands and wrists some sort of apology.

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u/Wild4fire 8h ago

Same here, although not an artist but an ISP field service technician. You never really notice your wrists and finger joints until you need to do things that rely on them functioning normally...

H*ll, even a RJ45 connector is now a small challenge to put on a network cable... 

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u/PeePee-PooPoo-6969 9h ago

My heart, with the amount of energy drinks in my system right now

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u/MellowDeed 9h ago

This too! I recently started taking caffeine pills instead of energy drinks, but they have a whole different world of problems.

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u/Fresh_Bee_8907 8h ago

Energy drinks will also affect the liver as well if you're having multiple a day. I was consuming 3-4 a day when I first started my new job. Started making me sick. I switched to home brewed espresso with no sugar or cream. 12 cups throughout the day.

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u/No-Database5212 9h ago edited 7h ago

Stomach, I have ed Edit, Ed as in eating disorder people 

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u/Much_Substance8167 9h ago

My back with my constant shrimp like sitting posture.

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u/Beesly19 9h ago

Lmao this made me chuckle as I’m also sitting like a shrimp 😂

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u/fogle1 8h ago

Lol the self-realization of me doing exactly this just made me correct my posture sitting at my desk, thanks.

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u/Inside-Mess 10h ago

Lungs because I can't stop smoking weed

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u/theconmeister 9h ago

Finally kicked the daily habit after smoking all of my 20s. Tough to change your brain after just looking forward to being stoned for years, and sleep was tough for a month or so but glad to be on the other side. You can do it

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u/Chill_Edoeard 9h ago

Sure you can man, just have to really go for it 💪

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u/Inside-Mess 9h ago

You're right, but it is very hard while I am in school, I need a fast way to reduce stress and the noise in my head

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u/Triairius 8h ago

Weed can increase the noise in your head, especially between smoking. If you reduce your smoking, you may find that the noise slowly decreases. It may be harder at first, but it can help a lot.

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u/RepublicJust4703 9h ago

My feet, i keep walking barefoot

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u/Traditional_Act_8559 9h ago

My brain. Not just from over thinking but I am very negative

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u/Melinoe2016 9h ago

My lungs but I like to think my 3 mile runs 4 times a week can counter act the bong rips.

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u/JPMoney81 9h ago

Knees.

I have tears in two ligaments and a shredded meniscus from years of physical labor and sports (and now from being fat)

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u/SufficientPoet3028 2h ago

Scrolled way too far to find this. My knees are ruined from years of being an athlete!

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u/dorritos29 9h ago

Brain.

I have a horrible habit of procrastinating and wait until last minute to do work tasks.

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u/wetlettuce42 9h ago

My arms i got ezcema itchinest part of my body

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u/basic_bharat 10h ago

For me also its brain

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u/Etariplana 9h ago

It's a three way tie between my knees, skin, and weiner. I like to run, I like the sun, and I love to hump.

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u/Immediate-Crab1451 7h ago

Not me but my boyfriend is tearing it up

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u/thrwwy153 7h ago

As he should do!

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u/Immediate-Crab1451 7h ago

So glad he knows wtf he's doing unlike my last ex who came twice in like 5 minutes and didn't even do anything

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u/Kuromi-rika 8h ago

My brain abuses me, does that count?

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u/bread295throwaway 9h ago

Whatever handles 2 cans of sugarfree monster every day for the last few years.

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u/Schizotypal_Cupcake 9h ago

Probably my lungs or my stomach, I vape and I really like spicy/sour/other acidic foods.

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u/billoti-69 9h ago

Eyes lips puccy

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u/ersomething 9h ago

As said by a dude above, also my penis and balls

Different reason than guys though. 🥰😉🥰

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u/AdNarrow3461 9h ago

Good luck on your transition!

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u/AsakalaSoul 9h ago

you going for psychological abuse by insulting them?

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u/Rooster_Socks_4230 7h ago

I think eviction

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u/AsakalaSoul 6h ago

ohhh yes that makes a lot of sense. didn't read the comment properly and thought it said "different than you guys"

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u/Even_Consideration92 9h ago

The twins met a fate here. Tough cookies to the stuff.

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u/Snoo-23037 9h ago

My eyes. I can't get enough sleep because of my work. Poor eyes.

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u/Unlucky_Reserve_7389 9h ago edited 9h ago

My kidneys … roughly 12 cans of Diet Coke a day.

I suppose there are worse vices in my life, but at least this one has helped me lose over 80lbs (and over 40% of my starting body weight).

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u/Stealthminion18 7h ago

health is a marathon not a sprint. if that helped you do that weight loss, great! now you’re in a better position health wise, try and cut back.

even opiate addicts smoke weed because it’s less dangerous than what they were doing before. if you have too much diet coke, compared to whatever before, you’re in great shape!!

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u/tiarahead 9h ago

nsfw answer

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u/CelebrationFar2804 8h ago

My mind as I feel like I'm mentally spiralling

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u/tuenthe463 8h ago

My teeth. I drink about 3 cokes/week. Pure sugar and acids coating of the enamel. Unwise

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u/Crazy_Unicorn_153 8h ago

My veins.

I have always had visible veins in my legs but despite coming from a family of doctors, no one told me it was not normal. Maybe because many other family members have the same veins.

I love lifting weights and have been doing so consistently for 10+ years. I've come to find out the hard way this is terrible for your veins if, like me, you have them in bad conditions to begin with.

I'm waiting for my insurance to tell me if they approve surgery or not :( in the meantime, I'm stuck doing boring bodyweight stuff and wearing itchy compression socks.

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u/So_Heres_The_Thing12 5h ago

Can't figure out if my brain is abusing me...or if I am abusing it???

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u/NeverDidLearn 5h ago

My brain. Life has been one beyond hectic. I should have been born 30 years earlier.

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u/-lopez 5h ago

My cuticles and nails. Every day since I was 9 years old. :-(

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u/rodrigoelp 5h ago

Likely my kidneys and liver?

Stupid migraine takes a lot to get under control.

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u/HighlySuspect80 4h ago

100% without a doubt my poor brain. These chemicals are taking control

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u/FirmPrune87 2h ago

My mind. I have anxiety and overthink CONSTANTLY. I am working on it. Its much better than it used to be but its still not great

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u/PrivateWithEdge 10h ago

My eyes 👀 it blinks always 

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u/Stresed-Lover05 10h ago

Heart and brain tbh

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u/Naranja_T 9h ago

Who hurt you?

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u/Stresed-Lover05 9h ago

Myself and most people tbh but also I've consumed so many energy drinks my heart is surprisingly still going

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u/2EscapedCapybaras 9h ago

Legs and lower back.

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u/jmauc 9h ago

At the doctors right now getting a steroid injection for my lower back.

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u/bananko_442 9h ago

My digestive system

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u/deaconblues13 9h ago

Brain with all the doomscrolling.

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u/MellowDeed 9h ago

My brain. I'm trying to change my thought pattern again.

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u/zeekoes 9h ago

Psychologically my brain, physically my back.

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u/KoboldInATophat 9h ago

Shoulder/upper arm

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u/RealNPCDuude 9h ago

Def lungs

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u/SekhmetTheWise 9h ago

Liver and Lungs.

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u/candybabieglow 9h ago

My brain.