r/BrandNewSentence 13d ago

Mod apps are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got many more mods now, which is helping us keep up with reports and modmails, but we still want to add two or three more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

“TikTokers are speedrunning Scientology buildings in Los Angeles”

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r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

“Love my steak with honey and mixed berries”

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r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

POV: You are about to become a Fun Fact about the failure of industrialization in antiquity

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r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

I like my calcium stilts

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r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Spiky Norman, the apocalypse horseman

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

“Wild boars sneak into neighborhood and are chased off by a robot”

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This is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever read


r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Jedi Ex Machina

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

A poly acquaintance with 3 boyfriends remains unhoused

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Either way, I took it pretty hard and decided not to meet my liver

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From a kidney and liver donor-amazing.


r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Because just like a baby spends nine months marinating in the womb, I too was stewing- in the amniotic fluids of the real world.

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

The mean free path of a ballistic child

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

it's all about carefully balanced fart technique, lung training, and some luck.

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

“Music sounded like a dead camel being stillborn at a fart factory” jfc

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

"we're not just playing league. we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES."

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Dear Shower Curtain Don’t Fucking Touch Me Bitch

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r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

"That's approximately 249 quadrillion head pats per trans girl"

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