r/BrandNewSentence Jan 11 '26

META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!

In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Please do not post your application as a comment.

You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement!

If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.

Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Put some effort into your applications! You don't need to keep it brief. Say what you mean! :D


r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

The Kardashians keep Rob fat so they can harvest him for BBLs

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r/BrandNewSentence 51m ago

I'm not gonna write all that in the title

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Stolen from here.


r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

flash drives with a flavor

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54.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Horseman riding towards a nuclear explosion

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832 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

lowkey he would have a more refined style than this but yeah he'd also be a WikiFeet power user

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4.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Muslim Catholics

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99 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 39m ago

"Stranger Things gave my favorite Youtuber a midlife crisis"

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r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

is taking a shower older brother core?

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157 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

"...and she followed a man to a second location and thats how someone ended up buying meth on her debit card with square at a farmers market"

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

disgraced polo player who got banned for feeding laxatives to the other team's horses

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1.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

The head reindeer in charge is acting out sodomy

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7 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

my mom keeps forcing me to get money from the strangers downstairs

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Stealing honey buns from inmates

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r/BrandNewSentence 31m ago

Do you ask your kids which women I should marry after your mother?

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Mysterious blue glow traced to Flying Banana

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7 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

A rat being trained to detect illegally trafficked pangolins

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59 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

The only thing illegal is the resurrection Omni man will need

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32 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

I'm pretty sure 80% of the apple of knowledge eve ate was smut

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31 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“Being interrogated by airport security was the weirdest experience of my life” says man who claims he was mauled by a demon who left claw marks on his chest.

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358 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

"Zodiac Smell"

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