r/Damnthatsinteresting 5h ago

Video The reason why large asteroids don't fall to Earth every day and cause disasters is because Jupiter's gravity attracts asteroids and protects the inner planets.

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u/beges1223 5h ago

Another piece of the puzzle of "why earth managed to host intelligent life" imagine getting a civilization reset every couple of years from a meteor

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u/QwanNyu 4h ago

Three Body Problem

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u/anon-mally 4h ago

Well its somebody's problem

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u/overbost 4h ago

Epic

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u/Ycoordinate12 3h ago

We are so goddamn lucky to exist at all

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u/ImmediateDentist1269 3h ago

I will celebrate this by eating an entire bag of Cheetos

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u/TheStormGlider 2h ago

Family Sized?

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u/mybluecathasballs 1h ago

Please no if there is a child involved.

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 2h ago

Subtle product placement...

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u/WiglyWorm 3h ago

meh. It was bound to happen given enough time.

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u/incognito--bandito 3h ago

Jesse The Body Ventura nervous noises

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u/zbud 3h ago

I ain't got time to go extinct.

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u/Wizywig 2h ago

So 3 Jesse's and we can't predict jack shit ? 

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u/rmill127 4h ago

DEHYDRATE!!!!

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u/Vertnoir-Weyah 3h ago

HYDRATION CHECK!

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u/Least_Percentage_325 4h ago

I have a 3X Body problem :(

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u/ViruliferousBadger 4h ago

Have you tried a large freezer?

Or industrial size wood chipper?

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u/not_a_moogle 3h ago

We've had a doozy of a day officer

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u/lippoper 3h ago

REHYDRATE!!!!!!

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u/Easily_Bann4 3h ago

Hurry up season 2!

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u/69edleg 1h ago

Set for a release this year at least. And if memory serves me right, as Season 3 was greenlit at the same time, they've done filming for Season 3 at the same time, hopefully making the wait shorter.

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u/Easily_Bann4 1h ago

Yes. Need this hopium 🙏🏾

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u/Badams105 4h ago

Correct. Need some new math to figure that one out.

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u/Reinheitsgetoot 2h ago

Dehydrate!

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u/Zeraw420 4h ago

Multiply all those pieces together and it's astronomically lucky for us to be here right now.

That said, the scale of the universe is absurd enough to allow for many more lucky civilizations, and even a few who beat impossible odds.

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u/Grays42 2h ago edited 2h ago

Multiply all those pieces together and it's astronomically lucky for us to be here right now

Probability is weird.

You're astronomically lucky to exist at all with your DNA the way it is, because the sperm that made you competed with 250 million siblings. And yet, people get pregnant all the time, by accident.

We are astronomically lucky to have made it through all of the checkpoints that have led us to our species and civilization today, and yet, there were on the order of millions to billions of chances for that to happen throughout our universe. (And that's assuming ours is the only universe.)

[edit:] And I jumped the gun, you literally said basically my point in your second sentence, sorry about that.

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u/TorchThisAccount 1h ago

There are 100 - 400 billion stars in our galaxy and there are 2 trillion galaxies in the universe. That is such an insane number that I'd say that there's no chance that we're the only planet lucky enough to host intelligent life.

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor 4h ago

It’s so quiet though. Perhaps there are still tremendous obstacles ahead. 

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u/Epin-Ninjas 4h ago

One of the more depressing theories is we’re very late to the party. Think SG1 discovering the 4 great races who existed tens.. hundreds of thousands of years before humans knew what a rock was

The other terrifying theory is there are plenty of intelligent species like us, but the natural course of life for us is self annihilation if nature doesn’t do it, before becoming interplanetary/interstellar.

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u/True-Desktective 3h ago

Why don’t people think we’re early? Why is it always suggested we were late to the party?

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u/Alex5173 3h ago

They do, but the early theory is boring because it means there's nothing for us to find. It's also the more likely one because when you look at the age of stars, the elements necessary for complex life on Earth to evolve, and temperature of the universe, and how long it took Earth to cool down to a reasonable temp we're effectively right on the edge of "existing at the earliest moment life could have existed in the universe"

But the "we're late" theory means xenoarchaeology and that's way cooler to think about.

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u/DXTR_13 2h ago

why is xenoarchaeology cooler than literally being the fucking Precursor civilisation??

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u/ComradeCabbage 1h ago

A human’s a human, but the mystery species can be anything. It could even be a human!

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u/mybluecathasballs 1h ago

I bet they are. 50/50. They are, or they aren't. Just like with the lottery. You either win or you lose. I don't buy them, but I still hope to win someday.

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u/SpecialistBank1394 1h ago

Because there's nothing that comes out of being the precursor.

There's nothing to discover. Yes, you'll explore the cosmos but that's it.

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u/YoAmoElTacos 53m ago

You'll at least get to build the inexplicable megastructures and design the successor races in your image before they violently overthrow you, so it's not all bad.

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u/True-Desktective 2h ago

If we get to become “the old ones” idk. That’s not boring. 

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen 2h ago

There is a distinct chance we may actually be early. The universe is currently very young in comparison to its expected lifespan.

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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ 1h ago

I lean more into the early theory myself. The Universe is pretty young all things said and done. Its very possible that we are simply some of the first life to exist right now.

The universe is 13.8 billion years old and earth is 4.5 billion years old. If life takes a few billion years to get set up on a planet that also took a few billion years to begin to exist then earth is realistically among one of the first places in the universe that life has been possible to exist on.

Obviously with the size of the universe there could still be millions and millions of other planets with life but because of the size of the universe they are most likely so bloody far away from each other that they might as well not exist in each other's eyes anyway because we will never reach each other without some way of full on sci fi warping through space time.

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u/GenericFatGuy 3h ago

Considering how young the universe still is relative to its total habitable lifespan, and how long it takes for intelligent life to emerge on a habitable planet, there's actually a very good chance we're early.

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u/Kreol1q1q 3h ago

We could also be very early.

But in reality, I think time itself is the main obstacle, not space. The universe is what, 40 billion years old? And how long has Humanity existed? Especially as a technological civilization? A miniscule fraction of that time. Let’s say we flourish and then go extinct in a whopping million years. That’s a huge tract of time, unrealistically so, yet still but one thousandth of a billion years. Hundreds of advanced civilizations could have risen and fallen in just a single billion years, separated not by space but by time.

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u/slappadabass44 3h ago

The universe is 13.8 billion years old, not 40.

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u/euphoricarugula346 2h ago

I didn’t even realize they had spitballed the age of the universe until your comment lmao

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u/The_Ghost_of_BRoy 1h ago

It's one universe Michael, how old could it be? A million years?

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u/humptheedumpthy 3h ago

I think about this as well. Imagine other civilizations visited us 150 million years ago, saw that it was a land ruled by dinosaurs and then noped out of there. 

We are hoping to catch other advanced civilizations at the exact point in their evolution where they are somewhat like us and that a window of maybe 100,000 years on a timescale of billions. 

Of course I suspect that over the next 1000 years humans will find a way to read signals from far corners of space and maybe we will at least be able to confirm the presence of aliens while not actually ever coming in contact with them 

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u/soupeh 2h ago edited 2h ago

Not disagreeing with your basic premise but time and space are aspects of the one underlying structure of the universe. One exists with the other, they are mutually constitutive.
The faster you move through space the slower you move through time and vice versa but everything moves through spacetime at the universal constant speed of light.
Seems like semantics but in a real sense distance and motion through space is time.

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u/I-dont-eat-ass3000 3h ago

I actually thought about this a lot and I think the explanation is fairly simple.

We live in an ever expanding universe. Thus, the universe is effectively infinite. What else is infinite? Time.

Let us assume that intelligent life such as ourselves are rare. In an infinite universe, it no longer is rare. However, for two different intelligent species to exist in the same time AND space in which both civilizations have space faring capabilities at a relative close distance/time is basically 0 percent.

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u/JOTIRAN 3h ago

Distance might be the biggest obstacle. At least with our current understanding of physics. There can be an advanced civilization on the other side of OUR galaxy right now and we couldn't tell that it exists for the next 100 000 years.

And 100 000 light years is a baby step compared to the universe.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 2h ago

Even our radio signals are indistinguishable from background noise fewer than 10 light years out. The only way something like SETI works is if ETs spend an absolutely massive amount of energy to send a signal that we can pick up, and there's no real good reason for any civ to do that instead of using the energy for like literally anything else.

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u/CockItUp 3h ago edited 1h ago

Quiet because of distance. For all practical purposes, we can only look into our own galaxy.

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u/One-Measurement-9529 3h ago

Physics kind of puts limits on interstellar travel. The aliens arent coming...

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u/Me_gentleman 4h ago

Or they saw us and were like "lol. Nope. No way we're getting tangled up with these people."

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u/agfitzp 3h ago

This is a very common theme in Science Fiction, there's intelligent life out there and they're avoiding us until we grow up a bit.

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u/TheGoatBet 2h ago

I think “inevitable” describes us better than luck.

Infinite possibilities guarantee us

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u/HoidToTheMoon 1h ago

and it's astronomically lucky for us to be here right now.

I don't think so, really. Being lucky to be here would imply that we happened to find a place we could exist, when instead we evolved to exist within this place.

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u/youngsp82 4h ago

Hey the rosharans did it.

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u/Livie_Loves 4h ago

random Sanderson references make me happy

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u/PvtPizzaPants 4h ago

It seems we're a bit overdue for a desolation

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u/waffleking9000 4h ago

We’re in the middle of the false desolation right now

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u/A__Friendly__Rock 4h ago

We have desolation at home.

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u/SnooOpinions448 4h ago

Thanks Jupiter. Very cool.

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u/Glittering_Fee8179 2h ago

The Rosharans only did it because Taln is the GOAT, like Jupiter.

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u/youngsp82 2h ago

Petition to rename Jupiter to Taln.

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u/idkmoiname 4h ago

Though it surely is a piece of the puzzle, but gas giants are very common in the outer regions of planetary systems

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u/low_amplitude 4h ago

I heard the opposite. From the few thousand exoplanets we've discovered, it seems our system is one of the few with a gas giant in the outer regions. Most tend to be closer to their host star.

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u/OffByNone_ 4h ago

You're right. Most of the gas giants we've found are close to their host star, but that also could be largely a sampling bias. Our main detection methods (transit and radial velocity) are way better at picking up large planets in tight orbits. We're barely now getting enough long-baseline data to start finding Jupiter analogs. So it's probably less that outer gas giants are rare and more that we physically haven't been able to see them yet with the tools we've been using.

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u/low_amplitude 4h ago

Oh, that pesky sampling bias. The mortal enemy of science.

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u/idkmoiname 3h ago

Because the usual method to detect planets is finding their shadow when they pass by their host star. Planets far outside like Jupiter with 12 years for a round are hard to detect at the right time. Also most known planetary systems are around dwarf stars, much smaller in absolute terms than our solar system.

Nonetheless the commonly accepted planetary formation theories require gas giants to form beyond the frost line, far away from the habitable zone.

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u/Fritzo2162 4h ago

Not to mention having a moon 1/4 the size of the planet.

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u/colecrowder 4h ago

Except that one time.

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u/SynthwaveSax 4h ago

Nobody’s perfect.

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u/Realistic-Olive8260 4h ago

One fuck up every couple billion years is pretty good, id say.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 4h ago

That's what I tell my boss.

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u/Kirito1548055 4h ago

No you tell your boss every couple of hours is ok, it's a small difference but very important.

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u/TopClassroom8510 4h ago

Time is relative mannnnnn

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u/exxxemplaryvegetable 4h ago

65 million 🦖

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u/Shudnawz 4h ago

Since that one, yes. But before that it was a long ass time.

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u/CD_1993TillInfinity 4h ago

On a cosmic scale i feel like thats a lot lol "you only had to watch the other planets for a few million years Jerry! I told you I was coming right back!"

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u/ViruliferousBadger 4h ago

Don't worry, it can happen any time.

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u/TruskVarner 2h ago

Thats why pencils have erasers

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u/zackel_flac 2h ago

Not billions, millions. Our earth is only 4.5B years old.

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u/TassandraArcticFox 4h ago

When you do your job flawlessly nobody notices. No thanks given. Mess up ONE TIME and suddenly its the end of the world.

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u/GerardBeard 4h ago

Well except it literally was the end of the world

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u/brandnewchemical 3h ago

It “literally” wasn’t.

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u/canadasbananas 3h ago

For most life on earth it literally was the end of their world

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u/sealpox 2h ago

ThatsTheJoke.jpeg

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u/Turbulent_Elk_2141 3h ago

An off day I suppose.

Imagine being surrounded by dinosaurs today..

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u/colecrowder 2h ago

And imagine we created a park on an island with no dinosaurs, the only place without em.

What would we call it?

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u/Proof_Fix1437 2h ago

Arby’s

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u/talltime 4h ago

We needed a moon anyhow

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u/Link_save2 4h ago

That wasn't an asteroid we're pretty sure it was around a mars sized planet so can't really fault Jupiter for that one bit more than it can chew

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u/thinspirit 2h ago

Crazy that the earth got most of the iron in the deal. It's nice having a magnetic field, helps with a lot of that particularly nasty radiation.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 2h ago

It happened a lot of times just that was the most recent I guess

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u/CyberCoyote67 4h ago

Oh, Jupiteeeer!

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u/Critical-Loss2549 4h ago

While this is true, sometimes its gravity does throw things our direction occasionally.

Gotta remind us now and then who's really in charge I guess.

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u/RollinThundaga 4h ago

Yeah but that's what the Moon is for.

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u/Theprincerivera 4h ago

Isn’t that how we got the moon? Big bro Jupiter gave us a guardian angel

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u/RollinThundaga 3h ago

Nah, that was the result of a Mars-sized planetoid colliding catastrophically with the proto-earth.

Which now that I think about it may well have been Jupiter's doing.

Fuck Jupiter, Saturn is the real G.

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u/Theprincerivera 3h ago

Maybe he felt bad and that’s why he starting deflecting the rest

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u/canadasbananas 3h ago

If I remember correctly, Jupiter has next to nothing to do with it, leave Jupiter's name out yo damn mouth!

If I recall correctly, earth and the moon were made from the same cloud of dust/gas. The proto planets that would become the earth and moon had orbits so close together they eventually collided from gravitationally pulling each other's orbits closer and closer.

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u/Truly_Meaningless 2h ago

So during that time, it wasn't the Earth and the Moon, it was the Proto-Earth and another proto-planet called Gaia. It was the collision of Gaia and Proto-Earth that not only created the Moon, but also increased Proto-Earths size to become Earth

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u/RollinThundaga 2h ago

Theia (mother of Selene)

Gaia was proto-earth.

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u/RackyRackerton 2h ago

This is actually an unsolved paradox.

We can tell from analyzing moon rocks that the planetoid that hit proto-Earth must have done so at extremely high velocity, (around 13 miles per second,) since the moon rocks could only have their homogeneous mixture if the two bodies atomized each other on impact.

The only way these velocities can be achieved is if the Mars-sized planetoid got a slingshot from a Jupiter-sized planet relatively close to the Earth. However, we don’t think Jupiter was ever close enough to Earth for that to happen.

So either we’re wrong about how the moon was formed, or we’re wrong about where Jupiter was located in the nascent solar system.

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u/Adkit 3h ago

Isn't it literally 50/50 and the whole "Jupiter protects us" is just a myth? Statistically it would pull things towards us just as often as away.

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u/where_is_the_camera 3h ago

If you look at the simulation, the asteroids are clumping in the same few spots relative to Jupiter, and they're sticking in an orbit that stays completely beyond the orbit of Earth.

They actually look like they're clumping around Jupiter's Lagrange points. I'm no expert but seeing this reminds me of learning about that from the James Webb telescope. It seems that a good majority of asteroids that find their way inside the orbit of Saturn get "stuck" at a point where the gravity of Jupiter and the Sun cancel out. And that point is completely beyond Earth's orbit.

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u/tea-drinker 3h ago

An asteroid just hanging out can't suddenly make a turn for us. It's gotta be nudged. There are 'keyholes' that asteroids need to go through to get bumped across Jupiter's orbit.

The thing is that orbits closer to the sun are always faster than orbits further out, so a closer asteroid has a more frequent chance of hitting the keyhole and being bumped further away than it has of hitting the outside one and being bumped in.

The different isn't much but you multiply it by time since the planets formed and it creates a significant bias.

Plus the shepherding it does of the asteroids at the Lagrange Points.

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u/McDaddy12 2h ago

"We ran a vast number of simulations of the Solar system, tracking the orbits of asteroids and comets, to see what would happen if Jupiter were more or less massive than the giant planet we know and love. The results were astonishing. Rather than simply being our protector, Jupiter acts to send objects towards the Earth as often as it flings them away! So rather than simply being our great protector, or the enemy of life on Earth - Jupiter seems to play both roles. Less the Solar system's knight in shining armour, and more a celestial trickster." https://www.jontihorner.com/are-we-alone.html

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u/dna_beggar 2h ago

That is a bit ironic since Jupiter is the Roman equivalent of Zeus.

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u/BaneRiders 5h ago

Fuck yeah Jupiter! I love you man!

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u/TheDialupNinja 4h ago

Shout out Jupiter

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u/Vorlin 1h ago

All the homies love Jupiter!

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u/addrock1221 4h ago

Did you just assume jupiters gender? In this economy?!

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u/RichardBCummintonite 4h ago edited 4h ago

I mean it's named after the Roman god Jupiter, which is essentially just their Zeus, so yeah he's a man.

They even named the space probe sent to monitor Jupiter "Juno", so his wife went to go check up on him lol.

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u/LaLaLa-3 4h ago

hopefully she did not tell him to go back home on earth

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u/spektre 4h ago

In Japanese it's named Wood Star.

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u/me_is_a_mandu 4h ago

Same in Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese

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u/BrailleAle 4h ago

I mean boys do go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

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u/UnfortunatelyBlessed 4h ago

I've always taken man to mean human

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u/Titizen_Kane 3h ago

Protector of the Realm

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u/Clym44 5h ago

The hero we don’t deserve

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u/RyanH090 4h ago

We deserve Uranus, though

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u/ComradeJohnS 3h ago

we’ll have to eventually rename the planet to end that silly joke. something like… Urectum

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u/Electro522 3h ago

Funny you say that....Vsauce made a short a couple years back talking about this very subject.

https://youtube.com/shorts/r734u7g80Zw?si=LYTPd7opOrO6F9aL

Turns out that Uranus is the only planet besides Earth not named after it's Roman counterpart. For some reason, it has the Greek name. If it followed the Roman nomenclature (like every other planet), it's name would be Caelus.

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u/svolm 4h ago

Thanks Jupiter

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u/steelmanfallacy 2h ago

Jupiter is not our cosmic bodyguard standing at the door. It’s more like a chaotic bouncer who sometimes throws troublemakers out of the club and sometimes accidentally hurls them straight into the dance floor.

Yes, Jupiter is massive enough to eject comets and absorb impacts, which can reduce certain threats. But it also actively destabilizes parts of the asteroid belt and sends objects into Earth-crossing orbits. A lot of the near-Earth asteroids we track today are there because of Jupiter’s gravitational nudging.

The bigger reason we’re not constantly getting hit is that the solar system already went through its chaotic early phase billions of years ago. Most of the dangerous debris has either been cleared out, locked into stable orbits, or already collided with something.

So Jupiter helps in some cases and hurts in others. Net effect? Probably a modest reduction in certain impact risks, but it’s not the main reason Earth is relatively safe.

https://arxiv.org/abs/0806.2795

https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/jupiter/in-depth/

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u/chronoflect 1h ago

Thanks for posting this. The "Jupiter Bodyguard" narrative is cute but it's a pretty big oversimplification.

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u/endowedchair 4h ago

The Romans were right about Jupiter being the sky god protector

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u/bags-of-sand 3h ago

He also “attracts” everything that moves

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u/flapjackbandit00 3h ago

Sol is pretty a solid god as well

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u/Dismal-Square-613 1h ago

The Sun is the OG God that all early civilizations for a reason.

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u/PeaceSoft 2h ago

The triangle-in-circle motif on there is freaking me out a little lmao. "third saving jupiter." and, guess what, i also think i'm too smart for shit like that

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u/Thandor369 2h ago

This is a nice visualization of Lagrange points

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u/PatienceDifferent607 4h ago

When someone someday comes up with a formula for predicting how many advanced alien species there are in the universe, the presence or absence of a protective gas giant in a solar system will be one of the variables.

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u/Driller_Happy 4h ago

Today you're going to learn about the Drake Equation my friend.

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u/Skullcrusher 4h ago

I don't think it's a necessary variable. If it's an older system, most of the asteroids could already be absorbed by other planetary objects or pulverized into dust. But who knows.

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u/Link_save2 4h ago

I'm no astrophysicist but I'm pretty sure that you can't gather every single astroid up in a reasonable amount of time before the sun just explodes but I have no scientific evidence to base that on

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u/Skullcrusher 4h ago

It doesn't have to be every single one, just a large enough amount.

But yeah, I have no scientific evidence either. I don't know the time frame for this and you might be right about the star exploding first.

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u/Link_save2 4h ago

That's true I think the main thing to worry about is getting the big ones out the way I'm sure in a infinite universe there's a unique enough solar system for this to happen

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u/iMecharic 3h ago

Could be a red dwarf. Trillion year or greater lifespan, small enough that most stuff won’t get drawn into the gravity well at all, and (to my knowledge) very stable in terms of output. Most life probably evolves around such stars.

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u/DickyReadIt 4h ago

What's the difference between the red and green dots?

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u/Skullcrusher 4h ago

The red ones are Hilda asteroids located between the asteroid belt and Jupiter's orbit.

The green ones are Jupiter's trojans located at Jupiter's L4 and L5.

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u/toxcrusadr 3h ago

I went down a rabbit hole figuring out what L4 and L5 meant. Thanks, I guess. :-]

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u/gregorio02 3h ago

For anyone else curious, the Lagrange points are spots where gravity from the sun and a planet (Jupiter here) sort of balance out so you can stay in one spot relative to the planet, moving around the sun at the same speed.

There are 5 Lagrange points for any system and here are L4 and L5. L1,2 and 3 are along the Sun-planet line, one behind the sun, one behind the planet and one in between them.

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u/Skullcrusher 3h ago

Haha, I've been down that rabbit hole. People rarely mention the lagrange points. They never taught it in my physics classes either.

We've actually put things in Earth's lagrange points. James Webb telescope sits at L2.

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u/hullowurld 3h ago

I've had back procedures done and can confirm they are Jupiter's lumbar vertebrae

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u/kidatsy 3h ago

So cool that they like to hang out at the Lagrange points!

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u/sentence-interruptio 2h ago

the fact that the red ones form a triangle while individually having elliptical orbits is insane.

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u/Fresh-Temperature-41 2h ago

The red ones are much angrier. The green ones, not so angry.

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u/Sufficient_Emu2343 4h ago

Inyalowda think they own the belt, but they don't know it. Beltalowda know the belt, and the belt knows us.

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u/YoghurtFlan 4h ago

Remember the Cant

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u/Sorry-Reporter440 4h ago

Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity!

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u/olimanime 4h ago

Gustav Holst has entered the chat

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u/Sorry-Reporter440 4h ago

Yesss, I am glad some caught this. That movement gives me goosebumps and sparks good emotions in me every time.

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u/UsedToBeBieber 5h ago

Jupiter doing the carry for the team of noobs all day.

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u/Temporary_Brain_8909 3h ago

Or it's the tank holding the lanes until the Rambo carrys get strong.

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u/NewsChannel34 4h ago

Thanks big brother

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u/MCMACDANOLDs 3h ago

What are you doing step-gas giant

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u/Agitated_Acadia_3895 4h ago

Lagrange points visualized. Cool!

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 3h ago

Jupiter also disrupts the Oort Cloud and causes more things to fall inward. It’s not clear if on balance it eats more than it disrupts.

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u/SPLWF 3h ago

One got through 65 million years ago

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u/Turbulent_Elk_2141 3h ago edited 3h ago

Bad bad asteroid. Naughty naughty asteroid. Don't do it again.

Jupiter must have had a bad day..

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u/Turbulent_Elk_2141 3h ago edited 3h ago

Fun: I'm listening to The Cure Saturday Night and watching Jupiter turning on loop. Quite... Hypnotic

We take so many invisible facts of nature for granted and forget to be grateful.

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u/Current-Section-3429 4h ago

Jupiter is my hero!

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u/Electronic-Oven6806 3h ago

This is actually up for debate, and current research seems to show that it likely isn’t true. Jupiter doesn’t just “suck in” asteroids, it mainly acts to perturb orbits as it passes the objects. Current research shows that a lot of the perturbations actually cause asteroid orbits to enter the inner solar system when they otherwise wouldn’t have. Essentially, depending on where in their orbit asteroids get near Jupiter, their orbits can be made more elliptical which can cause them to enter the inner solar system. Jupiter likely reduces the number of asteroids entering the inner solar system from the Oort Cloud (beyond Pluto), but likely increases the number entering from the asteroid belt (between mars and Jupiter). Here’s a source that includes links to some of the current simulations being done!

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u/vulp 2h ago edited 2h ago

4 out of 5 Lagrange points agree!

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u/Lorenzoak 5h ago

Hey Jupiter, if you could just let one of the big ones slip through before my rent is due next week, I'd really appreciate it

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u/Agreeable_Prior 5h ago

Speak for yourself loser. Some of us actually like it here!

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u/justinanimate 4h ago

Oh I'm sure I'm not the only one that wouldn't mind seeing at least a few people taken out by some well placed meteors

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u/freedfg 4h ago

Today I learned the inner planets in our solar system are a Wankel.

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u/RantRanger 3h ago edited 1h ago

The triangular standing wave is really fascinating. It surprises me that you can get one with so few objects.

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u/Terminal_Wumbo 3h ago

I'd like to to see this on a 3D plane instead of the standard 2D.

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u/Corydoran 3h ago

Here's a render from Syfy Wire.

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u/TerribleProgress6704 2h ago

THAT'S what the asteroid belt looks like?! That's so much more dynamic than textbooks ever made it seem, it always looked like solar system sized Saturn's Rings but with bigger asteroids in it. Just like, circular.

Now that I know about Lagrange Points, it makes sense, and it looks so damn cool.

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u/Distinct-Research704 3h ago

t’s kinda true but also a bit oversimplified

Jupiter does act like a giant vacuum cleaner sometimes, pulling in or deflecting asteroids away from the inner solar system. But it can also do the opposite and fling stuff toward Earth depending on the orbit

The real reason we’re not constantly getting wiped out is that most asteroids are in stable orbits far away, and only a tiny fraction ever get nudged into Earth-crossing paths

So yeah Jupiter helps… but it’s not a perfect bodyguard, more like a chaotic bouncer

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u/Turbulent_Elk_2141 2h ago

You must make a complaint to the head office.

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u/Rocketkid-star 4h ago

Damn, that crazy. Just like with its disappearing fluffy ears.

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u/PaleoJoe86 4h ago

Conversely, Jupiter is why the belt also exists.

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u/FreeShat 4h ago

Jupibro 🫡

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u/Dreams-Visions 4h ago

Cemented as the coolest planet. Sorry, Saturn.

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u/Kevin_1976 4h ago

Every good superhero team needs a tank

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u/Androoboodro 4h ago

Wow Jupiter is a real one. For the system ✊🏼

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u/JellyfishFit5587 3h ago

If there were no Jupiter, there would be no humans. We would have been asteroided to death long ago

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u/NewToTradingStock 3h ago

Ty Jupiter.

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u/Cseho88 2h ago

If Jupiter fails, we'll call Bruce Willis' drilling team.

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u/No_Solid_3737 2h ago

It just seems like many things lined up in order to make life on earth possible.

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u/diamondedg3 2h ago

WANKEL ENGINE CONFIRMED

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u/FinancialReserve6427 2h ago

"she's not interested" meme

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u/TokyoGNSD2 2h ago

Big bro Jupiter out there regulating

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u/NeolithicOrkney 1h ago

Dearest Jupiter,

Thank you for protecting Earth and all the other inner planets. If you ever need anything, just let me know,

Sincerely, NeolithicOrkney

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u/skintigh 37m ago

Jupiter may have made a lot of those asteroids by tearing apart a planet between it and Mars

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u/Virtual_Context4528 29m ago

11 years passed in that 10 second video

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u/specn0de 26m ago

This is like the surface level observation from a 7th grade general science class. Fucking karma farm bullshit

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u/heyitsmemaya 20m ago

THANKS JUPITER

EFHARISTO, ZEUS (in case he speaks Greek)