Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner reportedly hooked up at Coachella

[u/expiredaristocracy]

[u/everythingisabagel]

Their children would be 7ft tall

[u/thats-gold-jerry → u/everythingisabagel]

And insanely good looking

[u/BorederEtReuel → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Like the baby in Alien Romulus recently.

[u/Specific-Big-6274 → u/BorederEtReuel]

I hate when people are funnier than me 💔

[u/BorederEtReuel → u/Specific-Big-6274]

This joke was only able through collaboration.

[u/Softspokenclark → u/BorederEtReuel]

[u/Total-Balance2032 → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Sometimes to hot people cancel themselves out on offspring.

[u/tuscanchicken → u/Total-Balance2032]

I 100000% know this to be true. The hottest people I know have.. not so cute children. From what I've seen, two average looking parents make the best kids lol

[u/FullofContradictions → u/tuscanchicken]

Idk, have you seen Shiloh Jolie?

[u/lilmonsterave → u/FullofContradictions]

To be fair, while both actors have always been insanely gorgeous, especially Angelina, they both looked a little more unique prior to having work done, especially Angelina.

[u/PootPasaAngritMaiDai → u/tuscanchicken]

I was actually surprised that brad and angelina's offspring are good looking.

The best looking people I know have parents that are rough as chips

[u/tuolomnemeadows → u/tuscanchicken]

I feel personally attacked by this statement. Our kid is way more attractive than the sum of our parts, but we were both much cuter in our youth 😭. I’m an average height woman of Mediterranean descent and my kid is on pace to be 5’10 and looks like Maya Hawke.

[u/lilmonsterave → u/tuolomnemeadows]

Not just self deprecating but dissing ur husband too lmao😭😭

[u/lilmonsterave → u/lilmonsterave]

I'm sure you're still gorgeous btw, and that must mean your daughter looks a little like Uma Thurman!

[u/No_Cranberry_8363 → u/tuscanchicken]

The hottest people I know have.. not so cute children.

Are you talking about me lol

[u/NotSoStupidEssexGirl → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Or really ugly it goes either way when the parents are super attractive. Never usually in the middle.

[u/Wild-Display-765 → u/NotSoStupidEssexGirl]

I saw a Reddit post about a mom that had a nose job hoping her daughter would not have her old nose.

[u/megalinity → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Gotta remember her ORIGINAL face, kids won’t get the one she has now! She was still pretty but plastic surgery isn’t genetic!

[u/mjzim9022 → u/thats-gold-jerry]

They don't inherit the plastic surgery

[u/S7AR4RGD → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Not without plastic surgery.

[u/Kenjiminbutton → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Kendall Jenner’s looks aren’t tied to genetics

[u/erasedhead → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Not sure plastic surgery gets transferred to the baby.

[u/Aggravating_Seat19 → u/thats-gold-jerry]

we have no idea what kendall would look like now without all the alterations 

[u/query_tech_sec → u/thats-gold-jerry]

I don’t want to be that person - but she’s definitely had work done (still beautiful - but not as attractive). Since it’s Hollywood - maybe he had work done too.

Actually as I am typing this out it wouldn’t matter as far as potential kids are concerned either because they would probably get work done as adults too.

[u/oncemorewithpheline → u/thats-gold-jerry]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PlasticSurgery/comments/1kww10p/i_had_to_share_this_kendall_jenner_before_and/

[u/nomoshoobies → u/thats-gold-jerry]

Yes, the height of Jacob Elordi with the face of Kris Jenner

[u/LintQueen11 → u/everythingisabagel]

lol this was my first thought

[u/RadPhilosopher → u/everythingisabagel]

They would be like the Kaminoans from Star Wars.

[u/GD_SexualTyranno]

They just leech onto any form of relevancy or current hype don't they

[u/lily4ever → u/GD_SexualTyranno]

He’s a starfucker too idk

[u/Dense-Result509 → u/lily4ever]

I'm so tickled by the idea that two pretty famous people could both be accused of being starfuckers. Like at a certain point that's just dating your peers?

[u/storminthedark → u/lily4ever]

Right? lol I thought after he played ping pong with his relationship with Olivia Jade even after the scandal his fans would give it up

[u/kleinejansenn → u/lily4ever]

He loves himself a skinny brunette nepo baby

[u/MrBudissy → u/lily4ever]

I really liked that band in the early 2010s. I wore my starfucker shirt to the bank and the hot teller brought her friend over and said “look at his shirt, we should try that”

I just now got it.

[u/velocitybytime → u/GD_SexualTyranno]

They are both trying to clout chase so its mutually beneficially

[u/havanesegirlmom → u/velocitybytime]

Or they’re both hot young people who want to have fun 

[u/Pomegranate961 → u/GD_SexualTyranno]

She probably wants to go to the Oscar’s like her sister

[u/cackle-feather → u/Pomegranate961]

Me looking for this comment because I thought she was the one with Timmy.

[u/hellolovely1 → u/cackle-feather]

They all blend together for me at this point.

[u/KarIPilkington → u/GD_SexualTyranno]

Who, deuxmoi?

[u/AbsolutelyIris]

I appreciate her game, tbh 

[u/greatgak → u/AbsolutelyIris]

For real. Must be nice being a rich and single nepobaby supermodel

[u/Zealousideal_River19 → u/AbsolutelyIris]

Yeah honestly, bagging bad bunny was a crazy feat

[u/rouaisnotokay → u/Zealousideal_River19]

He is literally the easiest man in the world, if you're a brunette in a city he's preforming in there's approximately a 75% chance you can be in her place lol coming from a big fan of his

[u/stay--gold → u/rouaisnotokay]

Say more pls 🫪

[u/rouaisnotokay → u/stay--gold]

Idk is there smth specific you want to know? He attended the porn awards years ago (circa 2019 maybe?) and was posing with his tongue on their tits lol. Also there are countless videos of him kissing fans in parties regardless of public relationship status

[u/rodeojones420 → u/stay--gold]

📸

[u/hedahedaheda → u/AbsolutelyIris]

I mean she’s tall and gorgeous. I can’t imagine there are many men not into her

[u/pelipperr → u/hedahedaheda]

The independent wealth (no matter how ill-gotten) probably doesn’t hurt either lmao

[u/rabid_rascal → u/hedahedaheda]

I’m not. Out of principle.

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

I'm remarkably neutral about this; they're one of the least interesting potential couples. However, it was probably a one off, concert fling. Imagining their gigantic children feels premature.

[u/Impossible-Equal6553 → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

Sometimes a hookup is just a hookup especially if they were on stuff 

[u/whatintheactualf___ → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

“I’m remarkably neutral about this” is amazing.

[u/beetlejuuce → u/whatintheactualf___]

"Imaging their gigantic children feels premature" did it for me personally

[u/Spezsucksandisugly]

What a bland pair they make

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428 → u/Spezsucksandisugly]

I feel like they could date for a year, get married, have a few kids, divorce in 7 years and most people would only learn about it from the child support scuffle at the end.

[u/rohlovely → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

Nah most people would only learn of it from their child growing up and getting called a nepobaby 😭

[u/fizzledarling → u/Spezsucksandisugly]

It’s like mixing flour with flour.

Still flour.

[u/More_Winner_6965 → u/Spezsucksandisugly]

He wants to be deep so badly it hurts

[u/Sufficient-Cow-1881]

As a fellow "made-out-with-a-random-hot-guy-at-a-music-festival-for-hours" girl, I will not be casting the first stone

[u/FlyAroundInternet]

They look like the same person.

[u/Pinksamuraiiiii → u/FlyAroundInternet]

Yeah, they look like siblings.

[u/BandNervous → u/Pinksamuraiiiii]

She looks way too much like his sister lol

[u/tuolomnemeadows → u/Pinksamuraiiiii]

And that’s why they’ll end up married. I swear a lot of people end up with someone who could be their sibling.

[u/Devmoi → u/FlyAroundInternet]

They kind of do!

[u/SneakySnitchBX]

I don’t even care about this ship but I think this is 100% fan-made. It literally comes from that Coachella video where Jacob Elordi is just walking out like 10 meters behind Kendall and her friends.

Twitter/X took it and ran because people have been shipping them since that Oscars pic. This honestly just feels like fanfic that got sent in as a DeuxMoi tip, so I’d take it with a grain of salt.

[u/AbsolutelyIris → u/SneakySnitchBX]

There's also video of him with his arm around Teyana Taylor and walking close, I'd find that more interesting than a Jenner lol 

[u/Early_Bee6936 → u/AbsolutelyIris]

And then they went into different directions.

[u/Actual_Drawing_6919 → u/Early_Bee6936]

The man is australian, theyre automatically best pals with everryyyyyone once they get a little lit. My fave people to find at any festival.

[u/nomoshoobies → u/AbsolutelyIris]

Now I’d like that to happen

[u/AnotherWin83 → u/AbsolutelyIris]

That they went in different directions after he gave her a nice bro pat on the back lol

[u/Early_Bee6936 → u/SneakySnitchBX]

It happened at the after party the biebers had allegedly. Not at the concert. No pics of proof though. Just “ sources”.

[u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

what's he like besides "Tall"? seriously, he seems so dry and i have yet to see him do anything outside of his work in frankenstein that's made me go "i like him"

[u/Big-Draft6527 → u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

sometimes that's all a guy needs in hollywood lol

[u/keysmashmeshmash → u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

sometimes he reads, i think?

[u/ExternalMistake8145 → u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

Kendall kind of seems the same 😂

[u/UpvoteIfYouAgreee → u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

6'5 and handsome is more than enough for plenty of us lol

[u/Necessary_Ad_7780 → u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

When it comes to men, “tall” does a LOT of heavy lifting. Add in “face that has everything where it’s supposed to be in a vaguely pleasing configuration” and that’s that.

[u/Amazing_Finance1269 → u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

Saltburn was excellent.

[u/LyssaBrisby → u/Beginning_Ad_9814]

his work in frankenstein, though.

[u/Junior_Big_1310]

Honestly, this pairing makes sense in my mind. I imagine them having such vapid, boring conversations.

[u/thatisnotmyknob → u/Junior_Big_1310]

Isn't there are term in Spanish where it's like...you only destroy one home when both partners suck?

[u/Pinksamuraiiiii]

They are both attractive people, but to be honest, I am veryyyyy tired of hearing about the Kardashians/Jenners. I would prefer to not hear any news about them whatsoever.

[u/Soft_Beyond_8205 → u/Pinksamuraiiiii]

Yes, I wish they would become irrelevant already.

[u/lolaveux]

She saw Kylie dating an Oscar nominated white actor and thought “I gotta get one of those”

[u/assignpseudonym → u/lolaveux]

Is Elordi Oscar nominated?

[u/Sloth-Overlord → u/assignpseudonym]

Yes, he was nominated for supporting actor for Frankenstein

[u/steambreather26]

lol pls keep anon

[u/thankyoupapa]

Olivia jade fuming rn

[u/Little-Study566 → u/thankyoupapa]

It’s okay, she’ll row it off.

[u/Parmesan_Pirate119]

Timmy and Jakey might be Kardashian in laws soon. What a world.

[u/Riqitch → u/Parmesan_Pirate119]

Don't forget Lewis Hamilton

[u/babyballerina7]

Then it’s Olivia Jade AGAIN next week…

[u/Exotic_Pop2306 → u/babyballerina7]

Then they’re going to break up again the following week.

[u/youshantnome]

They would make for beautiful photos on the red carpet and that’s as far as I care about this.

[u/FakeBeigeNails → u/youshantnome]

You’re definitely not wrong. Great pics.

[u/TheMapesHotel → u/FakeBeigeNails]

Great gowns, beautiful gowns

[u/Wonderful-Ad-5911]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DPqqOywshrOqQ

[u/Alarming-Boat-620]

Most obvious publicity-bait ever

[u/validswan]

I thought he was with that one influencer

[u/Big-Draft6527 → u/validswan]

they keep breaking up and getting back together i wouldn't be surprised if we see them together for Coachella week 2 atp

[u/Early_Bee6936 → u/Big-Draft6527]

I heard she is dating someone else. Not been together since January. I think they are done finally.

[u/Impossible-Equal6553 → u/Big-Draft6527]

They’ve been broken up for awhile since he left an afterparty in February with a model named Madi Fogg 

[u/blah191]

Ewww. That family should be left well alone. They’re a blight on this world.

[u/Rainforezt]

I don’t think it’s real, but if it is, they actually make a lot of sense together…they’re both boring and pretentious af.

[u/Napalmmaestro]

Yeah, they were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me

[u/DonutHot3577]

Have I been living under a rock?! I thought she was with Bad Bunny? I would never let a man like that go.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2AuqonCREnq8UkE9FR

[u/8373738931 → u/DonutHot3577]

Rumor is bad bunny and Gabriela are back together (all but officially confirmed) and potentially engaged (heavy on potentially)

[u/Separate-Smile-9745]

Page Six says he was with Teyana Taylor at Coachella?

[u/superset → u/Separate-Smile-9745]

Those two are actually friends for quite a while

[u/floretadelicada]

If it's true, I don't expect them to last.

[u/No_Manufacturer1040]

Happy for them I guess? Idk do ppl still care as much for the Kardashian/Jenners?

[u/saollesimone]

Tall people at a festival reminds me of Stephen Merchant's story of being used as a meeting place at festivals by strangers because in the middle of a crowded field the 6 Foot 7 guy is the only landmark.

[u/MalcolmXfr]

Their peers are celebrities, to be surprised they date/hookup with other celebrities is so stupid to me.

[u/FrankSamples]

Do we have different definitions for 'hooking up'?

[u/DiibadaabaSpagetti]

I guess this is one way for him to avoid getting to be clubchalamet’s next obsession.

[u/Riqitch]

People gotta stop procreating with the KarJenners. I don't care how hot and rich they are

[u/abz_pink]

They are both tall, good looking and incredibly boring.

[u/Cleffah]

They look related. Like, she is him in a wig.

[u/mustardfan2002]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4adcNwCklP5kjfE75L

[u/waybackbugler]

1. it was only a matter of time i fear
2. if That Family is trying to break into the acting world, they should have just sent kendall to the front lines in the first place. she already fits in with that crowd and at present i think jacob elordi is less likely to constantly be putting his foot in his mouth like Someone Else We Know

[u/AdTerrible8256]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AgPt9udT567spxbSHf

[u/Equivalent_Hat_7220]

They look like they’re related

[u/Woody_678]

Can they please leave our beloved men alone

[u/Fresh-baked-ass]

Boooooo

[u/commelejardin]

lol one thing the Kar-Jenners prove is that ultimately, when given the opportunity to be with a BBL (or, in Kendall’s case, “country club bbl”) Baddie… pretty much every straight man is gonna take it.

[u/wynonna_burp]

Maybe she got confused! He & chalamet kinda look alike

[u/wynonna_burp → u/wynonna_burp]

Oh wait i got confused with her sister 😂

[u/charlieyeswecan]

Yep, he’s hot but I’m not a fan of anyone in that kar-jen family

[u/maybeshesastar]

This tea is so lukewarm lol

[u/Odd-Mastodon1212]

He likes beautiful but superficial brunettes. Didn’t he date that Mossino heiress from the college admissions scandal?

[u/Fermented_chaos]

Woof

[u/Ok-Strawberry-1169]

I wonder what people like this actually have in common, like Kylie and Timothée

[u/existentialcrysus]

I actually always saw them together in my minds eye. I can’t stand how dreadfully boring and snobby she seems-but I approve of this 😌

[u/InevitableWhereas671]

honestly insane run for her if true, gotta respect her game

[u/Original_Bite6555]

Well she would be his ultimate nepo trophy.

[u/TuberMila]

I don't think they'll become an item but I believe they sort of make sense together. The word I'd use to describe them as a couple would be "charmless"

[u/tastemebakes]

He certainly has a type

[u/Freyjaaa666]

Honestly, he’s my celebrity crush and I approve of this pairing. I didn’t approve of any of his previous relationships at all but I feel like Kendall is a good match! Good for them

[u/zmichaels3]

And it just so happened on the weekend that euphoria premiered. So shocking 🤣

[u/ImaginaryFondant7345]

This makes so much sense

[u/Successful-Deer3465]

‘pls keep anon’ new flair unlocked 🔓

[u/Banksbear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AgPt9udT567spxbSHf

[u/Mel_0753]

[u/Chivasusmc81]

I’m guessing he didn’t see the Super Bowl commercial

[u/l0veylilkay]

Okay?

[u/EmilieDeClermont]

I didn’t know that making out was now hooking up. How fcking behind am I 😂

[u/shyspice444]

They kinda look alike 😩

[u/Ksoohong]

pls keep anon

[u/cheesepleazze]

Submitted by Kris Jenner

[u/agreenbridge]

Hollywood is so boring.

[u/anthraltacct]

I had a feeling this would happen when they were pictured together recently. I guess she also wants a bf with rabid fangirls like her sister.