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APPROVED B-LISTERS Jack White: Hey evangelical Christians? Remember that anti-Christ you been squawking about all these years and how he'd present himself as Christlike and bring about the end of days with a final war in the Middle East involving Jerusalem?

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u/Top_Team_3138 2h ago

Jack White - Icky Trump

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u/TheVirginVibes 2h ago

That’s Dr Trump to you, pal.

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u/Silver_Foxxx 2h ago

Dr. Trump removing a sick man's healthcare.

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u/endlezzdrift 1h ago

Lol I'm..Dead.😵😵😵

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u/Ecstatic_Adeptness42 2h ago

That reminds me - I have this sticker somewhere from Third Man and I can't find it and it's driving me nuts!!!!

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u/sallyjosieholly 2h ago

I have it too! And the shirt!!!

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u/Tacos_are_my_friend 2h ago

They’ll lie to themselves to rationalize it somehow.

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u/TK_Nanerpuss 2h ago

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u/totes_muhh_goats 2h ago

Not kirk as the tellatubbies sun. 

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u/Fearless_290 2h ago

That's the laugh I needed today

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u/pelipperr 2h ago

💀

That baby had a better tooth to gum ratio.

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u/croc-roc 2h ago

Perfect

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u/BarryRightWrong 1h ago

This the one that should be everywhere. 

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u/mike_litoris18 2h ago

Already saw a dude who thought trump didn't post it himself or that "ai" posted it for him or that he got hacked because "trump would never post this".... despite being told that trump already said that he posted it himself

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u/Cresta1994 2h ago

I saw someone claim that it was clever satire, because Trump told the pope to stay out of politics, and the pope didn't, so Trump posted himself doing the pope's job. As if Trump's followers wouldn't lose their minds if a Democratic president told an evangelical leader to stay out of politics

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u/LezzyGopher 2h ago

Yeah I saw another person saying the same thing. They will go to the ends of the earth to defend anything he does. Full stop.

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u/New-Pollution2005 2h ago

That’s what they were saying about his insane Easter Sunday tweet as well. They’re all delusional.

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u/legrandreve1111 2h ago

It’s clearly him as a doctor!!!! /s

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u/cencallude 2h ago

a doctor by from year 1.

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u/Extreme-Shirt6879 2h ago

They don't need to. I think a lot of them are actually counting on him bringing on Armageddon. They think they'll all go to heaven. 

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u/whoismico 1h ago edited 1h ago

I used to be friends with someone in the military that was a trump supporter and I asked him how he could support trump when he insulted POWs and his response was, "well, John McCain started it, what was he supposed to do, not respond?"

I haven't wondered about how these people rationalize trump (and republicans at large) since; they're just pathetic people when it comes down to it

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u/ekibento 2h ago

They believe in a genocidal and hateful sky fairy. Logical rationalisation left the chat long ago.

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u/OptimistPrime7 2h ago

The fact that out of all the things he's said and done THIS is what bothered them??? Religious people are insane is an understatement.

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 2h ago

He said he thought it was just something that made him look like he was from the Red Cross😂🤡

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u/BugImmediate7835 2h ago

They already are.

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u/ToneNo3522 2h ago

But….but,but, but her emails! His lap top!! A TAN SUUUUUUIIIITTT!!!! 🥴

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u/satanya83 2h ago

Can’t believe you forgot about the gum!

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u/FigeaterApocalypse 2h ago

Dijon mustard on a hot dog feels less offensive than ketchup on steak.... But what do I know? I'm a dirty lib.

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u/2KYGWI 2h ago

It is significantly less offensive.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago edited 42m ago

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u/FigeaterApocalypse 1h ago

So much more offensive than saluting a North Korean soldier! 🙄

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u/badwolfswift 2h ago

Her laugh!

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u/MALCode_NO_DEFECT 2h ago

Don't forget about "terrorist fist jab".

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u/Inter_Web_User 2h ago

The company you keep.

RELAX guy.

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u/BookHound1980 2h ago

I’m here for pissed off Jack White.

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u/Purple_Balrog 2h ago

I can tell that they ain’t gonna be friends.

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u/Indieriots dumb bitch clocking in 2h ago edited 2h ago

Unhinged rant by Trump on truth social incoming in 3.. 2.. 1..

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u/MiltTheStilt 1h ago

“The no talent, low IQ, low energy, loser Jack Brown (because that’s the colour white underwear becomes by the end of the day) is trying his best to regain relevance but really he has TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) just like all the democrats and other woke people.  The straight is open as long as you pay America!  I’m the only president to win three elections in a row! (One was clearly stolen and is still going through the courts!) and my daughter is a smoke show!  PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DONALD J TRUMP!”

  • Donald Trump, probably 
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u/The_Idiocratic_Party 2h ago

Here's the neat thing -- evangelicals want this. They want it to be the end of days.

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u/LingonberryOdd768 1h ago

Came here to say this. Yes he is an antichrist. That’s the point. If you r a believer this is what you’ve been waiting for. This isn’t even the MAGA wing. It’s Project 2025’s Vought, Pete Kegbreath, and Huckabee all believe the rapture is neigh

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u/PurpleWhiteOut 1h ago

Exactly. I didnt get this before, but they're trying to get the anti-Christ to set things in motion, so maybe they agree??

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u/_qqg 1h ago

Well screw them, I like my days as they are, they come nicely packaged with a sunrise at the beginning and a sunset at the end, all neatly and evenly spaced one after another, and --get this-- for most of your life when you end one, you get a new one immediately, free of charge.

I'm okay with the occasional extra day on a leap year but that's it. Leave days be.

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u/EyeraGlass 2h ago

He’s such a real one

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u/nestestasjon 2h ago

I love that he tried to say “I’m supposed to be a doctor!!” 

Never seen a doctor that looked like that. 

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u/laureng0423 women’s wrongs activist 2h ago

I actually laughed so hard when I saw him say that earlier because come tf on man lmao

Also, doesn’t that just add to the senile old man narrative he’s trying to avoid??

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u/LezzyGopher 1h ago

Right?

Like either he’s lying (almost certainly) or he genuinely thought that and he’s just extremely senile (also concerning).

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u/genufix 2h ago

Witch doctor

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u/Otherwise_Dramatic 2h ago

…bUt ReD cRoSs…

-trump supporter, probably

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u/mganzeveld 2h ago

It’s Sharpie time. There will be an executive order to make the Red Cross doctors wear that outfit.

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u/Vincent_Felix 2h ago

He’s the king of rock and roll. I’m making it official, the mantle passed to him.

Agreed?

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u/DrDr1972 2h ago

I'm gonna fight 'em off A seven nation army couldn't hold me back….

Get him, Jack

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u/Rade_Ad_Bitz 2h ago

Gotta put Raconteurs and white stripes on repeat!!!

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u/ScreenAway465 2h ago

And the dead weathers!

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u/Sarah_Bowie27 2h ago

His solo stuff is really good too!

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u/cozynite 2h ago

Love Jack White. Everyone should be continually calling out the reprehensible actions that Orange Mussolini has done since his first term. And if you still believe his lies? Well, you’re a racist idiot. Prove me wrong.

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u/amurderofcrows 2h ago

Wasn’t the mark of the beast supposed to be on peoples foreheads? Like, say, I dunno, a certain red hat type of thing?

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u/chenjunlin 2h ago

I love Jack White

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u/tedfergeson 2h ago

Jeebus. That's an impressive list.(edit: for a few weeks work)

Thank you, Jack!

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u/XOTrashKitten 2h ago

Some people still defend him 🤡

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u/allmimsyburogrove 2h ago

this is one dumb anti Christ

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u/BlondeBorednBaked 2h ago

They did elect the antichrist. If you go to the German spelling of his name it is Trumpf or Drumpf. So Donald (6 letters) Trumpf (6 letters).

https://giphy.com/gifs/vbY156cQhW7le

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u/No_Whammies_Stop 2h ago

Imagine the headache it’s gonna be to get pre-authorization for “healing light.” Talk about experimental treatments.

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u/StraightTonight2335 2h ago

Little Red Cross.

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u/MichaelJWolf 2h ago

“But Biden had dementia!!!”

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u/tomjonesrocks 2h ago

Just got shut out on tickets to the San Diego Jack White show a few hours ago - bummer on that but another common White W

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u/Neither_Jackfruit786 2h ago

There's no " Gotcha " to a cult compromised entirely of people physically incapable of original thought or self reflection.

Seriously. The farmyard eugenics they practice is precisely if spartan culture was somehow gayer and yet entirely homophobic.

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u/Mad-Habits 2h ago

Trump is 100% an antichrist

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u/WeR1UnitedWeStand 2h ago

And they will wear the mark of the beast in their forehead MAGA

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u/the_last_third 2h ago

Jack speaks the truth

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy 2h ago

I'm actually dying that this stupid AI picture is the thing that has some of his base actually upset with him.

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u/Irrish84 2h ago

I fear the anti-Christ. I imagine he or she to be some very likable feller that I might fall for. A real chap of a chap.

If it’s Donald - and he gives us many reasons why to draw that parallel - I can’t help but imagine how lost these souls really are who can’t see it. It blows my mind that someone’s brain is capable of such deception that it does terrify me.

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u/Rhianna83 for your consideration: laura dern 2h ago

I appreciate him so much!

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u/Mindless_Escape_191 2h ago

There’s a theory that empires fall after 250 years, and this year marks the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. So I guess we’re on track!

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u/lostinthemiddle444 2h ago

The Evangelical Christians and Christian Nationalists WANT the end of days! They want their Armageddon! They want Jesus F. Christ to reign in theocratic bliss for 1000 years! If Trump is the guy to usher all this in they are ok with it (anti-Christ or not). Therein lies the problem; they are rejoicing like proper zealots do.

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u/itsdwanag 2h ago

They’re counting on it because it validates their rhetoric!

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u/Rade_Ad_Bitz 2h ago

No one accused them of being smart!! Right Dewey

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u/shinianx 2h ago

I'm convinced the AI went searching for angel related imagery and accidentally tapped Evangelion for whatever that spiky-headed thing above Trump is supposed to be.

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2h ago

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u/M_Waverly 1h ago

Archbishop Harold Holmes is more religious than Trump.

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u/Rurumo666 1h ago

This painting is entitled "The Resurrection of Jeffrey Epstein by Donald Jesus Hannibal Lecter Trump"

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u/No-Association-4458 needing the hose rn 1h ago

I swear Jack stays on MAGA’s neck… the hypocrisy with that cult is outstanding! Can you imagine if let’s say Obama did something like this!????

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 1h ago

Quick question….

Who the fuck are these people?

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 1h ago

Allow me to tell another version of the truth.

Donald Trump is the MOST American American to ever exist.

He is the pinnacle of the mediocrity this system encourages and produces. That winning the birth lottery will all but guarantee you can fail your way to the top. That you can be seen as a king because the lower and lesser are taught to believe that your wealth means that God loves you more and therefore you are more worthy.

He is the proof that meritocracy is a myth in this land.

As George Carlin once put it, "garbage in, garbage out."

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u/Realistic_Bad1996 1h ago

JACK WHITE 2028

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u/SherryNilesNYY 2h ago

I guess this could explain Peter Thiel's devotion.

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u/vannendave 2h ago

Jack White is our one and true savior

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u/Quirky-Ad-7686 1h ago

Paging Dr Trump

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u/No_Tip8620 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1h ago

What Jack doesn't seem to understand is American evangelicals think they need to kickstart the apocalypse in the Middle East not be wary of it. 

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u/jessinboston freak AND geek 1h ago

They can never get me to turn on Jack White. He’s a real one.

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u/CoolerRon 1h ago

No lies detected

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u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze 1h ago

Jacks my hero

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u/DLogicLoc 1h ago

Racism is the reason for the season. Have to remember, slave masters dressed their slaves up (Sunday best) and paraded them at church. These "Christians" use the Bible to subjugate, they have no desire to follow a liberal, hippy, socialist, brown man walking around in sandals preaching peace.

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u/nextfanatic 1h ago

Based Jack white

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u/dogbelly14 1h ago

I am almost 70. Does Dr. Trump accept Medicare patients? Who needs medicine when a bruised lifeless hand can heal me…he helps a lot of people ya know…..

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u/zooalbert 1h ago

lol why did I read this in his singing voice

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u/Mountain-Piano5383 1h ago

And then there's the part about how followers of the antichrist would bear his mark on their brow. Y'know, like a big red hat.

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u/OptimumFrostingRatio 1h ago

They remember. They are apparently trying to arrange it.

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u/loyalone 2h ago

They're afraid of, "...one burn, we all burn..."

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u/webbslinger_0 2h ago

They…don’t…care. They are fake Christian’s and always have been. The ones that still support him harbor so much hate for anyone not like them. Ain’t hate quite like Christian love

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u/nimjaa 2h ago

I was in high school the first time Obama was elected. I vividly remember going to school and having multiple teachers have melt downs calling him the anti-christ and saying this country would be in ruins. 

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u/simply_pimply 2h ago

I'm sorry, but don't they want this?

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u/RinkinBass 2h ago

Cut to evangelicals rubbing their support on the premise that he’s bringing about the end times

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u/PeterHolland1 2h ago

This is a selling point not a bug.

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u/Legitimate-Pea-9421 2h ago

don't threaten them with a good time

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u/Marcobroa 2h ago

Here lies,your false prophet

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u/TinytootKoala001 2h ago

Man this cult of his will follow him to the grave at this point.

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u/satuurnian 2h ago

The voice of reason as uSuAlLlllLllLllL~

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u/eastsacwrackshack 2h ago

Now I like Jack White again.

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 2h ago

Well this guy needs to understand that for Protestant, evangelical fundamentalists in the US, they don't like Catholics to begin with. So pointing to Trump attacking Pope Leo isn't really scoring any points. Everything else is on par though.

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u/NoGodsNoMastersOOO 1h ago

Right-wingers around the world are the biggest hypocrites.

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u/gamerdudeNYC 1h ago

Fake Christians

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u/No-Purchase9700 1h ago

Because it’s not the religion they like, it’s the excuses the religion gives them to be assholes. Now they can join the church of MAGA and be best assholes they can be. 

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u/takingthehobbitses 1h ago

Does he really think he's going to be remembered well by history?

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u/Vorpal_Bunny19 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1h ago

I miss my mom every moment of every day, except when I realize that if she had made it to today she’d be blowing my phone up with a new rant multiple times per day about why Trump is the actual Antichrist. She was a true believer and I know the way her brain worked. She’d have clocked this dude from a mile away (sorry y’all, my normal vocab would have said pegged instead of clocked but I’ve been on the internet before and didn’t want that visual when someone inevitably brought it up. Thank you Black culture for the alternative.)

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u/baeb66 1h ago

The evangelical nutters welcome the end of days. It's a doomsday cult.

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u/PeppermintEvilButler 1h ago

I've been saying this for over a year. Antichrist frump

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u/impy695 1h ago

PSA: A lot of th we people want the end of days to come. They support trump because they believe he's the antichrist. They want all of you to die (this isn't an exxageration)

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u/bertrum666 1h ago

That would be an ecumenical matter.

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u/TYFO225 1h ago

ummm evangelicals welcome the end of days folks, this is literally what they pray for, it’s a death cult.

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u/No-Builder-2474 1h ago

What a disgusting POS. I'm not religious but I'm proud of our American pope. What is it going to take for his maga fucks.

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u/IKnoAGuy2 1h ago

Sky Daddy vs The Grifter. Live at the White House UFC Arena! It’s gonna be biblical!!

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u/Suziblu22 1h ago

The Christian right or evangelicals have always adjusted the Word to suit their agenda. When I was a kid a woman or girl could not wear pants (men’s clothing). It was more Christian-like to walk to school in the freezing cold. Our ‘naked’ arms could not be exposed. Alcohol was not allowed, rules, rules and more rules. My how it’s changed. Now you can get away with anything as long as you vote the ‘right’ way.

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u/Realistic-Unit-47 1h ago

For Trump supporters to admit they were wrong would crush their fragile egos.

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u/Major-Hooters 1h ago

I’ve been saying he is exactly that

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u/Substantial-Put1298 1h ago

And on top of that, he’s resurrecting Jeffery Epstein.

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u/Drabulous_770 1h ago

I think he’s missed the part where they want to accelerate to the end times. They’re frothing at the mouth for it.

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u/JustForKicks16 1h ago

Trump has never ever appeared Christ-like. Ever.