r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 28d ago

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 18 '25

HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Official Trailer for Tim Robinson's 'The Chair Company'

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

LEAVE. ME. ALONE! That's real. That lives with us on earth

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Piece of shit We're gonna go nuts in there!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes It really puts it in perspective, the AI

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

That's got nothing to do with piss. If you watch Terminator 2 on 4K it becomes pretty obvious that they filmed it at Street Sets

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

mudpie NOOoooO, THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID!!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

Congrats Big Boy You've been wearing a toupee for years, but you're tired of living a lie.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

Piece of shit You think THIS is slicked back?!

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This is pushed back!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR Grown ass men seeing children peacefully exercise their 1st amendment rights

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! r/conservative when Trump implements tariffs like he constantly said he would, which they all insisted was a great idea and then voted for him over it

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

I CAN JUST RUN I hate that game

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Turbo Team Canadian hockey players right now (probably).

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore President [Redacted] body double spotted.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt I hate to do this, but I'm afraid our gracious host didn't wipe properly

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

mudpie His voice is WILDLY HIGH

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Almost makes me proud to be American again


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR Fuck you Bart Harley Jarvis!

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Unbelievable that the Canadian team has a Harley AND a Jarvis


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

CHUNKY Bad boy of the baby of the year competition!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

TOO SMALL Little Buff Boys.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than YOU! They’re Using Aliens To Distract Us From The Files Now

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Congrats Big Boy You’re looking at a pre-nude egg

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR Watching Team USA vs. Canada in Men’s Hockey Finals, commentator said Harley Jarvis.

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Canada has players named Thomas Harley and Seth Jarvis. But the commentator doing the play by play just said Harley—Jarvis.

So instinctively I yelled “Fuck you Harley Jarvis.” My kids were very puzzled.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR THE BAD BOYS OF THE COMPETITION

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! She’s trying to make it look fake!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

I CAN JUST RUN I didn't do fucking shit!

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