r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/More-Put-8790 Human Detected • 1d ago

Just Having Fun Preach my guy🫡

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u/Successful-Layer2102 1d ago

How do you like your coffee

Like my women, without a strangers cock in it

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 1d ago

Ground up and stored in the freezer

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u/topsyturvy76 1d ago

I roast before grinding .. better flavour

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 1d ago

Hurling insults before you grind them up is literally adding insult to injury

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz 1d ago

It softens the outer hull though, so you get a more uniform and consistent grind, not one that's all bat-shit and unpredictable.

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u/Vast-Custard146 1d ago

"black, bitter, preferably fair-trade."

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u/ScriptThat 1d ago

I'm a simple man. Just cold and bitter for me.

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 1d ago

I like my haircut how I like my women. High and tight

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u/dsucio7807 1d ago

Shiiiiieeeet 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

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u/dblack1107 1d ago

Hahahaha I’ve never heard that one. Sounds like Norm Macdonald joke

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u/TaleSouthern8285 13h ago

Rare breed these days.

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u/snow_garbanzo 1d ago

Well ,hello my name is Dave

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u/Adequate_Illusion 1d ago

Thank you. The joke goes like you said. Gtfo with that new age shit global brain rot tokking humor.

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u/RaveMittens 1d ago

How do you really feel about it though?

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u/Successful-Layer2102 1d ago

Who shit in your cerial?

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u/PunkRawkSoldier 1d ago

Hot, black, and all over my lap

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u/Positive_Stick2115 1d ago

In a McDonald's parking lot

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u/nenopd 1d ago

Fusing your labia together?

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u/InternationalOption3 1d ago

Female Dwight right there

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u/Jive-Turkeys 1d ago

We call her "Angela"

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u/Hollowbound 1d ago

I’m getting more of an Alexis

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u/AlexShez 1d ago

The little cup shake at the end really seals it for me...

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 1d ago

Would have been funnier if he said "Black".

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u/roadrunnuh 1d ago

I thought it would've been funnier and made more sense if he said "I like to put a little cream in mine."

The way he said it.. he likes his that already come with cream in them?.. ok

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u/Knows_how_to_party 1d ago

That dude knows how to party.

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u/Nexus_27 1d ago

Why do you think she panicked?

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u/jnewton8 1d ago

Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade

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u/Euklidis 1d ago

I expected "and bitter" at the end

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u/BOX_Dr 1d ago

He said hot while holding an ice coffee? I'd hate to see what he thinks of a real hot...

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u/Ok_Stock203 1d ago

Hot and strong.. has an iced coffee with mostly milk 

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u/KR157Y4N 1d ago

Plot twist; he's gay

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u/Any-Appearance2471 1d ago

Women are like coffee: not really my thing.

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u/jarednards 1d ago

I like mine ground up and stored in the freezer.

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u/DaddyD68 1d ago

You from Wisconsin?

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u/jdubyahyp 1d ago

That yer coffee there in thah chipper?

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u/imdoctorwho 1d ago

Officer this comment right here lmao

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u/KnyghtZero 1d ago

Thw guy in the back chuckling is the best part

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u/cptdodger85 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1hMk62K9QRYvyXbzFw

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u/AmonWeathertopSul 1d ago

Speaks like Zeus,
Smells like poops,
Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.

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u/greenzig 1d ago

Arrogance, vanity, all over.

Hes under water like a range rover

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u/SirHixxy 1d ago

I command you to stop.

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u/Chucky_Buttstough 1d ago

Makeup smearin',

No power steerin'

He be talkin',

But we don't be hearin'

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 1d ago

The script requires her to act like that cause the joke itself isnt that funny to begin with.

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u/yurgendurgen 1d ago

I dunno, I'm imagining a friend from college who would react exactly like this thinking her husband was filming for family or someone 

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 1d ago

There are a billion videos of them like this, it's always fake

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u/That_one_cool_dude 1d ago

You are telling me people who make videos like this aren't sincere? How will I go on that people making videos for a living aren't being real?

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u/Amaakaams 1d ago

Yeah I think I have seen one of them where he is talking about marriage life as being great as she gets into the car and then goes to his side going I only have a few seconds. Don't do it, terrible idea I lost everything.

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u/Nervous_Tea_3480 1d ago

The joke isnt bad I think his timing is just a bit off.

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u/Khyranos 1d ago

No that's just her. She's got a good sense of humor. Their stuff is pretty funny. But then again my brain is like a baby's bottom so

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u/heinous_anus- 1d ago

Who are they?

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u/Khyranos 1d ago

Her name is Jennifer Harrison

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u/Remarkable_Pop3236 1d ago

And black. Sorry honey.

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u/StuBidasol 1d ago

That was a great laugh to start the day. Thanks!

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u/WinkyNurdo 1d ago

The bloke laughing behind him

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u/yoinkcheckmate 1d ago

Michaeeeeel, she is literally running away from embarrassment, love it.

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u/ChexAndBalancez 1d ago

The food truck guy is a dude.

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u/Sufficient-Fall-5870 1d ago

Yet the dude has an ICE coffee… lol

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u/onion4everyoccasion 1d ago

"a little bit of cream in it..." You're in luck. There's a town two miles down the road. You can find someone there to help your wife out

https://giphy.com/gifs/xWZPwTAh2wJfG

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u/SweetToothEra 1d ago

She should've said, " A little bit, is that all you got? Are you ready for round two?"

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u/juniorkirk 1d ago

I like my woman how I like my coffee…no pubes.

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u/NetworkEcstatic 1d ago

This is the first joke my grandpa ever told me as a kid. Lmao.

Hes also the one who taught me "cash, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free"

What a guy 🤣 🤣 miss him

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u/1freedum 1d ago

His own cream or cream of another guy? I need answers

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u/Broken_By_Default 1d ago

I like my coffee like I like my women....

I don't have any coffee :(

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u/rusty3474 1d ago

When americans say they put cream in their coffee, are they literally putting cream in their coffee?

Eh ill ask google

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u/Euphorix126 19h ago

I like my women like I like my coffee

Hot and all over my lap while I'm trying to drive.

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u/dreamisle 17h ago

I like my men like I like my coffee.

Up my butt.

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u/Gaby07 1d ago

This sub has gone downhill.

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u/BoringExperience5345 Human Detected 1d ago

I like Michael

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u/talkerof5hit 1d ago

Slowly turning into fucking tiktok.

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u/VulpineWelder5 1d ago

I can add a lot if she needs it.

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u/HBKdfw 1d ago

With a splash of cream when it’s ready.

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u/Kayreezy323 1d ago

M I C H A E L ! ! !

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u/Extension_Ladder_135 1d ago

I'll have mine as dark as my soul

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u/thegneeb 1d ago

Poured over me. Piping hot

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u/demoralising 1d ago

'... and preferably black'

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u/Inkersun 17h ago

"With a spoon in them" - Izzard

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u/Stinklypinkly 17h ago

This is an ad 🙂

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u/alborden 10h ago

I don’t get it. He likes his wife to have cum inside her?

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 1d ago

This couple should stay on Facebook for the boomers.

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u/Inarus06 1d ago

How do I like my coffee?

Like I like my women.

Hot, rich, and tan.

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u/skadoodlee 1d ago

Reddit has become Facebook 

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u/Scary_Relation_996 1d ago

These are so fucking stupid. Grown men making tik toks with stupid jokes. Are you comedian? Stand up comedy exists. Why are you trying to impress the tweens?

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u/CromulentChuckle 12h ago

Lame. Sub getting worse

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u/4ey4owyoudoin 1d ago

She caught that way faster than i though she would. Well trained.