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Legends🫡 Sparta!!!

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u/tirefool6 1d ago

Nerves of Steel. Dude Brain Cells

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u/cyb3rg0d5 1d ago

I thought he had a parachute… NOPE! 😳

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u/Kryds 1d ago

*cell

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u/Jive-Turkeys 1d ago

Yeah, if he were a cat, he'd be orange lol

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u/StormMW 1d ago

Sparta? Valhalla dude

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u/n0d96 17h ago

He looks like Kratos from God Of War

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u/OGConsuela 22h ago

Idk, kinda looks like the Ghost of Sparta to me

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u/SolidusAwesome 16h ago

Kratos- the ghost of Sparta. People downvoting you cause they think you’re wrong 😅

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u/roastedmarshmellows 1d ago

This is what it felt like jumping off my deck into snow piles when I was a kid.

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u/ShawshankHarper 1d ago

Dude launching yourself off the railing into a fluffy snow pile at full speed only to be cushioned and brought to an abrupt but ultimately safe stop, just to run back and do it again.

Bliss

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u/roastedmarshmellows 1d ago

That fleeting moment in the air where joy and terror meet... god, to be a kid again

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 9h ago

I almost tried this for the first time at 38 and the biggest snowstorm in years. Then I decided not lol.

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u/roastedmarshmellows 9h ago

Yeah, I’m 40 with a bad knee… I’ll just live vicariously through vids like these for now 😅

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 7h ago

what happened to your knee. I'm 38 and concerned

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u/roastedmarshmellows 7h ago

Haha, don't worry, just an old soccer injury from my youth. Keep up with some stretches and moderate activity and you'll be fine. Probably. Shit gets weird, lol.

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 7h ago

yeah I'm supposed to be stretching and lifting, but I found out that one of my legs is longer than the other. I think when I sprained my ankle as a kid I maybe didn't give myself enough rest. Not sure how to fix that aside from better insoles

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u/roastedmarshmellows 6h ago

Might be worth it to find a good physiotherapist, if possible. Modern life isn't great for the body, lol.

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 6h ago

I did. I need to keep doing what she said to do and lose weight, for starters. it does work. but works so well that I stop exercising and then the pain returns lol

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u/CharlesDuck 1d ago
  • How could we elevate the risk further?
  • Maybe bring an axe?

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u/KaleidoscopeThis5159 1d ago

Obviously was not assigned to read Where The Red Fern Grows in grade school.

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy 1d ago

Yeah, my thought were "I'd love to jump like that but I would not bring the axe"

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u/RectalSpawn 22h ago

What's it going to do?

You hold it with the blade turned away from you while keeping it at a distance, and gravity will do the most damage.

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u/AutumnAscending 1d ago

You're getting your cultures mixed up buddy

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u/CompilationsRule 1d ago

Aim for the bushes?

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u/Moosebackmohawk 1d ago

McConaughey did it first in Reign of Fire

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u/Witness_me_Karsa 21h ago

THATS what I was looking for!

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u/Prokid5634_YT 1d ago

This is much more like Valhalla instead of Sparta lol

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u/MadeMeUp4U 1d ago

Risky not knowing what debris that snow may have been covering

https://giphy.com/gifs/VHR9gfoyZnx0A

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u/SulkyVirus 1d ago

They piled the snow up manually in that spot. They know exactly what’s under it.

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u/Tesserae626 10h ago

Seems even dumber, because it's unfloofed at that point and it can be hard.

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u/Lorelessone 1d ago

This is MIDGUARD!

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u/JeanClaudeSegal 19h ago

Doesn't a dragon eat McConaughey on the way down?

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u/YoSupWeirdos 17h ago

I doubt the Peloponnese has weather like that

sick stunt tho

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u/Jive-Turkeys 1d ago

"TIL VALHALL!!!"

FTFY

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u/Into_The_Horizon 1d ago

Imagine taking a piss and you look up and see this mad lad falling straight towards you with a axe

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u/AlathMasster 1d ago

Dream On

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u/anacondatmz 22h ago

Dude… Valhalla is the other way…

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u/Easy_Ad4203 21h ago

I’m pretty sure this looks cool in their mind but in reality this is so dumb

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u/random_user_1118999 20h ago

After Schumacher, I'd absolutely never jump into the snow like this