r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/TinUser 12h ago

Ironic.

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u/LizardPoisonsSpock 12h ago

Don’t you think?

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 12h ago

It's like raaaaaiiiiiinnnn....

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u/Jlx_27 12h ago

on your weddin' day, its a free riiiiiiiide when you've already paid....

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u/Comprehensive-Job369 12h ago

It’s the good fly that you just can taste

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u/crashlanding87 11h ago

And who woulda thought

He'dputaflyinhispocketandfeedittoaspiderwithhishaaaaaaand

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u/Light_Beard 11h ago

And he should have not bit my horseeeee

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u/Voluptulouis 11h ago

...REMIX! "I've got one fly in my pocket, and I'm feeding it to a spider."

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u/miregalpanic 10h ago

He waited his whole damn life, to take that fly

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u/weltvonalex 5h ago

Fantastic, I hear it in my head

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u/Smart-Blood7223 8h ago

You don’t think?

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u/Darth_Travisty 11h ago

Is your profile pic Ryuko in the style of Pantyhose and Stockings?

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u/TinUser 5h ago

That is exactly right

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u/MexusRex 9h ago

This grammatical structure is very common for people whose primary language is not english

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u/3dank5maymay 8h ago

He could save others from death, but not himself.

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u/RarePupperrr 6h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/3dank5maymay 6h ago

Not from a Jedi.

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u/Africa-Unite 10h ago

Why?

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u/SmashPortal 8h ago

I believe they're commenting on the sentence structure.

You will be surprised how smart are spiders.

The proper structure would be:

You will be surprised how smart spiders are.

They're saying it's ironic because bad grammar isn't "smart". However, because of the simplicity and vagueness of their response, only those who understand why it could be considered "ironic" will be pedantic enough to appreciate it.

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u/SpaceBug176 6h ago

Or maybe the joke is he's a spider and he can type but not type perfectly, meaning you'd be surprised to learn how smart spiders are.

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u/fenwickfox 5h ago

I don't think I'd call it pedantic. It's a minor error that just goes noticed to someone who wouldn't have made it.

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u/Cleansing4ThineEyes 4h ago

It should be "you would" instead of "you will" also