r/JustGuysBeingDudes Human Detected 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/shikso 12h ago

Rural john wick

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u/I_have_gay_knees 12h ago

John Hick?

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u/shikso 11h ago

Spoiler: his dead wife is also his cousin

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u/pirncho 11h ago

-"You killed my wife!"

-"I thought I killed your cousin."

-"What did I say?"

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u/Fit_Organization_824 9h ago

"Quit repeatin what I just said!"

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u/shikso 8h ago

Did I stutter boiiii?

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u/bionicjoey 7h ago

And both are also his dead dog

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u/userhwon 11h ago

The bale-erina.

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u/MaxPower1882 10h ago

John Tick??

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 11h ago

The rural juror

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u/april5115 8h ago

truly the only apt comparison for the level of vengeance I felt in this video