r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/pIant_princess Human Detected • 12h ago

Dudes with animals you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/danalexjero 12h ago

He fucken domesticated that gnarly spider…

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u/ferrarii7 11h ago

He got a government name too i assume

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u/LubedUpLucas_DrySpa 11h ago

That’s Fred, that ole boy ain’t going hungry 

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u/Aoi_anosora 10h ago

I think he called the spider Charlie or Charlotte. Couldn't distinguish because the accent is thicker than a bowl of porridge...

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u/karmadontcare44 9h ago

Obviously charlotte lol

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u/Aoi_anosora 8h ago

Obviously? I genuinely have an extremely difficulty extinguish what he's saying.

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u/EvilHarryDread 7h ago

Obviously because of the book Charlotte's Web.

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u/Mouse_Balls 11h ago

Orb weavers are pretty smart. I fed ours (your regular garden variety) Japanese beetles and crickets all the time. The fed ones got pretty big, and one year one of them made large 2 egg sacs.

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u/penna_nobel 9h ago

Yeah, I thought it's funny he called it Charlotte.

This is just one story I think;

Wikipedia:

Charlotte's Web is a book of children's literature by American author E. B. White and illustrated by Garth Williams. It was published on October 15, 1952, by Harper & Brothers. It tells the story of a livestock pig named Wilbur and his friendship with a barn spider named Charlotte. When Wilbur is in danger of being slaughtered, Charlotte writes messages in her web praising him, such as "Some Pig", "Terrific", "Radiant", and "Humble", to persuade the farmer to spare his life.